For most women, telling them they remind me/starting to look like their mother works pretty well. Other who have good realtionships with their mothers: I'll say they remind me of their sister. One of those usually hits a nerve. For guys? Depends. Alpha males are pretty easy. Call em queer/gay. For gay guys? Most are going to have a pretty thick skin so maybe insult Adele (the new Cher)?
McDonalds. It was one of my first jobs at 17 years old. Until that point I had been spoiled by my parents and really had never lifted a finger in my life. So what was their genius idea? Put me as a breakfast cook! Then again it wasn't really cooking as much as it was
pour this into a shape and then use a press machine cooker.
What made it also my worst experience ever was the fact that during the morning rush, the manager would come to the cooking line and tell us to send food out half-cooked and that it would -
finish cooking from the time it got on the bun to the moment they opened the wrapper- Uuuuugh. I'm talking eggs that still had liquid centers, sausage patties that were still part icicle in the middle etc. The only safe breakfast food at McDonalds are the flapjacks because they're frozen and kept in plastic bags for shipping, then microwaved.
Non-Working fast food horrible experience? Getting chicken tenders from Whataburger, biting into it, spitting it out immediately and seeing that the entire tender was raw in the middle but the breading was still fried. Ever since then I cut all my tenders in half from wherever I go before I eat one.