AMA and I'll cry and sob and weep and draw

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

I'm usually an open book, so go for it.

I might not answer. I might not even say anything.

But, just maybe.. Maybe I'll respond to your question with a crudely drawn rhino having his way with a mailbox or something..

The choice is yours.


Also, I made this.

 

[Calleja]

What's the best music to have sex to?

 

[phil]

What are you running from?

 

[Terrik]

Do you hear me calling your name when the wind blows?


Bumble....

 

[strawman]

Do you ever worry that your belly button may rise up in rebellion against you someday?

 

[Bubble181]

What would be the question to ask, most likely to result in you drawing me some sort of cool/awesome/funny/adorable/... owl doodle?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

What is Batman's guilty pleasure?

 

[The_Khan]

Why havn't you replied to anything? Do you have a life or something?

 

[Zappit]

Do you know where the remote is?

 

[Chad Sexington]

How do I get motivated to do my job on Friday when I'd rather be trying to impress a pretty girl?

 

[Gusto]

How do I get motivated to do my job on Friday when I'd rather be trying to impress a pretty girl?

Are you gonna get fired if you don't focus absolutely today?

 

[Chad Sexington]

Are you gonna get fired if you don't focus absolutely today?

Ha, no.

 

[strawman]

Ar pretty girls unimpressed with the gainfully employed?

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

What's the best music to have sex to?

Anything with a saxophone.

What are you running from?

The pain that I have inside...

Do you hear me calling your name when the wind blows?


Bumble....

I thought I just had water in my ear...

Do you ever worry that your belly button may rise up in rebellion against you someday?

My belly button knows it's place. Also, were it to rebel against me, no one would give my stomach the amount of food I do.

What would be the question to ask, most likely to result in you drawing me some sort of cool/awesome/funny/adorable/... owl doodle?

I dunno. Something... owl related? I guess? Really I just think my tablet would have to be on..

What is Batman's guilty pleasure?

Probably Robin, seeing as how he makes him wear a skimpier suit than Batgirl.

Why havn't you replied to anything? Do you have a life or something?

I was sleepies :3 How dare you imply I have a life.

Do you know where the remote is?

Mine is where I always keep it. The pile of clothes that resides at the foot of my bed. Are they clean? Are they dirty? It's something that the smell test can decide.

How do I get motivated to do my job on Friday when I'd rather be trying to impress a pretty girl?

Wear a bowtie and bring that bitch a carnation. After that, take your leave to your office, and play Frogger all day.

Are you gonna get fired if you don't focus absolutely today?

HEY. Don't you go asking other people stuff in my thread!

Ar pretty girls unimpressed with the gainfully employed?

Ugly girls sure are.

 

[Calleja]

Do you remember these?

[DOUBLEPOST=1357925948][/DOUBLEPOST](these are seriously images I will keep with me for fucking ever)

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Awesome. I don't know if I ever posted the sketch I made in class of Mex and the Baby.. I need to find that

 

[Gusto]

I got me a couple Bumble originals somewheres...

 

[BananaHands]

Are we brahs, bumble? Can I call you Bromble?

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Are we brahs, bumble? Can I call you Bromble?

I wouldn't want it any other way..

 

[BananaHands]

You can bring the cast of any television show into existence. Go.

 

[phil]

The pain that I have inside...
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What am I running from?

 

[Chad Sexington]

Did you get my second letter?

 

[phil]

Oh yeah! New question: why do you suck at writing us back?

 

[Calleja]

Your drawings start coming to life. How do they react to you?

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

You can bring the cast of any television show into existence. Go.

Oh dear... Ummm.. Do I know them? Is it like, I bring them to life and get to pal around with them? Or do they just exist somewhere in the world..?

If I get to hang, it'd be

If they just exist out in the world, it would be

What am I running from?

I would guess some kind of ravenous Phil-eating monster?

Did you get my second letter?

I did. I have yet to write back because I am a terrible person. It was beautiful though

Oh yeah! New question: why do you suck at writing us back?

Now wait a second, I'm waiting on your letter, Phillip! You never got mine? I really hope you did... there was a dollar in there..

Your drawings start coming to life. How do they react to you?

Wait, that happened once.. I need to find the thing I made to show you.. I had glorious flowing locks in it. Just a minute.. (And this is completely serious right now.)

 

[phil]

I don't....think so?

You gave me that paper clip, and I think I wrote back to that one. Then I sent Chad the one with the wax seal. I don't think I've gotten anything since then.

 

[BananaHands]

If you could force any two forumites to have a child, which would it be?

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

I don't....think so?

You gave me that paper clip, and I think I wrote back to that one. Then I sent Chad the one with the wax seal. I don't think I've gotten anything since then.

DAMNIT. Now I'm reluctant to send another dollar.. You best not be trying to con me out of my dollars

If you could force any two forumites to have a child, which would it be?

Jay and Silent Bob

 

[phil]

Yeah bro, don't send them dolla bills through the post. I sent 5 bucks to Brian Clevenger once and it never got there.

He was cool about it though and still sent me my donation wallpaper after I asked him about it though.

 

[Zappit]

If you could have two left hands or two right hands, which would you choose?

 

[BananaHands]

When you wake up next morning, you will have amnesia. You can only take one memory from your entire life with you. What is it?

 

[phil]

When you wake up next morning, you will have amnesia. You can only take one memory from your entire life with you. What is it?

Does what boobs feel like count? Or is that more like knowledge?

 

[fade]

The pain that I have inside...
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Is the pain inside amplified by the fact that you can't get by with your nine to five, and man these goddamned food stamps don't buy diapers?

Second question, is this a movie? Are you Mekhi Pfifer?

 

[Calleja]

When will you show me that thing you said you would show me, Bumble? When?

Now?










HOW ABOUT NOW?

 

[phil]

When will you show me that thing you said you would show me, Bumble? When?

Now?










HOW ABOUT NOW?

Is it...is it his penis?

'cause you'd be the first person who'd be excited to see it!