DAMMIT,
RAVENPOE WHO ATE THE GODDAMN COOKIES. WHO AT MY FUCKING COOKIES.
I KNOW YOU KNOW.
Gentlemen, please, calm yourselves. Allow me to explain what happened to the cookies.
The fact of the matter is that there really weren't any to begin with. Though it may say so on your computer, the cookies it refers to are actually just small bits of data on your web browser. I know you thought you had a pile of delicious, freshly made chocolate chip cookies, but in reality, all you had was just ones and zeroes on your computer.
I'm sorry for having to break it to you, but the cookies you though of were but a lie.