Adam's Divorce Thread! Yaaa wooooo

[strawman]

Hmmm
https://www.halforums.com/threads/montreal-explodes.29483/

This is probably just the dry run.

 

[Gusto]

Isn't Chad Sexington also headed in a Montreal-esque direction in the July-ish period?

 

[Emrys]

The gods protect us all.

 

[Gusto]

Chad might be stopping by my birthday shindig en route too.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Yeah I have Gusto and Montreal plans in the works

 

[Gusto]

Time is ticking, bro. I should actually throw up a Facebook event.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I don't have Facebook. I do have Google+. Which might explain... a lot...

 

[Jay]

You heading to Montreal Pomawee? You actually going to be up for it? Or will you spend your entire trip on the shitter after hanging out with people who don't know where to feed you?

 

[Chad Sexington]

I'M SORRY ALREADY

I'LL BUY YOU POUTINE

I PROMISE

 

[Jay]

You were already sorry the same night from the details you provided me.

Justice was served.

 

[Chad Sexington]

That is a fact.[DOUBLEPOST=1371763279][/DOUBLEPOST]Also I still don't understand the origin of Pomawee.

 

[Bubble181]

The gods protect us all.

Meh. I've never been struck by lightning by a god, I have been bitten by a ferret. Let the weasels protect us all, they're probably more effective.

 

[PatrThom]

Meh. I've never been struck by lightning by a god, I have been bitten by a ferret.

I've had a ferret bite down on the web of my hand while I was lying on the floor playing with him and try to pull me under the couch. It was sooo cute.

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

Adam's divorce thread is now about ferrets.

 

[Sparhawk]

At the pet store on Wednesday. Doomweasel weasel-pile.

 

[Cheesy1]

 

[PatrThom]

At the pet store on Wednesday. Doomweasel weasel-pile.

I can see your shoes!

--Patrick

 

[Adam]

I have returned from the virgin islands and all I can report is...totally false advertising

 

[blotsfan]

Yeah. It's actually a Peninsula.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I have returned from the virgin islands and all I can report is...totally false advertising

I hope you wore protection, my best friend was conceived on his parents honeymoon there...

 

[DarkAudit]

Can you still load up on free samples at the St. Thomas liquor stores? Easy way to get wrecked before lunchtime.

 

[Adam]

St Thomas, yeargh!

Also, the Love Shack is a thing, a real thing

 

[Timmus]

Did somebody say St. Thomas?

 

[Adam]

Went and got my motorcycle license because I fucking wanted to get it. Don't have a motorcycle. But have the license. HAH.

 

[Cheesy1]

Now I want a gif of Adam on his invisible motorcycle.

 

[Adam]

Now I want a gif of Adam on his invisible motorcycle.

 

[Adam]

Fuck it, bought a motorcycle to go with the license.

 

[Gilgamesh]

Fuck it, bought a motorcycle to go with the license.

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Something tells me you had already purchased it and decided to surprise us after

 

[Adam]

No actually, just got back from the seller's place. I'm doing it ass backwards

 

[strawman]

 

[Dave]

What Adam looks like in my mind right now:

 

[Gusto]

Yikes.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Adam looks like an alcoholic bigot?

 

[Adam]

Adam looks like an alcoholic bigot?

I think Dave is alluding more to "FREEEDOOOOMMMMMMMM!" Or at least I hope he is.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I think Dave is alluding more to "FREEEDOOOOMMMMMMMM!" Or at least I hope he is.

Why can't it be both? A free alcoholic bigot.