[Movies] The DC Cinematic Universe - The David Zazlav Dumpster Fire.

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

ThatNickGuy said:
I honestly don't believe rumours anymore. I'll only believe once I see a trailer. Otherwise, we would have had Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian (no, really), Jack Black in a comedic Green Lantern, a Green Arrow in prison movie, a Joss Whedon scripted Wonder Woman movie, etc.
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I'm pretty sure none of those were rumors persay (except maybe the Green Lantern one) but rather projects that just never happened.
 
filmfanatic

filmfanatic

bhamv3 said:
... I'm interested in seeing Jack Black as Green Lantern.
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I've seen the script for that, and no, you don't want to see that. He would have played Jud Plato, a furniture salesman who is picked by Abin Sur's ring because it sees him eating bugs in a Fear Factor show. He would have used his ring to capture a villain in a giant condom construct.

No. You don't want to see this.
 
AshburnerX

AshburnerX

filmfanatic said:
I've seen the script for that, and no, you don't want to see that. He would have played Jud Plato, a furniture salesman who is picked by Abin Sur's ring because it sees him eating bugs in a Fear Factor show. He would have used his ring to capture a villain in a giant condom construct.

No. You don't want to see this.
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This sounds like it was written by Kevin Smith... to star Jason Mewes.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

filmfanatic said:
I've seen the script for that, and no, you don't want to see that. He would have played Jud Plato, a furniture salesman who is picked by Abin Sur's ring because it sees him eating bugs in a Fear Factor show. He would have used his ring to capture a villain in a giant condom construct.

No. You don't want to see this.
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... I am no longer interested in seeing Jack Black as Green Lantern.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Older Batman? CHristian Bale with lots of make-up, and preferably a voice-analyzer. Get someone you can understand to play the young and modern Bats :p
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

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sixpackshaker said:
I bet there will be a cool montague of Bruce building the armored suit and weapons...
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A torch for me. Let wantons light of heart
Tickle the senseless rushes with their heels.
For I am proverbed with a grandsire phrase,
I’ll be a candle holder, and look on.
The game was ne'er so fair, and I am done.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

BananaHands said:
Hey, ThatNickGuy , how excited are you to see Batman beat Superman in a fight because of preptime?
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I honestly don't give a shit. I don't want the whole thing to be about who would win. I want to know WHY they would fight.

It's one of those things I enjoy the least about comic book discussions. Who would win in a fight between Buxom Thong Babe and Spandex-Clad Man? I don't care.

It's like a friend of mine asked me once: Who would win in a fight between Ultimate Spider-Man, Spectacular Spider-Man, Regular Universe Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2099 and a few others. My response? Spider-Man. He asked me which one. I said it doesn't matter because THEY'RE ALL SPIDER-MAN.
 
BananaHands

BananaHands

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ThatNickGuy said:
It's like a friend of mine asked me once: Who would win in a fight between Ultimate Spider-Man, Spectacular Spider-Man, Regular Universe Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2099 and a few others. My response? Spider-Man. He asked me which one. I said it doesn't matter because THEY'RE ALL SPIDER-MAN.
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It doesn't matter because he didn't include Scarlet Spider.
 
Espy

Espy

Wow that article was dumb.

EDIT: Except for the part about Brandon Routh. That was just hilarious.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

Covar said:
Chris Sims presents pretty much the only scenario that would make me give a rats ass about this movie
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It feels like they’re doing it because… well, because Marvel made a junkton of money with an Avengers movie franchise, and now that somebody else has proved it’s profitable, they can’t just sit there and not do it. But that’s not really anything new; DC’s been trying to do stuff that worked at Marvel for the past fifty years.
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Yeowch.
 
Espy

Espy

Lol. Oh the poor bale haters. I'd be thrilled if he returned but I have a feeling that I'd love Gosling or Brolin as well. Honestly I'm sure they want Bale back because he WILL draw crowds like crazy to this, but he's made it so clear that he's done that I just don't think it will happen.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

Ravenpoe said:
Am I the only one that wants Joseph Gordon-Levitt to be Batman?
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I want Joseph Gordon-Levitt to be in everything, so you're probably not alone.

Also, for some reason I'm really curious what Michael Fassbender would be like as Batman, but I have a huge mancrush on Michael Fassbender, so there's that.
 
Bowielee

Bowielee

Gilgamesh said:
Yes, but only because he'd make an amazing Nightwing.
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Oh, god, yes. I'd pay double the ticket price to see this. They could easily adapt his initial run in the Nightwing series where he moves to Blüdhaven into a Nolan-esque story. Just remove Blockbuster's super-strength, but keep his gigantism and heart issues.
 
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ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Bowielee said:
Oh, god, yes. I'd pay double the ticket price to see this. They could easily adapt his initial run in the Nightwing series where he moves to Blüdhaven into a Nolan-esque story. Just remove Blockbuster's super-strength, but keep his gigantism and heart issues.
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Played by...THE BIG SHOW! (purely for the size, but I think Show could pull it off).
 
Bowielee

Bowielee

ThatNickGuy said:
I honestly don't give a shit. I don't want the whole thing to be about who would win. I want to know WHY they would fight.

It's one of those things I enjoy the least about comic book discussions. Who would win in a fight between Buxom Thong Babe and Spandex-Clad Man? I don't care.

It's like a friend of mine asked me once: Who would win in a fight between Ultimate Spider-Man, Spectacular Spider-Man, Regular Universe Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2099 and a few others. My response? Spider-Man. He asked me which one. I said it doesn't matter because THEY'RE ALL SPIDER-MAN.
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Just cause I can be a dick sometimes.

A few of those guys, it could be argued, aren't really Spider-Man in the traditional sense. Insomuch as they are not all Peter Parker. :p
 
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