Well, I decided to decline the ofer to move to Austin that my work put forth. I was told they wanted me to stay, so I took a 6 percent raise and stayed. Now I know why they wanted me to stay..
I have just been promoted to management with another 20% pay bump. WOOOOOOOOO!!!
Finally sold our house and for a decent price. 2 years off and on the market. Also got a raise.
Dammit, people! STOP BEING SO SUCCESSFUL!I have just been promoted to management with another 20% pay bump. WOOOOOOOOO!!!
That's meow awesome.My step-son got a letter in mail today.
He's been given a conditional offer of employment for state trooper training. He goes in for his background check and polygraph next week
Valued employees? Where?Ah, the joys of being a manager and ordering your minions about... Responsibilities, I mean. The great, burdensome, responsibilities of caring for your valued employees.
Lure them in with cookies.Valued employees? Where?
I got a promotion at my work. I now get a minion. Unfortunately, my reputation has preceeded me because no one wants to apply. Perhaps I should try chloroform.
Hmmmm... that has potential. And if I hire the right person, he/she will share the cookies.Lure them in with cookies.
Have them all compete to be your minion.Hmmmm... that has potential. And if I hire the right person, he/she will share the cookies.
Everyone wins!
Nice to see that your priorities were straight.I was too busy being a promoting whore, so I only got to take this one picture:
I think you may have just met the personification of the Internet.I signed and sold a total of 14 copies of my book last night! Admittedly, most of those were to friends and family, but still! Had some fun moments, though, like seeing strangers walk by and do a double-take when they saw Dill on the cover. Then, I'd say something like, "That is indeed an armadillo on the cover." One intrigued older woman stopped, crossed her arms and said, "Tell me more."
Nah. If that was the case, she would've called my idea gay and then told me to STFU, faggot.I think you may have just met the personification of the Internet.
Amazon productNah. If that was the case, she would've called my idea gay and then told me to STFU, nice gay person.
EDIT: Damn you Halforum censorship.