Dave
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...uld-be-heading-for-british-coast-9080103.html
I'm really not kidding.
I'm really not kidding.
[News] Ghost ship filled with cannibal rats headed to Great Britain.
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They thought they were safe, they thought wrong. This summer, RAT BOAT UK! This time, rat traps YOU!
In this day and age of global commerce... it is amazing that no ship has run into it. Also the whole needle in a hay stack issue.
I am a little shocked that the US or Canadian Navy did not sink it once it wandered out into international waters.
Keep the ship afloat until there is only one rat left. Then capture and breed the strongest rat ever.
figmentPez
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Well, that beats the headline I was going to share: Woman Stabs Husband with Squirrel for Coming Home Without Beer
She has the feat "Improvised Weapon".
That'd actually make for a really great story...from the rat's point of view.
Think of it like a darker, modern version of Mouse Guard (great comic, btw, if you've never read it).
Think of it like a darker, modern version of Mouse Guard (great comic, btw, if you've never read it).
Dave
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Sounds like something SyFy will make into a movie.
Those Canadians are planning an attack on Britain, eh? Finally realized what the US knew over 200 years ago...
or the next season of, Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Rat-tanic!
Rats on a Raft!
(Well, okay, it's bigger than a raft, but it's catchy.)
(Well, okay, it's bigger than a raft, but it's catchy.)
In my head, it's a movie about the Titanic having been brought back to the surface by a giant gas bubble (ignoring the whole "splitting in two" thing) and set back on course to arrive in New York. A team is sent to investigate and all that is sent back is a picture of seemingly intelligent Rat-people that have killed the team and are in the process of devouring them.
Cannibal Cruise!
Dave
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Maybe there's a murder or a clue on this Cannibal Rat-filled ship...that has to be investigated by...wait for it....
Dill.
Maybe they'll evolve into R.O.U.S.-es!
Dave
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Dill would run out of bullets before he could shoot them all.
Dave
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Yes, unless the only ones left are the ones who mutated after killing all the rest.
quick, Kickstart an action side-scroller game. Giant Dillo vs. Mutant Cannibal Zombies on a Cruise Ship.
each deck is a new level to fight through...
each deck is a new level to fight through...
Nope. He's not a 3-banded armadillo, which are the only type of dillos that can do that.
I think you're going the wrong direction in time. Sounds more like the grounding of the ghost ship in Dracula.
Ah, then we should look for it on the History Channel.
All it needs is a corpse lashed to the helm.
Dave
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And a pawn shop, because that's all they show any more.
I like the show, but damn, I want more history than that.
Am I the only one that read that as giant dildo?