HF Secret Santa 2014: Better Late Than Never Edition

[Emrys]

Bumble has entered the fray.

Whos gonna be the lucky one to get a pic of me in my new lingerie

<swoon>

 

[Tress]

...and @Enresshou makes 22. There's still plenty of time to sign up!

 

[Tress]

Just a reminder: the deadline to sign up is this Wednesday!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I'm in!

Wait. I was in already, wasn't I?

NO, THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE MY PROM NIGHT.

 

[Tress]

Last day to sign up! The deadline is 12 midnight PST.

 

[Tress]

Okay, registration is closed. I'll work on getting the info and SS assignments out to you guys tonight.

 

[Emrys]

Remember, I want @ThatNickGuy!



I mean, I want to be ThatNickGuy's Secret Santa.

Forget it, I'll just send him the dire wolverine anyway.

 

[evilmike]

Okay, registration is closed. I'll work on getting the info and SS assignments out to you guys tonight.

You know who else used to give out SS assignm....


You know what? In keeping with the spirit of the season, I will not Godwin the Secret Santa thread.

 

[jwhouk]

Too late. Mentioning him invokes it.

 

[PatrThom]

--Patrick

 

[jwhouk]

Not that I'm getting antsy, but I'd kinda like to know who I'm getting, so I can get the shopping done in time for Christmas and all...

 

[LittleSin]

While we are waiting I'm just going to put myself out there and say that the Oh Joy Sex Toy book would not go astray for whoever gets me.

 

[Ravenpoe]

While we are waiting I'm just going to put myself out there and say that the Oh Joy Sex Toy book catalog would not go astray for whoever gets me.

 

[LittleSin]

 

[PatrThom]

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I don't know. "The Cthunderer" might be a little out of the recommended price range.

--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

nudging @Tress

 

[PatrThom]

Hey, Tress.

We know it's a busy time of year and all, and we're totally willing to wait. Just don't put it off too long, ok?

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

If I have to wait too long, everyone's getting a weasel for Christmas. Just lettin' you know.

Except for @ThatNickGuy. He's getting a boot to the head.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

If I have to wait too long, everyone's getting a weasel for Christmas. Just lettin' you know.

Except for @ThatNickGuy. He's getting a boot to the head.

 

[Shakey]

Too late? It's too late.

Next year.

 

[blotsfan]

There's still enough time for me but even if not for everyone else maybe we could just move the deadline to send packages.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Per the rules, the deadline to ship your stuff is by December 13th, and the sign up closed less than a week ago. There's plenty of time, and matching people up isn't trivial - it took me many hours (over several days) to do this part even after automating as much of the process as was reasonable. Last year I believe I had to perform hundreds of random matches before I found one that met everyone's requirements.

Be patient. This is a fun game, not a time bomb.

... Then what were those wires I just cut?

... why doesn't my mouse work?

 

[Tress]

I'm sorry, guys. It's still going on.

The short version is: fuck my life.

The long version is: a story for another day.

The good news: I will get everyone an assignment by this evening (if not sooner).

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

I'm sorry, guys. It's still going on.

The short version is: fuck my life.

The long version is: a story for another day.

The good news: I will get everyone an assignment by this evening (if not sooner).

Don't sweat it dude. It's gift giving, nothing to fret yourself over

 

[Tress]

Thanks. When I say "fml", it's more a comment on everything else that keeps getting in the way. It's been a rough two weeks.

Anyway...

Assignments are done. I'm sending out PM's now!

 

[Tress]

Work is intruding, which means the PM's will be put on pause for a moment. Roughly half of you have an assignment by now, and the rest will have them in a few hours.

 

[PatrThom]

A thing has occurred!

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

For whomever is lucky enough to get my name (hey, I'm easy to buy for, plus I'm Queen of the Doomweasels!), here is my amazon.ca wishlist.

Told you I was easy.

 

[Dave]

Yay! I got ************************!! Prepare your anus!

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

I hope you fucks like autographed pictures of my face, and framed one-of-a-kind drawings of butts

 

[Dave]

I hope you fucks like autographed pictures of my face, and framed one-of-a-kind drawings of butts

I still have your picture on my desk at work.

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

That's why you're my favorite

 

[Dave]

People always ask me who you are and I say, "That's Bumble!" and then they look at me all confused.[DOUBLEPOST=1417547441,1417547425][/DOUBLEPOST]Especially since it says, "To whom it may concern" on it.

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Especially since it says, "To whom it may concern" on it.

That was my favorite part

 

[PatrThom]

I hope you fucks like autographed pictures of my face, and framed one-of-a-kind drawings of butts

Better than the alternative.

--Patrick