First, that was more like 10 years ago.Wait, that was like 5 years ago.
That's why that Are You Afraid of the Dark episode scared me so much. The room I shared with my brother was painted the exact same colour as that kid's room.I could watch almost anything as a kid and be fine. I remember a weekend where we rented Night of the Living Dead (original), Invasion of the Body Snatches (Donald Sutherland version), and Carnosaur when I was 8--no problems.
The only thing I had a problem with was Chucky, and I know exactly why--I had a similar doll, similar size. Commercials for Child's Play would send me running out of the room, and I couldn't have that fucking doll near me. Later on I watched the movies and saw how goofy they were, but when I was little, Chucky was the worst thing ever.
They're also undead, so they never need to stop or rest. They cannot be reasoned with. They will never cease their pursuit of you. There is no way to kill them, unless you're a taoist priest in a movie. The only way to temporarily throw them off your trail is to hold your breath, which obviously is an unsustainable strategy.I still make fun of him for the Chinese vampires thing. ("They have to keep they're legs together and they hop! Lame!")
THEY. HOP.They're also undead, so they never need to stop or rest. They cannot be reasoned with. They will never cease their pursuit of you. There is no way to kill them, unless you're a taoist priest in a movie. The only way to temporarily throw them off your trail is to hold your breath, which obviously is an unsustainable strategy.
They're analogous to zombies in western popular culture. The slow but relentless kind. Except they're usually dressed up like government officials from the Qing dynasty.
... I have no rebuttal to this.THEY. HOP.
Argument invalid.
LOL that violin spike would have given 10 year old me a heart attack, but other than that, isn't it funny how cheesy it looks in retrospect.This scene in Amityville Horror, was terrified of open windows for weeks:
I would propose that people were more scared of "President Palin."President Quayle
Should I spoiler that for being too scary?
I've noticed you leaving the lights on a lot later these days, which is fine. These night-vision goggles really burn through the batteries.Too many things scared me as a kid. I'd think of something a little scary, and then my mind would run away with it. I had dreams of drowning, being trampled or crushed, and being possessed or haunted. As a result I was an overly cautious child. I think that ghost/paranormal stuff was the worst. It was ridiculous... scary things fascinated me, so I sought them out...but then I wouldn't be able to sleep for weeks. Sleepovers were a big pain for me, because I was the one everyone made fun of because I wanted a night light. Sometimes I still keep the reading lamp on if I recently watched a scary movie or read a scary book. It Follows is the latest thing that's kept me up. It's fed my paranoia about being watched.
Yeah, I mean now it's pretty cheesy, but when I was like 11 or whatever when I saw it that was scary as hell. Coupled with the faces floating in the dark in Exorcist, I wasn't a fan of the dark in general for a long time.LOL that violin spike would have given 10 year old me a heart attack, but other than that, isn't it funny how cheesy it looks in retrospect.
Exorcist still holds up pretty well. Except maybe the head turning.Yeah, I mean now it's pretty cheesy, but when I was like 11 or whatever when I saw it that was scary as hell. Coupled with the faces floating in the dark in Exorcist, I wasn't a fan of the dark in general for a long time.
A friend of mine,when he was a child, had to walk down into the basement to turn on the lights. He would always see a shadow of a pointed ear dog, limping down the stairs with him. He would get so scared that he would jump down to the first landing. Years later his fear of the stairs and basement came up during a conversation with his grandmother. She said that it must have been the German Shepherd that his parents owned back in France. It was hit by a truck the week before he was born, and it crawled down the stairs to the basement and died....I still get that feeling in the pit of my stomach when I turn off lights at the bottom of a staircase before I have to go up said staircase to get out of the dark.
"I'm not saying we should make stupidity illegal, but why don't we just remove theThe bridges at the Embassy Suite hotel! They. Don't. Have. GUARD RAILS! What ass-hate designed that?!
Imperial architects.The bridges at the Embassy Suite hotel! They. Don't. Have. GUARD RAILS! What ass-hat designed that?!
This is scaring the shit out of me as an adult.