Stienman, You've Got Some Real Competition!

[ThatNickGuy]

http://www.epictimes.com/2015/05/illinois-couple-welcomes-their-100th-grandchild/

An elderly couple in Illinois are welcoming their 100th grandchild.

A couple in Quincy, Illinois couple just celebrated the arrival of their 100th grandchild.
Ruth and Leo Zanger of Quincy have 53 grandchildren, 46 great-grandchildren and one great-great-grandchild for a grand total of 100. The birth of great-grandson Jaxton Leo on last month on April 8 made the number 100.

Leo and Ruth and Zanger have been married for 59 years and have 12 children of their own. Their youngest, now 31-year-old Joe, was an uncle 10 times over when he was born.

Well, @stienman, get to work. You've got a LOOOOT of catching up to do.

 

[PatrThom]

http://www.epictimes.com/2015/05/illinois-couple-welcomes-their-100th-grandchild/

An elderly couple in Illinois are welcoming their 100th grandchild.



Well, @stienman, get to work. You've got a LOOOOT of catching up to do.

It's his children who will have a lot of catching up to do.

--Patrick

 

[jwhouk]

100 isn't that impressive. Heck, my great-grandparents had 50 grandchildren.

 

[MindDetective]

They don't even have 100 grandchildren. 46 of them are great grandchildren.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

They don't even have 100 grandchildren. 46 of them are great grandchildren.

Which would also count as grandchildren, as the name says. They're just greater.

 

[HCGLNS]

Well @Squidleybits family has 61 children to great grandchildren yet my more civilized family has only 22 through great great children.

 

[strawman]

Mmmmm, more kids...

 

[Bowielee]

Mmmmm, more kids...

Well, they cancelled "19 kids and counting", so that slots open if you want to approach the networks about it.

 

[jwhouk]

And the funny thing is, my wife might actually watch it.

 

[bhamv3]

Can someone maybe ship some children over to us in Taiwan? We're having something of a birth rate crisis.

We can pay you in electronics and bubble milk tea.

 

[fade]

Mmmmm, more kids...

Oh... so THAT's what you're doing with them. "Crunch all you want, we'll make more!"

 

[drawn_inward]

That's a lot of diapers.