Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

[DarkAudit]

Did I say a couple of rookies? Because I meant just one. The newest guy quit after just one day.

 

[Dei]

Pretty sure I am the most social awkward person who has ever socially awkwarded. Yes it's a word, I just made it up.

 

[Dei]

Pretty sure UPS lost a package I was expecting on Friday, since the last tracking update on it is arriving in Commerce City on Thursday morning. *grumble, grumble*

Also, more on the social awkwardness vein, trying to help your autistic child with social situations when all you want to do is also run and hide from social situations is akin to torture.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Is bus lag a thing? If it is I probably have it.

 

[drawn_inward]

My mom and my mother in law are both hoarders to some degree. I mean not to the level of the TV show, but enough that both my wife and I are pretty spartan. We purge often, and we like it clean. I kind of got embarrassed once when someone asked me if I really had kids because I will clean their stuff up obsessively.

Come on over. My house needs an enema.

 

[fade]

I guess 24 Hour Comics Day is all but dead. The closest organized one to here appears to be in St. Louis or Albuquerque. That's a mere 700 miles.

 

[GasBandit]

Work already suuuucks. Barely got in the door before being bombarded with people and their problems. And thursday is the busiest day of the week even without "surprises."

 

[Dei]

All of the routes out of town from my neighborhood have annoying construction on them now, even my alternate route around the original annoying construction. Can it just be fucking "not construction" season already?!

 

[Ravenpoe]

All of the routes out of town from my neighborhood have annoying construction on them now, even my alternate route around the original annoying construction. Can it just be fucking "not construction" season already?!

Hey, those city budgets aren't going to justify themselves!

 

[GasBandit]

Gotta spend that pot tax money!

 

[fade]

On that note, you know your city's potholes are bad when the unifying, non-partisan issue uniting all mayoral candidates is the promise to fix them.

 

[Dei]

Gotta spend that pot tax money!

That's supposed to go to schools, not vanity road projects.

 

[Denbrought]

That's supposed to go to schools, not vanity road projects.

Is that money going to be additional school funding, or is it going to replace existing funding? Fungibility is a fun thing.

 

[Dei]

Who even knows anymore. It's *supposed* to make up for "budget shortfalls." But regardless, all of the road work I am bitching about is funded by my town, not the state. There was another construction project that is being funded federally/locally because it's repairing 2 year old flood damage.

 

[GasBandit]

Uuugh... I spent toooo much money last month. I was looking at my accounts and was all like "what happened, where did all th... oh right.. TAX AUDIT."

 

[PatrThom]

Uuugh... I spent toooo much money last month. I was looking at my accounts and was all like "what happened, where did all th... oh right.. TAX AUDIT."

It doesn't work that way. The IRS isn't like the DEA...you can't just flush all your extra down the toilet before they get there.

--Patrick

 

[Dei]

OH MY GOD I CAN'T FIND THE BOTTLE OPENER

 

[Denbrought]

OH MY GOD I CAN'T FIND THE BOTTLE OPENER

 

[Dei]

I actually managed to pry my bottle open with my floral wire cutters.

 

[GasBandit]

Find the nearest Texan. We all have them on our keychains or belt loops.

 

[Dei]

I HAVE AT LEAST 2 IN THIS HOUSE. Somewhere...

 

[Ravenpoe]

Find the nearest Texan. We all have them on our keychains or belt loops.

Or their belt buckles.

 

[Null]

I HAVE AT LEAST 2 IN THIS HOUSE. Somewhere...

Texans, or bottle openers?

 

[blotsfan]

Find the nearest Texan. We all have them on our keychains or belt loops.

Sometimes I don't wear a belt, and I don't take my keys with me when I go out if I'm not driving (frequently when I drink). Theres only one way to be sure you'll have a bottle opener on you:

https://jet.com/product/product/52f...8kuaNoX3Z2japi0LAx5zPPv092FGcjLXWaBoCuIjw_wcB

 

[GasBandit]

Texans, or bottle openers?

Shhh!

 

[blotsfan]

You know @Denbrought, you gave me a "funny" rating, but my phone case actually does have a bottle opener on it. And when I get a new phone case, my phone will too. If you drink, its incredibly handy.

 

[Denbrought]

You know @Denbrought, you gave me a "funny" rating, but my phone case actually does have a bottle opener on it. And when I get a new phone case, my phone will too. If you drink, its incredibly handy.

That's pretty great. I always my keys on me, so I use this instead

 

[Dei]

Sometimes I don't wear a belt, and I don't take my keys with me when I go out if I'm not driving (frequently when I drink). Theres only one way to be sure you'll have a bottle opener on you:

https://jet.com/product/product/52f...8kuaNoX3Z2japi0LAx5zPPv092FGcjLXWaBoCuIjw_wcB

But that's an iPhone. Gross.

 

[Ravenpoe]

But that's an iPhone. Gross.

So that's how those iphones got bent.

 

[blotsfan]

But that's an iPhone. Gross.

Happy?

http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/for-S6-bottle-openers-cover-case_60195564330.html

 

[figmentPez]

Find the nearest Texan. We all have them on our keychains or belt loops.

Yet another way in which I am a terrible Texan.

 

[Bubble181]

I HAVE AT LEAST 2 IN THIS HOUSE. Somewhere...

Am I the only one who thinks 2 bottle openers in a house is crazy? I have at least 10 in my kitchen drawers alone, plus one in the liquor cabinet, plus one on my wine shelf, plus one on my key chain, and there's one in the living room on the coffee table, and... Ok, maybe I'm the weird one. Now that I'm making a mental list I'm noticing an overabundance of a tool I don't, actually, use all that often.

 

[Denbrought]

Am I the only one who thinks 2 bottle openers in a house is crazy? I have at least 10 in my kitchen drawers alone, plus one in the liquor cabinet, plus one on my wine shelf, plus one on my key chain, and there's one in the living room on the coffee table, and... Ok, maybe I'm the weird one. Now that I'm making a mental list I'm noticing an overabundance of a tool I don't, actually, use all that often.

There's one in my kitchen, plus two corkscrews. There's 3 in my living room, plus the one on me, plus the one on my bedroom's dresser. Oh yeah, there's one on my bedside table

 

[Terrik]

Am I the only one who thinks 2 bottle openers in a house is crazy? I have at least 10 in my kitchen drawers alone, plus one in the liquor cabinet, plus one on my wine shelf, plus one on my key chain, and there's one in the living room on the coffee table, and... Ok, maybe I'm the weird one. Now that I'm making a mental list I'm noticing an overabundance of a tool I don't, actually, use all that often.

You damn drunk owl.

 

[DarkAudit]

When I was a kid, we used to have at least two church keys on the refrigerator door, plus a couple more in the silverware drawer. Back in the days before juice boxes, you needed them to open the cans of Hi-C or Hawaiian Punch.

We had one really fancy one that had a fold-out corkscrew, too.