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GasBandit

GasBandit

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Underling #1 suddenly had to go to Austin to translate at her mother's immigration hearing.

I'm all alone doing all the work with no underlings! >_<
 
Dei

Dei

When you send your husband who never spends money on anything to look at a bunk bed your daughter likes, and then he goes and actually buys it even though her room is a disaster and now you have to spend the rest of the night dealing with it.
 
jwhouk

jwhouk

Coming home after my regular shift - after working two straight 16-hour days - and suddenly I feel like I'm on vacation...

Of course, the likelihood of me getting ordered to work a 16 tomorrow AM is highly likely, so trying to get as much sleep as I can is on the menu.
 
Dei

Dei

My mom would never allow men at a baby shower she throws. She wouldn't even let my husband be there. Or my brother be at his wife's. Not that I think he wanted to be there.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Egh. They had this game where you had to guess the circumference of the pregnant woman in squares of toilet paper. I got it exactly right and was the only one to do so.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
Or has a firm grasp of spatial reasoning.
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So, completely at random and not at all because this is a contest where I could win a trip to New Zealand or anything :whistling:, how many kiwis do you think they can fit in a normal American Tourister piece of luggage? I'm guessing somewhere around 2000 but honestly I could be well off the mark.[DOUBLEPOST=1467296852,1467296821][/DOUBLEPOST]NOTE: the FRUIT, not the people nor the birds, and without breaking them.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Bubble181 said:
So, completely at random and not at all because this is a contest where I could win a trip to New Zealand or anything :whistling:, how many kiwis do you think they can fit in a normal American Tourister piece of luggage? I'm guessing somewhere around 2000 but honestly I could be well off the mark.[DOUBLEPOST=1467296852,1467296821][/DOUBLEPOST]NOTE: the FRUIT, not the people nor the birds, and without breaking them.
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There's no such thing as a "normal" american tourister piece of luggage :p
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Bubble181 said:
So, completely at random and not at all because this is a contest where I could win a trip to New Zealand or anything :whistling:, how many kiwis do you think they can fit in a normal American Tourister piece of luggage? I'm guessing somewhere around 2000 but honestly I could be well off the mark.[DOUBLEPOST=1467296852,1467296821][/DOUBLEPOST]NOTE: the FRUIT, not the people nor the birds, and without breaking them.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Packing_problems

--Patrick
 
Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Bubble181 said:
So, completely at random and not at all because this is a contest where I could win a trip to New Zealand or anything :whistling:, how many kiwis do you think they can fit in a normal American Tourister piece of luggage? I'm guessing somewhere around 2000 but honestly I could be well off the mark.[DOUBLEPOST=1467296852,1467296821][/DOUBLEPOST]NOTE: the FRUIT, not the people nor the birds, and without breaking them.
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Kiwis have a very variable size, and which size luggage was not specified--but I'm guessing 1850ish
 
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