Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

I tried to be strong and resist. I was worried that once I start, I would never stop!

I'm making us a wreath for our front porch so I went to the dark side for help...dun dun dun
 
You're sure the doctor didn't get your results mixed up?

--Patrick
Quite sure. The results came as soon as I stuck my foot in that osteoporosis-testing machine, which I didn't know existed before.

I also have a variety of issues related to being a fatass, but apart from that I'm actually in fairly good shape.
 
Quite sure. The results came as soon as I stuck my foot in that osteoporosis-testing machine, which I didn't know existed before.

I also have a variety of issues related to being a fatass, but apart from that I'm actually in fairly good shape.
I remember reading that the Asian diet tends to be low in calcium, so osteoporosis isn't uncommon. Most being lactose-intolerant doesn't help, either.
 
Need a read-out of my eID (electronic ID card) for a loan.
Have a card reader.
Have the software necessary to read it.
Software is a NPAPI applet that won't run under Edge or Chrome anymore.
There's no work-around except "install an older browser".
:mad: This thing is used as an official electronic signature and all that but doesn't work on anything modern because of the security risks inherent in the way it was built?!
 
I keep having these moments where I am totally clueless. Today, I had a doctor's appointment and I was drinking a diet coke after and I went to open my car door and opened it and slammed it into the bottle which then slammed it into my tooth. Which is now loose. I wish I knew which prescription is making me brainless. omg.
 
I keep having these moments where I am totally clueless. Today, I had a doctor's appointment and I was drinking a diet coke after and I went to open my car door and opened it and slammed it into the bottle which then slammed it into my tooth. Which is now loose. I wish I knew which prescription is making me brainless. omg.
I've done something extremely similar by opening a car door while I had a whistle in my mouth.

The sad part? I've done it more than once.
 
Ok, ok I admit it! Whenever I walk through and automatic door I wave my hand like a Jedi and pretend to use my force powers to control the door.


Yeeesh, quit picking on me already.
 
Ok, ok I admit it! Whenever I walk through and automatic door I wave my hand like a Jedi and pretend to use my force powers to control the door.
Yeeesh, quit picking on me already.
I just stick my hand out or swing my shopping bag forward to get it to open earlier than normal because I walk faster than normal and don't want to bash my face into the door.

--Patrick
 

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I secretly try to will open all non automatic double doors. I always thought if I got to pick one virtually useless superpower it would be opening double doors.
 
Ok, ok I admit it! Whenever I walk through and automatic door I wave my hand like a Jedi and pretend to use my force powers to control the door.


Yeeesh, quit picking on me already.
When I walk into the garage I flail my hands like Kermit to get the motion sensor to turn the lights on.
 
Oh! I just got an idea for a novel.




If only I was a novelist.
Some sort of animal-human hybrid noir detective investigating and exposing a criminal organization slash paramilitary illegal mob thing run by weasels and owls? Sorry, you'll be paying royalties to someone else around here.
 
Some sort of animal-human hybrid noir detective investigating and exposing a criminal organization slash paramilitary illegal mob thing run by weasels and owls? Sorry, you'll be paying royalties to someone else around here.
What? No. That's not at all original.

My idea is a sort of horror story where a writer unearths a spaceship in her backyard and slowly goes insane.
 
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