Have I mentioned recently that I absolutely fucking despise Microsoft? I realized yesterday that Windows Update wouldn't actually update anything on my newly restored Win 7.1 OS, which is a pretty common occurrence if you don't have a genuine copy of the software. Checked the key that I used (which was my original key on this machine from way back in 2010), and because it was an OEM key, it wouldn't activate. Microsoft no longer has a phone number to call for the automated "something is wrong with my Windows 7 key" system, so my only two options were to re-upgrade to Windows 10, or buy a copy of Windows 7. Windows 7 isn't sold by Microsoft anymore, and the copy that Newegg lists has a lot of negative feedback about not actually getting the software and the keys not actually working. I didn't want to risk paying for something that would put me right back in the same position, so that meant I could either buy a refurbished computer somewhere for really cheap that was running Windows 7, and try to use the HDD from that machine as my HDD, but that risks running into a lot of OEM issues again. Well, I hate Windows 10, but at least I have a legal, working key for it, right?
Wrong.
The key that I had been using as recently as last Friday (when I shut my computer down in anticipation of a big storm that we wound up not getting, and unplugged it from the wall to protect against power surges)? Yeah, that was a free upgrade key. It doesn't work on new installations of Windows 10 after the free upgrade deadline.
So, after 5 days and $130, here I am with a new, retail version of Windows 10 on my computer. I should have pulled the video card out and thrown the rest of the fucking thing in the trash as soon as there was trouble, and saved myself a lot of headaches.