[NFL] NFL Thread

BErt · Dec 22, 2017

Be on the lookout for history to be made this weekend

Gared · Dec 22, 2017

BErt said:
Be on the lookout for history to be made this weekend

Can you imagine how many trash cans Jags fans would ship to Clowney if he pulled THAT off?!

Sparhawk · Dec 22, 2017

BErt said:
Be on the lookout for history to be made this weekend

Oh My... over 9.6 MILES.

PatrThom · Dec 22, 2017

Some say he's still running.

--Patrick

Sparhawk · Dec 25, 2017

Dave · Dec 25, 2017

Shit happens. They had everything fall their way with Detroit & Atlanta losing, they just couldn't get the job done. C'est la vie, non?

Gruebeard · Dec 25, 2017

BErt said:
Be on the lookout for history to be made this weekend

Not even close.[DOUBLEPOST=1514227514,1514227442][/DOUBLEPOST]But I mean, SF is now on a 4 game winning streak. That feels historic.

BErt · Dec 25, 2017

Jimmy Garappolo apparently has not nor ever will lose a game that he starts.

DarkAudit · Dec 28, 2017

DarkAudit · Dec 29, 2017

@#$%^&!!!!

Gruebeard · Dec 31, 2017

Go Browns!

Nope.

Terrik · Dec 31, 2017

Gruebeard said:
Go Browns!

Nope.

Whew. That would have been bad. I guess it was also too much to ask for a Pats loss. Oh well.

BErt · Dec 31, 2017

blotsfan · Dec 31, 2017

No words.

jwhouk · Dec 31, 2017

I assume you're talking about all this?

Oh wait. Congrats. Crappy way of getting in, but congrats.

blotsfan · Dec 31, 2017

Any way of getting in is getting in. Last time we were in I was in second grade. I'm 3.5 years out of college.

DarkAudit · Dec 31, 2017

Bills tweeted the Bungles that the wings were on them.

blotsfan · Jan 1, 2018

blotsfan · Jan 1, 2018

I DONT CARE IF IM DOUBLE POSTING THE BILLS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS

blotsfan · Jan 1, 2018

I'm so sorry for my behavior. In my drunken stupor I somehow imagined that the Bills made the playoffs.

blotsfan · Jan 1, 2018

Here are some teams with longer playoff droughts than the Buffalo Bills:

Dallas Cowboys
Indianapolis Colts
Cleveland Browns
Chicago Bears
New York Jets
Houston Texans
Arizona Cardinals
New York Giants
Baltimore Ravens
Oakland Raiders
Seattle Seahawks
Miami Dolphins
Los Angeles Chargers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Denver Broncos
Washington
Green Bay Packers
Detroit Lions
San Francisco 49ers
Philadelphia Eagles

(im going to be insufferable this week)

Sparhawk · Jan 1, 2018

You left off the Dallas Cowboys, they didn't make it this year, making for a 1 year drought.

DarkAudit · Jan 1, 2018

blotsfan said:
I'm so sorry for my behavior. In my drunken stupor I somehow imagined that the Bills made the playoffs.

Not a dream! Not a hoax!! NOT AN IMAGINARY STORY!!!

blotsfan · Jan 1, 2018

Guys literally only want one thing and its fucking disgusting.

Terrik · Jan 1, 2018

blotsfan said:
Guys literally only want one thing and its fucking disgusting.

Content that isn't blocked by the NFL?

EDIT: lul, can just click it to watch on youtube. Like it literally says. /readingfail

PatrThom · Jan 1, 2018

Terrik said:
Content that isn't blocked by the NFL?

EDIT: lul, can just click it to watch on youtube. Like it literally says. /readingfail

You kids these days and yer instant gratzifications.

—Patrick

Gruebeard · Jan 1, 2018

blotsfan said:
(im going to be insufferable this week)

I'm gonna miss teasing you about the Bills' shittiness.

Now I'm just disappointed that when they play New England it'll be week 2 instead of 3. That would've been an awesome conference final.

Sparhawk · Jan 1, 2018

Sparhawk said:
You left off the Dallas Cowboys, they didn't make it this year, making for a 1 year drought.

I'm rather happy they didn't make it, just because I seem to be surrounded by cowboys fools. People that believe that they are still the greatest team ever to enter the field.

Gared · Jan 1, 2018

blotsfan said:
Here are some teams with longer playoff droughts than the Buffalo Bills:

Dallas Cowboys
Indianapolis Colts
Cleveland Browns
Chicago Bears
New York Jets
Houston Texans
Arizona Cardinals
New York Giants
Baltimore Ravens
Oakland Raiders
Seattle Seahawks
Miami Dolphins
Los Angeles Chargers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Denver Broncos
Washington
Green Bay Packers
Detroit Lions
San Francisco 49ers
Philadelphia Eagles

(im going to be insufferable this week)

Hey, I told you the Bills would see the playoffs again before the Seahawks.

jwhouk · Jan 1, 2018

Sparhawk said:
I'm rather happy they didn't make it, just because I seem to be surrounded by cowboys fools. People that believe that they are still the greatest team ever to enter the field.

Except for those of us in Green Bay, who KNOW we're the greatest team of all time.

...except this year. Without Rodgers, we suck.

Null · Jan 1, 2018

Looking forward to watching the Bills choke in the Superbowl for the 5th time in my memory.

drifter · Jan 1, 2018

I thought this was a nice touch. Donations pour in from Buffalo fans to Andy Dalton's charitable foundation.

Dei · Jan 1, 2018

Null said:
Looking forward to watching the Bills choke in the Superbowl for the 5th time in my memory.

If that happened, I'd be happy because it would mean they beat ~~the~~ ~~Patriots~~ anyone in the playoffs.

blotsfan · Jan 5, 2018

This seems like a mistake.

DarkAudit · Jan 5, 2018

Double feature. First the final regular season week in review...

And the Haters Guide to the playoffs...

I think he recorded this before the ESPN story of a rift in the Patriots organization broke. We'll just have to see how that turns out.