[NCAAF] 2018 College Football Season

[drawn_inward]

Congrats WVU. Any team that takes down saxet is okay with me. Tuck Fexas.

 

[jwhouk]

Warhawks clinched the WIAC title outright with a 59-7 drubbing of the Pointers from UW-Stevens Point. Warhawks have yet to surrender more than 10 points in a game this year, pitching three shutouts (though one of them was an NAIA "team") and no more than a single TD in the rest of the games.

UWW (9-0, 6-0 conference) is ranked 5th in the d3football.com poll and wraps up WIAC play Saturday at Platteville.

 

[Gared]

Congrats WVU. Any team that takes down saxet is okay with me. Tuck Fexas.

Tuck Fexas and Huck The Fuskies!

 

[Gared]

Well, in case Maryland is thinking they're too big to fail, they might want to take a look at what's going on with Gymnastics USA and the USOC.

 

[Gared]

Tuck Fexas and Bow Down before the Dawg Father.

After today's developments, I fear I can no longer call out the Washington Huskies. It's a sad day for WSU fandom (not really), but some things are more important. So... FTFM... I guess.

 

[Gared]

Sessions' replacement - Whitaker - played tight end for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who lost the 1991 Rose Bowl to the Washington Huskies.

 

[jwhouk]

...wait, why was this thread not up there? I got so confused!

Anyways: the important news of the weekend is that UW-Whitewater went UNDEFEATED in the regular season (10-0, 7-0 WIAC)!

 

[DarkAudit]

The folks at /r/CFB gave us this little gem. So which team are you gonna troll us with first, @jwhouk?

 

[jwhouk]

Well, gee, who do you think?

III WI Whitewater beat WI Oshkosh 20-0
III WI Oshkosh beat Lincoln MO 17-7
II Lincoln MO beat Lane 10-7
II Lane beat Miles 15-14
II Miles beat Albany GA 50-23
II Albany GA beat Catawba 35-21
II Catawba beat W Salem St 34-7
II W Salem St beat Fayetteville St 51-21
II Fayetteville St beat Chowan 40-38
II Chowan beat McKendree 55-45
II McKendree beat N Michigan 34-28
II N Michigan beat Wayne St MI 34-24
II Wayne St MI beat Northwood MI 55-21
II Northwood MI beat Michigan Tech 26-23
II Michigan Tech beat Truman St 20-10
II Truman St beat Valparaiso 34-20
I - FCS Valparaiso beat Butler 35-17
I - FCS Butler beat Youngstown St 23-21
I - FCS Youngstown St beat Northern Iowa 31-10
I - FCS Northern Iowa beat Illinois St 26-16
I - FCS Illinois St beat Colorado St 35-19
I - FBS Colorado St beat San Jose St 42-30
I - FBS San Jose St beat UNLV 50-37
I - FBS UNLV beat San Diego St 27-24
I - FBS San Diego St beat E Michigan 23-20
I - FBS E Michigan beat Purdue 20-19
I - FBS Purdue beat Iowa 38-36
I - FBS Iowa beat Iowa St 13-3
I - FBS Iowa St beat West Virginia 30-14

 

[DarkAudit]

Oh yeah?

I - FBS West Virginia beat Youngstown St 52-17
I - FCS Youngstown St beat Northern Iowa 31-10
I - FCS Northern Iowa beat Illinois St 26-16
I - FCS Illinois St beat St Xavier IL 46-0
NAIA St Xavier IL beat MO Baptist 34-7
NAIA MO Baptist is better than Bethel MN because MO Baptist beat WI River Falls 38-28
and Bethel MN only beat WI River Falls 32-27
III Bethel MN is better than WI Whitewater because Bethel MN beat Concordia Mhd 41-13
and WI Whitewater only beat Concordia Mhd 24-6

 

[jwhouk]

Well, how about Missouri?

III WI Whitewater beat WI Oshkosh 20-0
III WI Oshkosh beat Lincoln MO 17-7
II Lincoln MO beat Lane 10-7
II Lane beat Miles 15-14
II Miles beat Albany GA 50-23
II Albany GA beat Catawba 35-21
II Catawba beat W Salem St 34-7
II W Salem St beat Fayetteville St 51-21
II Fayetteville St beat Chowan 40-38
II Chowan beat McKendree 55-45
II McKendree beat N Michigan 34-28
II N Michigan beat Wayne St MI 34-24
II Wayne St MI beat Northwood MI 55-21
II Northwood MI beat Michigan Tech 26-23
II Michigan Tech beat Truman St 20-10
II Truman St beat Valparaiso 34-20
I - FCS Valparaiso beat Butler 35-17
I - FCS Butler beat Youngstown St 23-21
I - FCS Youngstown St beat Northern Iowa 31-10
I - FCS Northern Iowa beat Illinois St 26-16
I - FCS Illinois St beat Colorado St 35-19
I - FBS Colorado St beat San Jose St 42-30
I - FBS San Jose St beat UNLV 50-37
I - FBS UNLV beat San Diego St 27-24
I - FBS San Diego St beat E Michigan 23-20
I - FBS E Michigan beat Purdue 20-19
I - FBS Purdue beat Iowa 38-36
I - FBS Iowa beat Iowa St 13-3
I - FBS Iowa St beat West Virginia 30-14
I - FBS West Virginia beat Tennessee 40-14
I - FBS Tennessee beat Kentucky 24-7
I - FBS Kentucky beat Missouri 15-14

 

[jwhouk]

No? Maybe Iowa instead?

III WI Whitewater beat WI Oshkosh 20-0
III WI Oshkosh beat Lincoln MO 17-7
II Lincoln MO beat Lane 10-7
II Lane beat Miles 15-14
II Miles beat Albany GA 50-23
II Albany GA beat Catawba 35-21
II Catawba beat W Salem St 34-7
II W Salem St beat Fayetteville St 51-21
II Fayetteville St beat Chowan 40-38
II Chowan beat McKendree 55-45
II McKendree beat N Michigan 34-28
II N Michigan beat Wayne St MI 34-24
II Wayne St MI beat Northwood MI 55-21
II Northwood MI beat Michigan Tech 26-23
II Michigan Tech beat Truman St 20-10
II Truman St beat Valparaiso 34-20
I - FCS Valparaiso beat Butler 35-17
I - FCS Butler beat Youngstown St 23-21
I - FCS Youngstown St beat Northern Iowa 31-10
I - FCS Northern Iowa beat Illinois St 26-16
I - FCS Illinois St beat Colorado St 35-19
I - FBS Colorado St beat San Jose St 42-30
I - FBS San Jose St beat UNLV 50-37
I - FBS UNLV beat San Diego St 27-24
I - FBS San Diego St beat E Michigan 23-20
I - FBS E Michigan beat Purdue 20-19
I - FBS Purdue beat Iowa 38-36

 

[jwhouk]

Oooh! I know! Texas A&M!

III WI Whitewater beat WI Oshkosh 20-0
III WI Oshkosh beat Lincoln MO 17-7
II Lincoln MO beat Lane 10-7
II Lane beat Miles 15-14
II Miles beat Albany GA 50-23
II Albany GA beat Catawba 35-21
II Catawba beat W Salem St 34-7
II W Salem St beat Fayetteville St 51-21
II Fayetteville St beat Chowan 40-38
II Chowan beat McKendree 55-45
II McKendree beat N Michigan 34-28
II N Michigan beat Wayne St MI 34-24
II Wayne St MI beat Northwood MI 55-21
II Northwood MI beat Michigan Tech 26-23
II Michigan Tech beat Truman St 20-10
II Truman St beat Valparaiso 34-20
I - FCS Valparaiso beat Butler 35-17
I - FCS Butler beat Youngstown St 23-21
I - FCS Youngstown St beat Northern Iowa 31-10
I - FCS Northern Iowa beat Illinois St 26-16
I - FCS Illinois St beat Colorado St 35-19
I - FBS Colorado St beat San Jose St 42-30
I - FBS San Jose St beat UNLV 50-37
I - FBS UNLV beat San Diego St 27-24
I - FBS San Diego St beat E Michigan 23-20
I - FBS E Michigan beat Purdue 20-19
I - FBS Purdue beat Iowa 38-36
I - FBS Iowa beat Iowa St 13-3
I - FBS Iowa St beat West Virginia 30-14
I - FBS West Virginia beat Tennessee 40-14
I - FBS Tennessee beat Auburn 30-24
I - FBS Auburn beat Texas A&M 28-24

 

[Dave]

Someone take that away from him.

 

[jwhouk]

Hee heee heeeeeee....

Seriously, Dave - I'll be good. It's fun, though.

 

[jwhouk]

In reality, the Warhawks are in the midst of taking care of their 1st round opponents, the Eureka Red Devils. 67-14 with less than 30 seconds to go.

Next week is gonna be... interesting. We play cross-state rivals St. Norbert's. Good thing this isn't hockey, of course...

 

[DarkAudit]

It's only halftime in Pullman as I type this, but somewhere @Gared is smiling.

 

[blotsfan]

It's only halftime in Pullman as I type this, but somewhere @Gared is smiling.

*checks final score*

Nice

 

[jwhouk]

For the 310th time since I first matriculated at Wisconsin-Whitewater, the Warhawks football team won a football game. This time it was the Regional Quarterfinals over cross-state rivals St. Norbert's College, 54-21. Of the six games we've play against them since 1985, the last four have all been playoff games - and all have been blowouts (192-45 over those last four).

The Warhawks will face Bethel College of Minnesota in the Quarterfinals of the Stagg Bowl tournament next week (likely at Perkins Stadium).

 

[jwhouk]

So I have only one question:

What's a Mary Hardin Baylor?

 

[blotsfan]

Kelly Bryant is gonna look damn good in a Mizzou uniform.

 

[drawn_inward]

What are the chances of OU making it past Bama? OU has recently played all the playoff teams. Hopefully that's an advantage.

 

[blotsfan]

In an incredibly on-brand move, Liberty is hiring Hugh Freeze as their head coach.

 

[jwhouk]

What conference is Liberty planning on joining in DI? And what's the likelihood that whatever conference it is will be inundated with protests about allowing Liberty to play in its conference?

 

[blotsfan]

They aren't joining a conference. No conference would take them. That's traditionally a requirement for going to FBS, but they threatened to sue the NCAA and expose their dirty laundry so the NCAA caved before it could go to court.

 

[jwhouk]

They deserve each other.

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[jwhouk]

It'd be about the only good thing to happen to the Middies all year.

 

[DarkAudit]

So Will Grier is sitting out the bowl game. If the bowl officials had any balls, they'd withdraw the invitation. Any incentive for fans to travel to Orlando now is right out the window.

 

[jwhouk]

...so that's what a Mary Hardin-Baylor is.

31-14 final. So much for another Stagg Bowl. MHB will take on the Other Purple Team for the D3 title.

 

[jwhouk]

So you say your team didn't get invited to a Bowl Game, and your season's over.

Well, there's always... THE UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA AT FAIRBURN FIGHTIN' PANDAS!

 

[DarkAudit]

There's an unfortunate quote in the ESPN article about UH's new hire.

Added Pezman: "Schools that have had that person, like T. Boone Pickens [at Oklahoma State]... or Drayton McLane at Baylor, when you have those people, that's when you have a chance to separate yourself from everybody else. I'm not naïve in understanding the significance of that for us."

He's referring to Tilman Fertitta, UH's super donor. But do you really want to compare yourself to Baylor right now?

@Gared, this is in your wheelhouse. Have at it.

 

[blotsfan]

Well that was something.

 

[Dave]

I hate Clemson but I hate Alabama more. So I was satisfied. But I'd rather neither team have been there.

 

[drawn_inward]

Didn't watch the game, but glad Bama didn't win.