[NFL] NFL Thread

DarkAudit · Sep 10, 2019

Dave said:

There's supposed to be something there, but even on a refresh it's just blank. The GIPHY 'related GIFs' shows up on mouseover, but not the intended GIF.

blotsfan · Sep 11, 2019

It's a rollercoaster

Dave · Sep 11, 2019

It's a schooner!

blotsfan · Sep 11, 2019

It's Superman!

Celt Z · Sep 11, 2019

DarkAudit · Sep 16, 2019

Unit lost...

The football gods have no mercy, amen.

Dave · Sep 16, 2019

Drew Brees is out "for a time" as he's going to need surgery on his thumb.

jwhouk · Sep 16, 2019

"I felt a great disturbance in the Fantasy Football universe, as if thousands of team owners suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

blotsfan · Sep 16, 2019

I bet ben retires.

blotsfan · Sep 16, 2019

This performance by the Jets is so sad.

Also Steelers giving up a probable top 10 pick for Minkah Fitzpatrick.

Dave · Sep 16, 2019

blotsfan said:
This performance by the Jets is so sad.

Also Steelers giving up a probable top 10 pick for Minkah Fitzpatrick.

Well their starting QB was sick, the backup got injured, and the third string was...third string.

What really sucks is that long touchdown by OBJ cemented my loss in my fantasy league. I had Njoku, but he got a concussion in the first quarter.

BErt · Sep 16, 2019

Steelers sign Kaep I'm calling it now

blotsfan · Sep 17, 2019

BErt Again said:
Steelers sign Kaep I'm calling it now

Nah. Nobody is ever signing him.

jwhouk · Sep 17, 2019

Art Rooney would roll over in his grave if they signed Kaepernick.

blotsfan · Sep 17, 2019

jwhouk said:
Art Rooney would roll over in his grave if they signed Kaepernick.

Why? It seems like he was pretty progressive on racial issues, at least for his time.

DarkAudit · Sep 17, 2019

There aren't many shoes left to drop...

BErt · Sep 17, 2019

blotsfan said:
Nah. Nobody is ever signing him.

Yeah youre right. Theyre talking to Paxton Lynch instead.

Celt Z · Sep 17, 2019

DarkAudit said:
There aren't many shoes left to drop...

Well, it was going to happen eventually. Eli had a nice, long run and a couple of Super Bowl wins*, so that's nothing to sniff at.

(*Suck it, Tom Brady!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!)

Tress · Sep 17, 2019

Eli should have retired during the offseason, and he knows it. What did he think was going to happen the way he had been playing the last couple of years?

blotsfan · Sep 17, 2019

Tress said:
Eli should have retired during the offseason, and he knows it. What did he think was going to happen the way he had been playing the last couple of years?

He's getting paid now.

DarkAudit · Sep 17, 2019

Presented with :rofl:

Dave · Sep 18, 2019

I always thought Eli would be taller. Turns out he had a hard time growing in his brother’s shadow.

Tress · Sep 20, 2019

....aaaaaand he's gone. Apparently he was sending threatening texts to the second woman who accused him of sexual harassment/assault.

Dave · Sep 20, 2019

I've seen 'em. He was talking to his people and told them to get dirt on the lady. Oh, and it included pictures of her kids.

blotsfan · Sep 20, 2019

The Patriots are vulnerable now. We will win the east!

...right guys?

BErt · Sep 21, 2019

blotsfan said:
The Patriots are vulnerable now. We will win the east!

...right guys?

Hey man, I believe in you. You’re easily top 3 in that division this year.

General Specific · Oct 1, 2019

Two weeks ago I was going to post a big long diatribe about how the Panthers suck and we should tank the season to try to get some new weapons. Maybe it was just Cam? Seriously, it has been really good to watch someone who can actually make tight throws. I'm not ready to say bench Cam in favor of Kyle Allen just yet, but I am turning the corner.

Also, just HOW?

blotsfan · Oct 7, 2019

So we're somehow in the drivers seat to make the playoffs. The AFC is so freaking bad this year.

blotsfan · Oct 21, 2019

Nothing like winning on Sunday. No need to look into the game in the slightest. Nice being winners.

Dave · Oct 21, 2019

I'm in a very dysfunctional and abusive relationship. I love fantasy football and it hates me.

My main team has:

Patrick Mahomes
Will Dissley - whom I picked up to back up Henry Hunter
Saquon Barkley
Will Fuller

Basically, my top picks are all out. Yay me.

Tress · Oct 21, 2019

Dave said:
I'm in a very dysfunctional and abusive relationship. I love fantasy football and it hates me.

My main team has:

Patrick Mahomes

Will Dissley - whom I picked up to back up Henry Hunter

Saquon Barkley

Will Fuller

Basically, my top picks are all out. Yay me.

Saquon came back and did okay this weekend? So that's something?

But yeah, that's a rough piece of luck.

DarkAudit · Nov 5, 2019

Tress · Nov 11, 2019

Fuck you, Seahawks.

jwhouk · Nov 12, 2019

Tress said:
Fuck you, Seahawks.

Thank you for getting on the bandwagon about seven years too late.