[Brazelton] Kirk Douglas

[evilmike]

Kirk Douglas, the ferocious, cleft-chinned leading man and one of the last of Hollywood’s Golden Age matinee idols, died Wednesday, his son, actor Michael Douglas announced. The Spartacus star was 103. (Yahoo)

 

[PatrThom]

That chin was iconic, as was its effect on Hollywood blacklisting.

--Patrick

 

[Gryfter]

Damn, 103, way to go Kirk, RIP.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Hopefully I can find Paths of Glory somewhere to watch.

 

[jwhouk]

What, no Spartacus?

 

[blotsfan]

What, no Spartacus?

Was he Spartacus? I thought there was confusion on the matter.

 

[sixpackshaker]

What, no Spartacus?

I have that on DVD. I've only seen Paths once.

 

[PatrThom]

I have that on DVD. I've only seen Paths once.

I feel like this should be a two-panel thing with no captions.

Panel one: Photo of a row of DVD movies laid out on a bed/couch/table/whatever. One of them must be Spartacus. The rest can be The China Syndrome, North by Northwest, Network, whatever.
Panel two: The DVD cases are in the same places but all opened, showing that the disc in each of them is copy after copy of Spartacus.
Bonus points if all the movie jackets are from ones Douglas actually starred in.

—Patrick

 

[Gryfter]

I'm Spartacus!

 

[mikerc]

No, I'm Spartacus!

 

[Celt Z]

I'm Spartacus!

No, I'm Spartacus!

It's a missed opportunity if all the tombstones around his don't say this.

 

[sixpackshaker]

*I wrote out a whole your joke but worse sentence.*