transformers 2
Yeah, it hit the net, and I thought to myself, as I wallowed in a massive hangover saturday morning:
"Self," I says "it cant be as bad as you remembered. I mean, you were pretty drunk at the time. That most likely skewed your response to it. it truly cannot be as terrible as the hazy rememberance in your mind! And here you have a dvd rip of it, and you do not have to leave your bed!"
"But self," I protested back, "do you not remember that hatred of humanity you experienced after watching this thing? The pain you went through. Why not just try to pass back out and experience the self inflicted pain all that whiskey and beer is putting you through now! Surely, it would be better than watching this movie again, not only lucid, but in pain no less!"
"Nay," I shot back. "I think it cannot be that bad, and thus it will get my mind off this clenching and rolling stomach, the aches courseing throguhout my body, and the head stuffed somehow with soft soft cotton that yet throbs like iron ringing under an anvil."
And thus, I put it in.
...somehow, my hangover increased tenfold as I watched it, I vomited 4 more times, and I threatened to kill my roomate who had walked into my room to see if I was okay do to the noise of previous vomitting. I hate the world, and I truly believe Micheal Bay is the anti-christ come to walk among us and bring upon the end times.
"I warned you."
"...shut up, self"
Hell, one of my favorite movies is the live action D&D flick. Guess I'll be checking it out. Thanks for the heads up! Too many horror movies on Instant Watch are just "bad-bad". 
