Halloween '09

[ElJuski]

I'm surprised he even talked to her without pissing his pants.

Come to think of it that girl looks photoshopped in ANYWAY.

Oh, and cuz you wanted--nay--demanded it:

Of course Droll's friend has her camera. So no zombie photos yet

 

[David]

I was going to throw a party, but two of my friend's who I invited mom decided she didn't want her daughters going to a boy's party, so insisted the party be held over there instead... like, jesus lady, let your 18 and 21 year old daughters live their own lives already...

 

[Dave]

I was going to throw a party, but two of my friend's who I invited mom decided she didn't want her daughters going to a boy's party, so insisted the party be held over there instead... like, jesus lady, let your 18 and 21 year old daughters live their own lives already...

A "boy's party"? And her daughters are 18 & 21? Are they allowed to date?

 

[David]

"boys party" = I'm a boy, and I was throwing a party at my house. I really have no clue what their family dating policy is, really none of my business. Doesn't mean I'm not going to gossip about it

 

[Dave]

"boys party" = I'm a boy, and I was throwing a party at my house. I really have no clue what their family dating policy is, really none of my business. Doesn't mean I'm not going to gossip about it

Oh, I got what it is you were saying. I just think it's weird that the girls of that age weren't allowed to go to a "boy's party" which is just weird. If they are allowed to date then they would be in a much more precarious situation.

Just wondering at the illogical nature of the thing.

 

[BananaHands]

I'm surprised he even talked to her without pissing his pants.

Come to think of it that girl looks photoshopped in ANYWAY.

Oh, and cuz you wanted--nay--demanded it:

Of course Droll's friend has her camera. So no zombie photos yet [/QUOTE]

You know, if I realized how much of a legend Droll is on Halforum at the time, I would have gotten more pics with her to boost my popularity.

:eyeroll:

 

[Dave]

I'm surprised he even talked to her without pissing his pants.

Come to think of it that girl looks photoshopped in ANYWAY.

Oh, and cuz you wanted--nay--demanded it:

Of course Droll's friend has her camera. So no zombie photos yet [/quote]

You know, if I realized how much of a legend Droll is on Halforum at the time, I would have gotten more pics with her to boost my popularity.

:eyeroll:[/QUOTE]

She's a hot chick with cleavage and a penchant for blatantly teasing those who are less than comfortable socially. Of COURSE she's popular here!

BEWBS!!

 

[David]

BEWBS!!

They do seem to be quite a potent power source. I wonder if one can find a way to use bewbs to produce enough electricity to power a building?

 

[Shannow]

BEWBS!!

They do seem to be quite a potent power source. I wonder if one can find a way to use bewbs to produce enough electricity to power a building?[/QUOTE]


picture of them in front of socially awkward males on a hampster wheel powering a turbine

 

[Jay]

Boys on the internet can sure stretch the truth of things.

IT'S AWESSSSSSOME!!! ZOMG BEWBS

 

[Dave]

BEWBS!!

They do seem to be quite a potent power source. I wonder if one can find a way to use bewbs to produce enough electricity to power a building?[/quote]


picture of them in front of socially awkward males on a hampster wheel powering a turbine[/QUOTE]

You've just solved the worldwide energy crisis! All we need is an endless supply of Mountain Dew and Cheetos!

 

[Chazwozel]

BEWBS!!

They do seem to be quite a potent power source. I wonder if one can find a way to use bewbs to produce enough electricity to power a building?[/QUOTE]


picture of them in front of socially awkward males on a hampster wheel powering a turbine[/QUOTE]


That wouldn't work man! Think of your laws of nerdodynamics. Socially awkward males only talk smooth on the internet, they won't dare make a move in reality! You need to use a computer screen with the bewbs; the real thing will just cause them to look down on the floor and curse out the guy that's actually buying her a drink.

 

[Dave]

BEWBS!!

They do seem to be quite a potent power source. I wonder if one can find a way to use bewbs to produce enough electricity to power a building?[/quote]


picture of them in front of socially awkward males on a hampster wheel powering a turbine[/quote]


That wouldn't work man! Think of your laws of nerdodynamics. Socially awkward males only talk smooth on the internet, they won't dare make a move in reality! You need to use a computer screen with the bewbs; the real thing will just cause them to look down on the floor and curse out the guy that's actually buying her a drink.

[/QUOTE]

Bad example. He actually got the girl.

 

[ElJuski]

I'm surprised he even talked to her without pissing his pants.

Come to think of it that girl looks photoshopped in ANYWAY.

Oh, and cuz you wanted--nay--demanded it:

Of course Droll's friend has her camera. So no zombie photos yet [/QUOTE]

You know, if I realized how much of a legend Droll is on Halforum at the time, I would have gotten more pics with her to boost my popularity.

:eyeroll:[/QUOTE]

Being my roomate is doing you no justice, either. Just wait for when she puts up a picture. Then it's going to be half a page of these dorks slathering all over the place.

Also, Chaz: yes, it would have to be computer simulated. Give this forum a picture of Felicia Day and I'm pretty sure my college town could get enough juice to run for a week.

 

[HoboNinja]

"boys party" = I'm a boy, and I was throwing a party at my house. I really have no clue what their family dating policy is, really none of my business. Doesn't mean I'm not going to gossip about it

Oh, I got what it is you were saying. I just think it's weird that the girls of that age weren't allowed to go to a "boy's party" which is just weird. If they are allowed to date then they would be in a much more precarious situation.

Just wondering at the illogical nature of the thing.[/QUOTE]

My ex was only allowed to see me twice a week and she is older than me, 21... and she couldn't hang out with her friend Adam anymore because her mom saw pictures of him drinking on Facebook. Her mother was fucking insane in the membrane. But yeah basically she had to put up with all her ridiculous rules because she is paying for her college...

Or at least send that my way.

She is probably too young for your tastes buddy ol' pal. She's only 17...

and it is not shopped... it's just shitty quality because she put it on MySpace and it shrunk it down to shittiness.

 

[Cajungal]

Spoiler Alert:

AWESOME!

 

[rabbitgod]

I stayed home and gave out candy. Watched House of Wax and House on Haunted Hill. It's a tradition my wife and I do every year so I've seen both for the eleventy billionth time. I also brewed up 5 gallons of beer.

We never have consistent trick or treaters. One year we had 40 another year we had 6. I'm University adjacent so almost all of the people in my neighborhood are grad students/first year professors/starting families/otherwise poor. This year was alright, maybe 20 in all. About half were teen aged, but at least they dressed up.

My dog barked at the first kid to come, which is wierd because he's never barked at the door before. He only really barks when we run around the house or play tug. Then he spent the rest of the evening being a sourpuss because I wouldn't let the people at the door pet him.

Several of the kids were freaked out because he's tall and standing behind this gate staring at them like a guy in a van labeled 'free candy'

 

[HowDroll]

I'm surprised he even talked to her without pissing his pants.

Come to think of it that girl looks photoshopped in ANYWAY.

Oh, and cuz you wanted--nay--demanded it:

Of course Droll's friend has her camera. So no zombie photos yet [/quote]

You know, if I realized how much of a legend Droll is on Halforum at the time, I would have gotten more pics with her to boost my popularity.

:eyeroll:[/QUOTE]

She's a hot chick with cleavage and a penchant for blatantly teasing those who are less than comfortable socially. Of COURSE she's popular here!

BEWBS!![/QUOTE]

What can I say? They're the only biological weapons I need.

 

[fade]

All I can think of is you smacking people with your boobs.

Great. Now I have an erection.

 

[HowDroll]

All I can think of is you smacking people with your boobs.

Great. Now I have an erection.

You can almost say that they're...

*takes sunglasses off*

Weapons of mass erection.

YEAHHHHHHHHH

 

[CynicismKills]

All I can think of is you smacking people with your boobs.

Great. Now I have an erection.

You can almost say that they're...

*takes sunglasses off*

Weapons of mass erection.

YEAHHHHHHHHH[/QUOTE]

 

[ElJuski]

HA!

Oh, and Hobo? 17 is the age of consent in this state. MRRRWOWWWRRRR. Where's Icarus when you need him?

 

[Hailey Knight]

14 is the age of consent for girls in one or two states.

You may shudder.

 

[David]

14 is still in Pedo-bait territory for anyone above the age of 14, following the "half your age plus 7" logic

 

[HoboNinja]

14 is still in Pedo-bait territory for anyone above the age of 14, following the "half your age plus 7" logic

Sweet so since I'm 20 that rule means I am not even creepy for trying to do a 17 year old

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

you met her on the bus with her mom?

 

[Chippy]

You met her while you stood outside the highschool, wearing a leather jacket while smoking? Trying to convince the highschoolers you're a cool college guy?

 

[fade]

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[HowDroll]

You met her while you stood outside the highschool, wearing a leather jacket while smoking? Trying to convince the highschoolers you're a cool college guy?

That's more or less how my boyfriend ensnared me.

 

[Chippy]

Smoking in a leather jacket is like a one way ticket to a girl's vagina.

Aviators are needed.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

really? boy have I been doing it wrong.

*throws away a tweed jacket*

 

[Chippy]

And when it down whip it out.

 

[Chazwozel]

really? boy have I been doing it wrong.

*throws away a tweed jacket*

You should put tweed patches on a leather jacket. OH BABY!

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You met her while you stood outside the highschool, wearing a leather jacket while smoking? Trying to convince the highschoolers you're a cool college guy?

That's more or less how my boyfriend ensnared me.[/QUOTE]

I hope he at least had a Camaro or Harley.

 

[Chippy]

really? boy have I been doing it wrong.

*throws away a tweed jacket*

You should put tweed patches on a leather jacket. OH BABY![/QUOTE]

He gets it.

 

[HowDroll]

really? boy have I been doing it wrong.

*throws away a tweed jacket*

You should put tweed patches on a leather jacket. OH BABY!

---------- Post added at 08:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:42 PM ----------

You met her while you stood outside the highschool, wearing a leather jacket while smoking? Trying to convince the highschoolers you're a cool college guy?

That's more or less how my boyfriend ensnared me.[/QUOTE]

I hope he at least had a Camaro or Harley.[/QUOTE]

A Ford Taurus, actually.

But I was 15! Any guy that had wheels was a hottie in my book.