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Halloween '09

#1

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

I know it's August, but already is the Christmas spirit trying to rear it's beautiful head within me. I can suppress this by focusing on Halloween. I love holidays!!!

So, sit down. Why don't you take a seat right over there. What are you going to be? What is the coolest thing you have dressed up as? What are your plans to either celebrate or ignore the holiday? Favorite candy? Favorite Halloween trashcan punch recipe? Memory?

Not sure what I am going to be (time to retire the penguin costume, though), but I can't wait to get my hands on some gorilla nipples (AKA mellocreme pumpkins!).



You?


#2

LittleSin

LittleSin

I don't know what I'm going as yet, if anything, but Blue and I already know what we're dressing the baby as. Or, rather, WHOM.

After a random thrist store find of a infant sized, green military style coat we are going to dress the kiddo as Bill from Left 4 Dead. Plans for a tiny beret and beard are in work. Based on this I think Blue may wither be going as Francais or a Smoker and his best friend may be going as a Hunter....not Louis because it seems wrong to dress him up in black face.

You may be asking yourselves "But Sin! W


#3

Shannow

Shannow

i was getting ready to start buying and pieceing together steel plate mail armor for a full dr doom costume this year, but funds have come up short, so I am saving it as a year project for next halloween/nyc comic con.


#4

LittleSin

LittleSin

Huh. Everytime I try to edit my message it won't save the changes. I'm probably doing something wrong.

Anyways, I won't be going as Zoey. Too fat.


#5

Hylian

Hylian

I have been working on a Steampunk outfit. It is really for Comic Cons and the like. But my goal is to get 90% of the costume ready by Halloween to give it a test run and do little nit noid details afterwords.


#6

fade

fade

I absolutely love the holidays, too. So "In before someone who works in retail comes in and tries to ruin it by posting about how horrible it is to be in retail during the holidays."

As for the question, I've got some posterboard, some dryer hoses, some ping-pong balls, and some silver spray paint. I'm going as Bender, baby!


#7

Hylian

Hylian

fade said:
I absolutely love the holidays, too. So "In before someone who works in retail comes in and tries to ruin it by posting about how horrible it is to be in retail during the holidays."

As for the question, I've got some posterboard, some dryer hoses, some ping-pong balls, and some silver spray paint. I'm going as Bender, baby!
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#8

Cajungal

Cajungal

My 2 favorite costumes?

1. Groucho Marx (in middle school AND high school)

2. Statue of Liberty (kindergarten)


#9

Gared

Gared

I haven't dressed up for Halloween since I was 13 or so, but I have been requested by some of my friends to prepare a Samhain feast. So, I will be cooking a feast to honor the harvest. Not sure what the full menu will be this year, but ideas are already percolating around my head.


#10

Cajungal

Cajungal

This year I'm not dressing up because I'll be at a Lewis Black performance. :D


#11



Lally

[gasp!] JEALOUS!

Unless someone throws a party, nothing for me this year. And even if someone does, probably nothing interesting, since I am uber cash-strapped.


#12

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

Lally said:
[gasp!] JEALOUS!

Unless someone throws a party, nothing for me this year. And even if someone does, probably nothing interesting, since I am uber cash-strapped.
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I know a place where $5 is all you need ;D


#13

Wahad

Wahad

We don't have Halloween celebrations over here.


#14



ThatNickGuy

I haven't honestly done anything for it in ages. I loved it as a kid, because it meant watching horror movies and pigging out on candy.

Now that I'm older, it's usually about big parties, which isn't my thing because I'm terrified of huge parties.


#15

fade

fade

I'm also thinking of making a haunted house in my backyard. I have gates on both sides of my house, so I could route people around through some kind of tunnel.


#16

Fun Size

Fun Size

Last year we did a pumpkin carving party for my daughter. Cool idea, but I ended up carving most of the pumpkins, meaning I had to wait until the next day to do my Dr. Horrible pumpkin. Still, it was a cool party and all the girls took a carved pumpkin home, so I may well do it again.


#17

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

Cool! New Orleans has a couple of really good shock houses, I've heard, but that's all I know because I am really really for really reals super chicken.


#18

Denbrought

Denbrought

Probably going to go as zombie victim again, unless I think of something better.


#19

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

A decade ago Myself and Brother went to a party as Nuns on the Run. Just cheap nun outfits, black shoes, and cigars. We stood around telling the awfullest, dirty Catholic Jokes one can imagine(30 years of Catholicism leads to many jokes.)

A few years later I did Jesse Ventura when he made it as Gov of Minnesota. Bald cap, goatee, nice suit, and home made campaign material. I ended up borrowing a feather boa at the party to make it complete.


#20

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

LittleSin, may I suggest you dress the baby as Cthulhu? :p

Halloween is only now becoming a thing here in Finland among the younger people. Traditionally, All Hallows Eve was "celebrated" by remembering dead relatives and visiting their graves. Because of this, I've only been to one Halloween party per se - I went as a Catholic missionary (before the whole choir boy-fiddlin' thing).

I could go as a fat Seth Rogen this year :D


#21

phil

phil

It dawned on me last year that all that I'm missing from a Skipper outfit is the hat. I have some tan slacks and a blue shirt. They have some at the big party city in Austin I went to once, while looking for a fog machine.


#22



Wasabi Poptart

My son wants to be Spider-Man this year. I've got a black cat costume for my daughter (which I thought was cute considering my son's choice this year). My husband and I are talking about dressing up as zombies, but I may just be a witch again.

Favorite Halloween memory? Going out trick-or-treating when I was 14 with my then bff. I was dressed as a hooker using parts of my old dance costumes and a t-shirt of my mom's that I completely tore to shreds.


#23

Fun Size

Fun Size

AmorousEyes said:
I vote every day is Halloween!
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Yeah, you and Ministry.


#24

Far

Far

This year I think I've decided on dressing up as Wikus Van De Mewre from District 9, hopefully with alien arm morphing action. I'll get a bag of suckers and a couple cans of cat food as well and probably print out a few of the same labels they used in the movie for theirs.

My favourite costume I did was a Ghostbuster. It was really last minute when I started it but I liked how it turned out. Even threw together a quick Proton pack that played the theme song through computer speakers I had put into it.


#25

Frank

Frankie Williamson

This year I get to patrol the streets and arrest drunks IN COSTUME!


#26

Gusto

Gusto

My goal:



#27

General Specific

General Specific

One of these two gents:


Though that is dependent on getting invited to a costume party.


#28

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

I have no idea. If I have expendable income and there is a party, maybe Doc Brown. I've got the hair for it, just have to temp-dye it white.


#29

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

The baby will be a clownfish, the little girl Sleeping Beauty and I am going out as The Human Ton and Handy.


#30

Bubble181

Bubble181

AmorousEyes said:
For one, I really wish we'd properly celebrate that over here.
Though it is getting slightly more popular, it mainly just consists of a dance hall with pumpkin themes for the kids and nothing more. I really wish we could go out and trick or treat in crazy ass costumes.

For two, it sucks it's only one day a year. Some people spend so much time preparing, and it's only really useful for those few measly hours at night. Blah

I vote every day is Halloween!
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Ugh, no. Plenty of american holidays already pushing out our local holidays. There's Carnaval for dressing up, there's Three King's day (brain malfunctioning, can't remember the correct English name. You know what I mean) for trick or treating. There's Saint-Martin's for doing both at once, depending on <here in Belgium or the Netherlands you live. And there's New Year Carolling for, once more, going door to door for candy. Why do we need one more like them?

Allerzielen = celebrating the dead; Allerheiligen = remembering the Saints, if you happen to be Catholic. Walpurgis = all kinds of other fun stuff. No need to add another holiday to those three already one after the other.


#31

Bubble181

Bubble181

*points to Saint-Martins in original post* :-P


#32

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I LOVE Halloween. Its way better than Christmas, even if I am too old to trick or treat, I love making and wearing good costumes.
I have my costume 100% completed already. Took an ASSLOAD of work, too. But I can't tell you what it is yet, its supposed to be a secret
(admittedly, we've done a piss poor job of keeping it quiet so far, but still...) and I think some friends of mine may occasionally lurk here.


#33

Bubble181

Bubble181

AmE: yes. It sort of depends in what part of Belgium (and the Netherlands. I know dutchies do it too!). In sommige regio's is't Driekoningen ( januari), andere is't nieuwjaar, soms Sint-Maarten. Hier in Brussel is't vooral Driekoningen en Nieuwjaar; Sint-Maarten is indd aan't uitsterven; 't feest was buiten 't rondgaan uiteindelijk identiek aan Sinterklaas en die heeft hem zo'n beetje verdrongen.
Maar "da's enkel voor kinderen" is geen beletsel he. Halloween ook, in feite. Geef zelf een volwassen Sint-Maarten feestje he :-P


#34

Bubble181

Bubble181

Ah, well, I tended to shorten it was AmE because, you know, two words :-P I won't, sorry!
And they're from Groningen, so....Not reaally very far south, is it? :-P Admittedly, they just celebrate the new years thingie.

Also, further proof that Flanders rules over the Netherlands: we have cool folkloristic holidays :tongue:


#35

Bubble181

Bubble181

Guess it's not very well-known or widespread over there, which is a shame.

Of course, especially at my parents' place, getting oken up at 7 am on january first for kids singing silly songs, and hearing the same 2 or 3 songs (mostly, unfortunately; there was much more variation in my youth!) all day long is somewhat annoying :-P


#36

Bubble181

Bubble181

Not at respectable places, there aren't :-P

And yes, I've disconnected the door bell on occasion for that very reason :-P


#37

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

BUMP! Gonna reuse my graduation gown and go as some overweight Hermione.


#38

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Vytamindi said:
BUMP! Gonna reuse my graduation gown and go as some overweight Hermione.
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Well there goes MY so-called-unique costume..


#39

Gusto

Gusto

Man I have NO ideas yet, and now I actually have a party to attend.

Dayum...


#40

Dave

Dave

I have to work. It'll be the worst wedding gig ever.

My playlist includes as much Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Linkin Park, etc. That I can. I'll be playing Slipknot, ICP and other wonderful wedding music.

Dinner background music is Apocalyptica.

Now, don't get me wrong, I like a lot of these bands (except ICP) and would sit & listen to their music. But they don't belong at a wedding reception and nobody is going to dance. Yet the bride & groom want me to get as many people out as possible and keep it fun. :confused:

So what's going to happen is this:

I'm going to play their music, everyone is going to leave and it's going to be my fault. Or I'll play what the crowd wants, people will have fun and the bride and groom will be mad at me for not playing their music. So I'm going to play what they want me to so I can go home early.


#41

Gusto

Gusto

"Dammit, Dave, why didn't you listen to and obey our completely conflicting instructions!?"


#42

Shannow

Shannow

Dave said:
I have to work. It'll be the worst wedding gig ever.

My playlist includes as much Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Linkin Park, etc. That I can. I'll be playing Slipknot, ICP and other wonderful wedding music.

Dinner background music is Apocalyptica.

Now, don't get me wrong, I like a lot of these bands (except ICP) and would sit & listen to their music. But they don't belong at a wedding reception and nobody is going to dance. Yet the bride & groom want me to get as many people out as possible and keep it fun. :confused:

So what's going to happen is this:

I'm going to play their music, everyone is going to leave and it's going to be my fault. Or I'll play what the crowd wants, people will have fun and the bride and groom will be mad at me for not playing their music. So I'm going to play what they want me to so I can go home early.
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Wedding Mosh Pit?


#43

Jay

Jay

We're going to throw our first costume Halloween party. We should have about 25 guests, we got games, prizes lined up. We should have a great time.

This may be my costume.


#44

Dave

Dave

SeriousJay said:
We're going to throw our first costume Halloween party. We should have about 25 guests, we got games, prizes lined up. We should have a great time.

This may be my costume.
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Are you going to be making that cheesy grin/point thing stance a habit? Because that would get annoying.


#45

Gusto

Gusto

When I use that expression/stance, I'm usually not wearing anything.

BAM.


#46

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Dave;269164][quote=SeriousJay said:
We're going to throw our first costume Halloween party. We should have about 25 guests, we got games, prizes lined up. We should have a great time.

This may be my costume.
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Are you going to be making that cheesy grin/point thing stance a habit? Because that would get annoying.[/QUOTE]

I MAY dress up like that, if the party goers are worth it... Thanks for the idea! :yo:


#47

Hylian

Hylian

Man Halloween is coming up fast and I don't think I am going to be able to get my costume as done as I wanted. :(

The real trouble isn't time so much as money. Several of the things I need are also the most expensive parts. I may have to alter my costume in order to get it done in time for Halloween :(


#48

Gusto

Gusto

I STILL have no ideas. Ugh.


#49

Cajungal

Cajungal

Reeeeeeally playing with the idea of dressing up even though I'm going to see Lewis Black that night.


#50

Shannow

Shannow

New apartemnt acquired, and moving nov 1st, so funds will be short and the weekend packed. So I went easy and cheap this year...

Cobra Commander costume has been acquired.


Side note..moving sale. Anyone want to buy a 32 inch samsung hdtv crt? Works great! just gotta pick the heavy thing up! Ill even give you a deal, cuz I know I aint moving it with me! ;)


#51

ElJuski

ElJuski

I'm going as a Panda.


#52

Shannow

Shannow

ElJuski said:
I'm going as a Panda.
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Sexual Harrassment Panda?


#53

Gusto

Gusto

A manpanda?


#54

Shegokigo

Shegokigo



I'm going as an axe murderer.

Luckily I didn't have to buy any supplies. :ninja:


#55

Frank

Frankie Williamson

I'm going as an RCMP member....while I work a night shift.

It's going to suck so God damn bad.


#56

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

You should bust out the big bunny head again Frankie. :twisted:

Wait.... Frank the Bunn... Oh shiiiiiii :Leyla:


#57

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

I'm poor and depressed this holiday season so I'll probably stay at home and yell at trick or treaters.


#58

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Charlie Dont Surf said:
I'm poor and depressed this holiday season so I'll probably stay at home and yell at trick or treaters.
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#59

Shannow

Shannow

Charlie Dont Surf said:
I'm poor and depressed this holiday season so I'll probably stay at home and yell at trick or treaters.
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Seems about right.


#60

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

I don't wanna buy no fuckin' candy. Our apartment doesn't even have a light that I can turn off to let them know to just move along.


#61

Gusto

Gusto

1. Get a poster board.
2. Get some red paint.
3. Write FUCK OFF on the board with the paint.*
4. Leave sign on porch in well lit area.
5. ???
6. Drink alone and go to sleep.




* Bonus points for somehow spelling it wrong, or getting a letter backwards, or changing cases erratically.


#62

Cajungal

Cajungal

Leave out candy but leave a mirror in front of the door. My psychology professor does this every other year. There's candy leftover every time there's a mirror. It all gets taken within 3-4 kids when there's not. So cool.


#63

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Your post confuses me on so many levels Cajun.


#64

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

I just read it 5 times. I think I need a drink!


#65

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

W/o the mirror, the candy goes quick, but with the mirror the candy stays?

What if they say Candyman 3 times in the mirror?


#66

Cajungal

Cajungal

O, haha... yes, vague. It was an experiment he chose to do based on the idea that making people more self-aware will change their behavior. For example, if people see their face in one of the mirrored pillars at a department store, they're less likely to litter or steal. Not completely true, but some people do respond to it.

His experiment isn't perfect, because there are different kids (of different ages) trick or treating at house house each year. So the set of people he's using for the experiment changes constantly. I still think it's cool.


#67

Cajungal

Cajungal

and I just realized I left something out of the first post. Oops. tired.


#68

fade

fade

Cajungal said:
O, haha... yes, vague. It was an experiment he chose to do based on the idea that making people more self-aware will change their behavior. For example, if people see their face in one of the mirrored pillars at a department store, they're less likely to litter or steal. Not completely true, but some people do respond to it.

His experiment isn't perfect, because there are different kids (of different ages) trick or treating at house house each year. So the set of people he's using for the experiment changes constantly. I still think it's cool.
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Could be simpler than that on Halloween. I would imagine that these kids don't readily identify themselves with masks and makeup, so maybe it's just the weird monster in the mirror that scares them off.


#69

Cajungal

Cajungal

:rofl: Could be.

"AAH! Oh, it's just me..."


#70

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

The Monster at the End of the Walkway

Whoa, don't take another step towards that door at the end of this walkway guys. Didn't you see the top of that post. There is a MONSTER at the end of the walkway!

Hey, you took another step! Maybe you don't realize that there is a monster there! Probably a mean one! One that would eat us.

Okay, stop it. Stop taking steps. I don't want to meet the monster at the end of the walkway. In fact, I will tape your feet to the ground to prevent you from bringing us closer to the monster at the end of the walkway.

YOU BROKE THE TAPE TO TAKE ANOTHER STEP?! Do not bring us closer to the monster. We're practically at the end of the walkway! We are almost there. Probably another step and there it is.

Why, we're at the end of the walkway and there is nobody here. Oh, that means we are the monsters at the end of the walkway. I am so relieved.


#71

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Allen said:
The Monster at the End of the Walkway

Whoa, don't take another step towards that door at the end of this walkway guys. Didn't you see the top of that post. There is a MONSTER at the end of the walkway!

Hey, you took another step! Maybe you don't realize that there is a monster there! Probably a mean one! One that would eat us.

Okay, stop it. Stop taking steps. I don't want to meet the monster at the end of the walkway. In fact, I will tape your feet to the ground to prevent you from bringing us closer to the monster at the end of the walkway.

YOU BROKE THE TAPE TO TAKE ANOTHER STEP?! Do not bring us closer to the monster. We're practically at the end of the walkway! We are almost there. Probably another step and there it is.

Why, we're at the end of the walkway and there is nobody here. Oh, that means we are the monsters at the end of the walkway. I am so relieved.
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This book disturbed me as a child because Grover yelled at me. :(


#72

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

You were turning pages. You deserved whatever you got.


#73



Tiq

Been practiting my face painting technique tonight, in preparation for halloween, as it's been years since I've tried this...



Now I just need some green and black hair dye.


#74

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

Depending on how big my check is next week will determine if I am doing what I want for halloween... which is OLD GREGG!

I was going to do it last year but lacked the funds so going to try this year.


#75

Denbrought

Denbrought

Probably going to go as a left4dead hunter during a staged zombie attack with a few friends, then as a zombie victim for funsies. I'd like to go as an are-you-my-mummy victim, but too few would get the joke in Georgia ~_~


#76

Shannow

Shannow

Cheap ass costume arrived...tried on, and quite happy with it. Pics maybe at some point


#77



Cuyval Dar

Shaving my head, and putting on a Star Trek uniform. Picard all the way, baby.
Next year will be Jack O'Neill.


#78

Shannow

Shannow

hahahahhaha, roomate has decided to paint his face up silver and create a destro costume. Awesome.


#79

phil

phil

so for a sketch we filmed we ended up with a table cloth that is covered in fake blood stains. I was thinking about maybe trying to make this into something, but I have no sewing skills and I don't know what exactly to do with it.

I think I could get away with maybe making it an apron, and then just getting prop butchers knives and stuff to tie to it. That might get annoying to constantly have that stuff just dangling there.

Perhaps a toga? Some kind of ghost of Caesar thing?

Maybe I could do a mad scientist outfit type of thing. Just put a lot of buttons on it (somehow) but I don't know if I could get the sleeves to look right. This would be probably too sewing intensive, I feel.

any suggestions?


#80

Jay

Jay

I'll be dressed as a pimp.


#81

strawman

strawman

SeriousJay said:
I'll be dressed as a pimp.
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Here's a guide:



(I was actually looking for a picture of the ACORN "pimp" but saw this and just had to post it. You're welcome.)

-Adam


#82

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

phil said:
so for a sketch we filmed we ended up with a table cloth that is covered in fake blood stains. I was thinking about maybe trying to make this into something, but I have no sewing skills and I don't know what exactly to do with it.

I think I could get away with maybe making it an apron, and then just getting prop butchers knives and stuff to tie to it. That might get annoying to constantly have that stuff just dangling there.

Perhaps a toga? Some kind of ghost of Caesar thing?

Maybe I could do a mad scientist outfit type of thing. Just put a lot of buttons on it (somehow) but I don't know if I could get the sleeves to look right. This would be probably too sewing intensive, I feel.

any suggestions?
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Bloody ghost?


#83

phil

phil

Silver Jelly;275880][quote=phil said:
so for a sketch we filmed we ended up with a table cloth that is covered in fake blood stains. I was thinking about maybe trying to make this into something, but I have no sewing skills and I don't know what exactly to do with it.

I think I could get away with maybe making it an apron, and then just getting prop butchers knives and stuff to tie to it. That might get annoying to constantly have that stuff just dangling there.

Perhaps a toga? Some kind of ghost of Caesar thing?

Maybe I could do a mad scientist outfit type of thing. Just put a lot of buttons on it (somehow) but I don't know if I could get the sleeves to look right. This would be probably too sewing intensive, I feel.

any suggestions?
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Bloody ghost?[/QUOTE]


Perhaps. I might try to see how that looks on me. My biggest fear with that is the fact that I'd be a white guy in the south wearing a white sheet and part of that just don't sit right with me.

Maybe if I cut a lot of holes in it, and carry a bag full of rocks.


#84

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

phil;275883][quote=Silver Jelly;275880][quote=phil said:
so for a sketch we filmed we ended up with a table cloth that is covered in fake blood stains. I was thinking about maybe trying to make this into something, but I have no sewing skills and I don't know what exactly to do with it.

I think I could get away with maybe making it an apron, and then just getting prop butchers knives and stuff to tie to it. That might get annoying to constantly have that stuff just dangling there.

Perhaps a toga? Some kind of ghost of Caesar thing?

Maybe I could do a mad scientist outfit type of thing. Just put a lot of buttons on it (somehow) but I don't know if I could get the sleeves to look right. This would be probably too sewing intensive, I feel.

any suggestions?
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Bloody ghost?[/QUOTE]


Perhaps. I might try to see how that looks on me. My biggest fear with that is the fact that I'd be a white guy in the south wearing a white sheet and part of that just don't sit right with me.

Maybe if I cut a lot of holes in it, and carry a bag full of rocks.[/QUOTE]

You should definately dress up as an andalusian celebrating la Semana Santa.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=Semana santa andalucia&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi


#85

fade

fade

Go as a used tampon.


#86

phil

phil

Silver Jelly;275889][quote=phil;275883][quote=Silver Jelly;275880][quote=phil said:
so for a sketch we filmed we ended up with a table cloth that is covered in fake blood stains. I was thinking about maybe trying to make this into something, but I have no sewing skills and I don't know what exactly to do with it.

I think I could get away with maybe making it an apron, and then just getting prop butchers knives and stuff to tie to it. That might get annoying to constantly have that stuff just dangling there.

Perhaps a toga? Some kind of ghost of Caesar thing?

Maybe I could do a mad scientist outfit type of thing. Just put a lot of buttons on it (somehow) but I don't know if I could get the sleeves to look right. This would be probably too sewing intensive, I feel.

any suggestions?
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Bloody ghost?[/quote]


Perhaps. I might try to see how that looks on me. My biggest fear with that is the fact that I'd be a white guy in the south wearing a white sheet and part of that just don't sit right with me.

Maybe if I cut a lot of holes in it, and carry a bag full of rocks.[/quote]

You should definately dress up as an andalusian celebrating la Semana Santa.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=Semana%20santa%20andalucia&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi[/quote]


:shocknawe: oh shiiiiii---

Man, now I gotta look up why they both wear the same thing.

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from
http://gospain.about.com/od/semanasantaeaster/a/semana_santa.htm

It is said that early KKK members saw the Semana Santa celebrations and adopted the costume, so impressed were they by the effect the design had on onlookers.


#87

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Well, the costumes are pretty awesome. That is for sure.


#88

Jay

Jay

Throwing a Halloween party, been decorating all weekend. I'll share some pics taken of the party... OH... and I ended up getting a PIMP costume. It owns.


#89

Shannow

Shannow

Well, with moving to a new place on nov 1st happening, funds and time are a bit low. as such, the Cobra commander costume was bought on sale, and...acquired!



#90

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

Shannow said:
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COBRA!!!


#91

Shannow

Shannow

...REEEEEETREEEEEEAAAAAAT!!!!!


#92

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

I'm going as Captain Hammer. I've already got some jungle boots, black gloves, and the t-shirt. I'll just need to get some brown cargo pants this weekend.

"These are not the hammer."


#93

Jay

Jay

We're about 2/3 of the way done in our decorations of the house and will have a busy week. Here are some "initial" pictures of just one of our rooms... can't wait till the final product!

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/4302/dsc01030jlt.jpg
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/9764/dsc01029rl.jpg


#94

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Seriously Shannow? :thumb:


#95

Shannow

Shannow

Shegokigo said:
Seriously Shannow? :thumb:
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thanks, though it was just a pre bought costume. What will be good is of the others follow throguh. One friend is going to be Zartan, though that will just be a wig and some makeup. The other is trying to piece together destro.

What we are really hoping to do is get my older brother out with us. He is about 6'3 and 280 punds (not muscle at all, but heavy and big). Get him some aviators, a drill sergant hat, black wife beater and cammo pants..BAM, Sgt Slaughter, the wwf years. He already has the goatee for it. I think I have him half convinced to do it and go out with us when he is done trick or treating with my little nephew.


#96

Jake

Jake

I thought of the most awesome costume if you have a baby. Put together a tauntaun costume, maybe by modifying a kangaroo costume or something. Put a slit in the front where your baby in a carrier hangs out dressed as Luke Skywalker in Hoth gear. Have some guts draped around for good measure.


#97

Dave

Dave

Jake said:
I thought of the most awesome costume if you have a baby. Put together a tauntaun costume, maybe by modifying a kangaroo costume or something. Put a slit in the front where your baby in a carrier hangs out dressed as Luke Skywalker in Hoth gear. Have some guts draped around for good measure.
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Or put the baby in a chest carrier and go as the rebel leader in Total Recall.



#98

Shannow

Shannow

Quuuuuaaaaiiiiid. Oooooopen your miiiind. OOOOOOOOPPPPPEEEEENNN YOOOOOUR MIIIIIIIND!!

Good old Quato.


Also, gereastest line from that movie...

"See you at da pah-dy rictah!"


#99

Fun Size

Fun Size

For three years I've tried to convince my daughter to agree to the Princess Peach (her), Mario (my three year old boy), and Donkey Kong (me) trifecta. Next year, I plan on starting earlier and pointing out that a wig and pink party dress are involved.


#100

HowDroll

HowDroll

My boyfriend and I are going to a big Halloween party this year, and we're trying to come up with a cute couples costume idea. We're going back and forth between Dexter and one of his victims and Starchild and the Demon from KISS. You can guess which one I want to do.


#101

Shannow

Shannow

HowDroll said:
My boyfriend and I are going to a big Halloween party this year, and we're trying to come up with a cute couples costume idea. We're going back and forth between Dexter and one of his victims and Starchild and the Demon from KISS. You can guess which one I want to do.
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R2D2?


#102

HowDroll

HowDroll

Shannow;281901][quote=HowDroll said:
My boyfriend and I are going to a big Halloween party this year, and we're trying to come up with a cute couples costume idea. We're going back and forth between Dexter and one of his victims and Starchild and the Demon from KISS. You can guess which one I want to do.
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R2D2?[/QUOTE]

Huh?


#103

Shannow

Shannow

Okay then...C3P0!


#104

ElJuski

ElJuski

Yeah be R2D2!


#105

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Guess I'm the only one that wants to see her as Slave Leia... :vader:


#106

Dave

Dave

Shegokigo said:
Guess I'm the only one that wants to see her as Slave Leia... :vader:
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I want to see her as Slave Leia AFTER she has a run-in with a rust monster.


#107

fade

fade

Man, tonight is the geology student party, which I usually crash (because I remember we all loved it when our profs dropped by), and between a deadline from the Department of Energy, a vasectomy, and my sister's wedding, I've got nothing. I think I'll recreate my fully functional pop up shoulder angel and shoulder devil.

Geo-parties are fun, so shut up. Your average geologist has a steady BAC of about 0.8 at all times anyway. Not like we're engineers or something (see http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Geologist )


#108

ElJuski

ElJuski

Fade, one of my best friends is a Geologist.

I HAVE BEEN TO THESE PARTIES AND CAN ATTEST


#109

Gusto

Gusto

I have known the accountants in my area to be a pretty wild bunch.


#110

ElJuski

ElJuski

Fade, one of my best friends is a geologist.

I HAVE BEEN TO THESE PARTIES AND CAN AGREE.

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pft. Number pushers.

The best drunks and funnest dudes/ettes, I have found:

1. Geologist
2. Nurses
3. Naughty Teachers / Ex-Teachers
4. The non-pompous fuckhead English people

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That is to say, Gusto my boy, YOUR OPINION IS FUCKING WRONG


#111

Gusto

Gusto

Maybe it's just the city I live in, where like 70% of the people here are either accountants, programmers or engineers.


#112

ElJuski

ElJuski

Bean counters!


#113

Shannow

Shannow

Beans make you fart.


#114

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I can't decide between Mr. Incredible at his day job or Sgt. Hatred.


#115

Jake

Jake

Most of my friends are engineers, and I can attest that they party balls deep.


#116

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



My 9 year old son. Cheap party city costume, but it looks good enough, and he likes it...he really wanted to be a skeleton this year.


#117

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Well, skeletons rule!


And regarding my costume, I think I'll finally dress up as a stereotypical tourist.


#118

phil

phil

sixpackshaker said:
I can't decide between Mr. Incredible at his day job or Sgt. Hatred.
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Sgt. Hatred. That would just be awesome.

You'd have to do something for the cartoony bulk to be Mr. Incredible at his day job. Otherwise you'd look more like a Mormon or just some guy who wore a shirt, tie and slacks to a costume party.


#119

Shannow

Shannow

I learned something tonight at a Halloween bar party.....this costume needs a zipper. having to take off a onesie to piss is bad


#120

Cajungal

Cajungal

My niece is going as an end table with a vase of flowers on it. She got the idea from her mom, who went as a dinner table when she was 8. And her mom and dad are going as lamps.

I love my family.


#121

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Was going to post these in the "your cosplay" thread, but this one came up first on the page and I don't feel like searching.
More people will probably look at this anyway.

This is my friends and I at the Toronto Zombie Walk this year (Our third year going):

We ran into another zombie ghostbuster, surprisingly:

Me:

One of my roommates essentially made a rubber mask by encasing his head in liquid latex:


#122

Jay

Jay

awesome

saw some chicks in realy slutty french maid outfits and some nurse ones too... veeery nice.


#123

Hylian

Hylian

Here are some pics of a steampunk outfit I made. Sadly I didn't have enough money to do as much as I wanted but I think it turned out pretty well.




(and I know the carpet is messy but I didn't have time to clean up the leaves that came in cause it was windy and peoples feet attract them so nicely)








#124

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

THE TIME IS NIGH!!!!!

I roasted pumpkin seeds!!! We carved pumpkins!!!

That's out of order, but it's still what we did!!!


#125

phil

phil







#126

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Invisible Man?


#127



Dusty668



#128

David

David

I'm going to be a sad panda.


#129



Silvanesti

fuck halloween

/stuck at work
/grump


#130

Gusto

Gusto

Spoiler Alert:



#131

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

I am going as Fred from Scooby Doo to a big ass kegger at a local university.

My date is going as a sexy female sheriff :p

Oh yeah some input would be great...
My date to this party is one of my good friends ex who he dated for like 3 years... and I have been "talking" to her over the past week or so you could say...
Am I a horrible person? I know you are supposed to follow bro code and not like date friends ex's but she is super hot and awesome lol.


#132

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

oooooohhhhhhhhh

2 hours of trick or treating only 8 houses. Daddy is tired...zzzzzzzzzzzzz


#133

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

HoboNinja said:
I am going as Fred from Scooby Doo to a big ass kegger at a local university.

My date is going as a sexy female sheriff :p

Oh yeah some input would be great...
My date to this party is one of my good friends ex who he dated for like 3 years... and I have been "talking" to her over the past week or so you could say...
Am I a horrible person? I know you are supposed to follow bro code and not like date friends ex's but she is super hot and awesome lol.
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I think the code doesn't expressly forbid that, it just says he has to be cool with it.


#134

evilmike

evilmike

Did anyone else give out candy tonight?

It seemed like a slightly lighter than normal Halloween here, but I still had about twenty kids stop by. I was worried that the hysteria that the news media was kicking up about H1N1 would stop everything.


#135

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

We got no one.

Bag of candy is going to my cousins.

Had a nice night for all some of the crap today. Got Subway, watched Poltergeist (love that movie) and we had picked up Eternal Darkness for the Gamecube, but ended up talking the rest of the night, so it will have to get some mileage tomorrow.


#136

General Specific

General Specific

Only about 7 kids or so and it was really warm. Got into the 80's today. Didn't really feel like Halloween at all.


#137

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

General Specific said:
Only about 7 kids or so and it was really warm. Got into the 80's today. Didn't really feel like Halloween at all.
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Why the hell is Halloween being ruined for this generation? I don't get it. It pisses me off! When I was little, I looked forward to Halloween every year more excitedly than Christmas. It is the BEST HOLIDAY. And yet for whatever reason, the homeowners of this generation seem to not want to decorate, and the kids of this generation barely give a shit about the holiday.

It warms my heart, to use a corny cliche expression, when I see kids dressed up, and adults that play along with it. But more and more I'm seeing that's not the case, and when I hear these stories about how few kids came trick or treating, it pisses me off.

Granted, I dunno what area you're from. Where I'm from 7 kids was pretty much the expected amount. There were only 7 kids on our street and it was a dead end street in a nowhere town, but if thats not the case for you, 7 kids pisses me off.

Also I'm preeeeeetty drunk right now.


#138



Silvanesti

checkeredhat said:
Also I'm preeeeeetty drunk right now.
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Yo. Meet you over at the drunk thread.

also watching stalag 17, not a fucking halloween movie, but awesome.


#139

General Specific

General Specific

yeah, 7 is an all-time low.


#140

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

My building had a special trick or treat hour so parents can take their kids around for candy without walking around the neighborhood outside at night.

Not a lot of folks opt in to handing out candy, so I decided to get into the spirit of the thing and just slap some make-up on.

I wasn't going for anything except maybe a knock-off made-in-China Joker, but I scared the crap out all the kids without doing anything more than smiling in a friendly fashion.



Two kids were actually so terror-stricken, they gave me their candy when I stuck out the bowl full of treats!

The parents almost died, they were laughing so hard (and I gave back the candy, with some extra).


#141

Frank

Frankie Williamson

Fucking bullshit night full of fucking bullshit assholes. I fucking hate Halloween.


#142

Nile

Nile

Frankie said:
Fucking bullshit night full of fucking bullshit assholes. I fucking hate Halloween.
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Sorry to hear that. :( -hugs-

I actually had a pretty good Halloween. Worked for 7 hours in costume, went to a party afterwards with several cute girls there... Failed miserably at strip blackjack, but overall, 'twas fun. Played poker with the guys for a couple of hours too... And I would've won, but they're all cheating bastards.

why was i the only one who lost 6 hands in a row whyyy

My only regret is I didn't get to see my little sister in costume. :( Pictures doesn't quite cut it.


#143



Silvanesti

Frankie said:
Fucking bullshit night full of fucking bullshit assholes. I fucking hate Halloween.
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Yeah I would imagine that for you guys (if you were working that night) this is a pretty shitty holiday. People think that halloween is a free ticket to fuck shit up.


#144



Wasabi Poptart

My son started running a mild fever yesterday and it was pushing higher as the day wore on. We had planned to take him to a daytime trick-or-treat event because he also likes to hand out candy to the kids that come to our house. We decided it was going to be best if we scrubbed the daytime event. I was afraid he'd get more sick if we dressed him up in his padded Spidey costume since it was also pretty warm out. Instead we gave him a dose of Tylenol, made him drink some water, and had him take a nap. We also ordered pizza for dinner which is his favorite. He scarfed down two slices, so I knew he wasn't terribly ill (it's just a regular cold imo). His temp had gone down, too, so we all got dressed up and went out around our block for about an hour. Not many people were giving out candy. One house had a bag by the door with "Take One" written on it. It had Play-doh and other non-candy goodies in it. There were some houses that had their porchlights on and front doors open (with the screen door closed, of course), but no one would answer when we rang the doorbell. When we got back home, we probably had about 30 trick-or-treaters come around. That's a lot less than we had last year. I'm wondering if fears over the spread of H1N1 played a part in how many people gave out candy or were sending their kids out.

Oh and he was Spider-Man, the baby was a black cat, I was a gypsy/pirate, and my husband was a skeleton.


#145

ElJuski

ElJuski

Thursday night got fucked up with my roomates in Venture Bros. gear.

Friday night got fucked up with a forumite who needs to get HER BLOND HAIR BACK

Saturday night got fucked up at UoI, worked on a hot latina, went to check my phone and ended up making out with a fat chick before throwing up on my bunny slippers.

It was a good weekend.


#146

HowDroll

HowDroll

ElJuski said:
Thursday night got fucked up with my roomates in Venture Bros. gear.

Friday night got fucked up with a forumite who needs to get HER BLOND HAIR BACK

Saturday night got fucked up at UoI, worked on a hot latina, went to check my phone and ended up making out with a fat chick before throwing up on my bunny slippers.

It was a good weekend.
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I'm a sexy redhead and you know it, bitch.


#147

ElJuski

ElJuski

The fine gentleman dressed up as a hipster douchebag thought so, anyway ;)


#148



LordRavage



WE ARE COMING FOR YOU!!!


#149

HowDroll

HowDroll

ElJuski said:
The fine gentleman dressed up as a hipster douchebag thought so, anyway ;)
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At least HE appreciated my drunken dance moves.


#150

phil

phil

Pretty good Halloween season this year. I went as a mummy to a few parties and had an overall great time. It was funny though, because some people called me a mummy, some people called me the invisible man (which is understandable. I was wearing a cap and glasses) but two people thought I was Rorschach which really threw me for a loop.

highlights:

Dancing in the middle of a frat party
Meeting my would have been neighbors
beating them at mario cart and beer pong
ending up at Ihop with these two dudes who invited me 'cause my selection of Jay-Z music on my ipod is awesome


lowlights
The god damn cops turning away pedestrian traffic to a residential neighborhood.
the girl who decided she was not having a good time so she just kinda pouted and left early and took her friends with her.


#151

ElJuski

ElJuski

HowDroll;287440][quote=ElJuski said:
The fine gentleman dressed up as a hipster douchebag thought so, anyway ;)
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At least HE appreciated my drunken dance moves.[/QUOTE]

Look, I was trying to have sex with that bunny. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME WOMAN


#152

HowDroll

HowDroll

ElJuski;287530][quote=HowDroll;287440][quote=ElJuski said:
The fine gentleman dressed up as a hipster douchebag thought so, anyway ;)
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At least HE appreciated my drunken dance moves.[/QUOTE]

Look, I was trying to have sex with that bunny. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME WOMAN[/QUOTE]

I am never grinding my ass on your junk ever again.


#153

Gusto

Gusto

Stop fighting you guys.

For the kids.


#154

ElJuski

ElJuski

I'm just happy you got to see the twisted world of Juice unfold in THREE DEE!

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we totally didn't get you any Chubby's though.


#155

Chippy

Chippy

This is why I need to drive to Chicago so Juski can finally say he partied with me.

Also: I could have gotten the bunny to sleep with him.

It would have taken like 50 bucks, but I could have.


#156

ElJuski

ElJuski

Chippy said:
This is why I need to drive to Chicago so Juski can finally say he partied with me.

Also: I could have gotten the bunny to sleep with him.

It would have taken like 50 bucks, but I could have.
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That bunny was all up in my business. It was her lousy friends that were the problem ~_~;;;

And yes, it's well worth the trip to head to Chicago (or Charleston) to have a night out. Hobo, you can come as well... if you promise not to ask dumb questions like the one at the top of the page.


#157

Chippy

Chippy

ElJuski;287570][quote=Chippy said:
This is why I need to drive to Chicago so Juski can finally say he partied with me.

Also: I could have gotten the bunny to sleep with him.

It would have taken like 50 bucks, but I could have.
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That bunny was all up in my business. It was her lousy friends that were the problem ~_~;;;

And yes, it's well worth the trip to head to Chicago (or Charleston) to have a night out. Hobo, you can come as well... if you promise not to ask dumb questions like the one at the top of the page.[/QUOTE]

You know inviting us both is a bad idea. I can not be held responsible for what I do.


#158

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

ElJuski;287570][quote=Chippy said:
This is why I need to drive to Chicago so Juski can finally say he partied with me.

Also: I could have gotten the bunny to sleep with him.

It would have taken like 50 bucks, but I could have.
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That bunny was all up in my business. It was her lousy friends that were the problem ~_~;;;

And yes, it's well worth the trip to head to Chicago (or Charleston) to have a night out. Hobo, you can come as well... if you promise not to ask dumb questions like the one at the top of the page.[/QUOTE]

My buddy Jeff just started at ILIA in Schaumburg so sometime when I have a long weekend with Monday off from school I am heading up there and I will hit you up man.


#159

ElJuski

ElJuski

Chippy;287571][quote=ElJuski;287570][quote=Chippy said:
This is why I need to drive to Chicago so Juski can finally say he partied with me.

Also: I could have gotten the bunny to sleep with him.

It would have taken like 50 bucks, but I could have.
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That bunny was all up in my business. It was her lousy friends that were the problem ~_~;;;

And yes, it's well worth the trip to head to Chicago (or Charleston) to have a night out. Hobo, you can come as well... if you promise not to ask dumb questions like the one at the top of the page.[/QUOTE]

You know inviting us both is a bad idea. I can not be held responsible for what I do.[/QUOTE]

hehehehehe...


#160

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

I went to a party dressed as Captain Hammer. The day needed my saving expertise. Incidentally, I think I'll wear the same costume next summer at Comic Con.



#161

Frank

Frankie Williamson

You know what the worst part of Halloween is, all these assholes causing trouble in costumes know we can't tell who they are, so they all run.

I fucking hate when vandals and thieves make me run.


#162

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

Did somebody vandalize your house or something?


#163

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

I see. Lots of drunk people being dumbasses, teenagers smashing pumpkins and knocking mailboxes over... I'd hate Halloween too if I was a cop.

I did the nightclub thing for Halloween once. It sucked because the same assholes and bitches who frequent nightclubs were there. The only thing different was they were in costume. Nightclubs aren't awesome. They're not even okay awesome.


#164



WolfOfOdin

I ended up being the Hunter from Left 4 Dead. My buddy Matt went as Bill. I had to unwind the duct tape on my wrists to loosen it later in the night due to slowly dying circulation though.

Best part was me doing the hunter scream and chasing Matt down the street.


#165

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

we gave out about 300 pieces of candy (1-2 pieces per kid) between 6pm and 10pm

That's about typical. I usually buy one of the hundred-piece bags and one of the 210 piece bags, and usually have just barely enough to cover the night.

From 10 until 5am was a freaking awesome Halloween party at my place :)


#166

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

I went to the local 24-hour diner at second 1AM with my friends and did some costume-watching. It was pretty fun. It was about half and half good costumes and half really lazy, shitty zombies and sexy ____'s.


#167

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

As I had spent all week sick at home, all possible plans failed. So no halloween costumes for moi!


#168

BananaHands

BananaHands

ElJuski said:
Thursday night got fucked up with my roomates in Venture Bros. gear.

Friday night got fucked up with a forumite who needs to get HER BLOND HAIR BACK

It was a good weekend.
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Took part in these activities ^

Dressed as Hank Venture thursday. Bear Jew friday and saturday.

Also, got ridiculously fucked up on Saturday and acted like a fool. Also, Ouija boards don't work no matter how drunk you get.


#169

Shannow

Shannow

Went over well. Cobra commander got plastered out and about. A lot of compliments, etc. Bars close at 2 am here, but, with the hour set back taking effect at 2, they stayed open another hour.


All in all, a good time. My one friend couldnt get a zartan cotume together..so instead went as brock sampson.


#170

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

Here is a shitty pic from Halloween. I have my blonde wig off because it was ridiculous and too damn big.



#171

Math242

Math242

you should hit it.


#172

ElJuski

ElJuski

Or at least send that my way.


#173

Chippy

Chippy

I'm surprised he even talked to her without pissing his pants.

;)


#174

Dave

Dave

I DJed a wedding dance that had such great dance music as Modest Mouse, NIN, Green Day, Metallica and My Chemical Romance. It ended at 7 PM (3 hours early) because all of the guests left. The bride & groom knew this would happen, thanked me for playing the music THEY wanted to hear and tipped me $50.

I then went home & finished handing out the $60 worth of candy we had. We set up a fire in our driveway, gave out gobs of candy to the hoards of children who had descended on our domicile.

All in all it was a pretty fun night.


#175

figmentPez

figmentPez

Woot! My sister is bringing some of her leftover candy here! We don't buy any halloween candy at this house because we don't get any trick or treaters, but she really overbought because she didn't know how many to expect. So, Reese's, York peppermint patties, Skittles and who knows what other assorted candies are soon to be headed my way!

I'm actually not as excited as I thought I would be. We may not have had leftover Halloween candy in this house for more than a decade (since we moved to a semi-rural area), but generally better sweets have been available since my other sister loves to bake.


#176

ElJuski

ElJuski

Chippy said:
I'm surprised he even talked to her without pissing his pants.

;)
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Come to think of it that girl looks photoshopped in ANYWAY.

Oh, and cuz you wanted--nay--demanded it:



Of course Droll's friend has her camera. So no zombie photos yet :(


#177

David

David

I was going to throw a party, but two of my friend's who I invited mom decided she didn't want her daughters going to a boy's party, so insisted the party be held over there instead... like, jesus lady, let your 18 and 21 year old daughters live their own lives already...


#178

Dave

Dave

David said:
I was going to throw a party, but two of my friend's who I invited mom decided she didn't want her daughters going to a boy's party, so insisted the party be held over there instead... like, jesus lady, let your 18 and 21 year old daughters live their own lives already...
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A "boy's party"? And her daughters are 18 & 21? Are they allowed to date?


#179

David

David

"boys party" = I'm a boy, and I was throwing a party at my house. I really have no clue what their family dating policy is, really none of my business. Doesn't mean I'm not going to gossip about it :D


#180

Dave

Dave

David said:
"boys party" = I'm a boy, and I was throwing a party at my house. I really have no clue what their family dating policy is, really none of my business. Doesn't mean I'm not going to gossip about it :D
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Oh, I got what it is you were saying. I just think it's weird that the girls of that age weren't allowed to go to a "boy's party" which is just weird. If they are allowed to date then they would be in a much more precarious situation.

Just wondering at the illogical nature of the thing.


#181

BananaHands

BananaHands

ElJuski;287848][quote=Chippy said:
I'm surprised he even talked to her without pissing his pants.

;)
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Come to think of it that girl looks photoshopped in ANYWAY.

Oh, and cuz you wanted--nay--demanded it:



Of course Droll's friend has her camera. So no zombie photos yet :([/QUOTE]

You know, if I realized how much of a legend Droll is on Halforum at the time, I would have gotten more pics with her to boost my popularity.

:eyeroll:


#182

Dave

Dave

BananaHands;287862][quote=ElJuski;287848][quote=Chippy said:
I'm surprised he even talked to her without pissing his pants.

;)
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Come to think of it that girl looks photoshopped in ANYWAY.

Oh, and cuz you wanted--nay--demanded it:



Of course Droll's friend has her camera. So no zombie photos yet :([/quote]

You know, if I realized how much of a legend Droll is on Halforum at the time, I would have gotten more pics with her to boost my popularity.

:eyeroll:[/QUOTE]

She's a hot chick with cleavage and a penchant for blatantly teasing those who are less than comfortable socially. Of COURSE she's popular here!

BEWBS!!


#183

David

David

Dave said:
BEWBS!!
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They do seem to be quite a potent power source. I wonder if one can find a way to use bewbs to produce enough electricity to power a building?


#184

Shannow

Shannow

David;287870][quote=Dave said:
BEWBS!!
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They do seem to be quite a potent power source. I wonder if one can find a way to use bewbs to produce enough electricity to power a building?[/QUOTE]


picture of them in front of socially awkward males on a hampster wheel powering a turbine


#185

Jay

Jay

Boys on the internet can sure stretch the truth of things.

IT'S AWESSSSSSOME!!! ZOMG BEWBS


#186

Dave

Dave

Shannow;287874][quote=David;287870][quote=Dave said:
BEWBS!!
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They do seem to be quite a potent power source. I wonder if one can find a way to use bewbs to produce enough electricity to power a building?[/quote]


picture of them in front of socially awkward males on a hampster wheel powering a turbine[/QUOTE]

You've just solved the worldwide energy crisis! All we need is an endless supply of Mountain Dew and Cheetos!


#187



Chazwozel

Shannow;287874][quote=David;287870][quote=Dave said:
BEWBS!!
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They do seem to be quite a potent power source. I wonder if one can find a way to use bewbs to produce enough electricity to power a building?[/QUOTE]


picture of them in front of socially awkward males on a hampster wheel powering a turbine[/QUOTE]


That wouldn't work man! Think of your laws of nerdodynamics. Socially awkward males only talk smooth on the internet, they won't dare make a move in reality! You need to use a computer screen with the bewbs; the real thing will just cause them to look down on the floor and curse out the guy that's actually buying her a drink.



#188

Dave

Dave

Chazwozel;287879][quote=Shannow;287874][quote=David;287870][quote=Dave said:
BEWBS!!
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They do seem to be quite a potent power source. I wonder if one can find a way to use bewbs to produce enough electricity to power a building?[/quote]


picture of them in front of socially awkward males on a hampster wheel powering a turbine[/quote]


That wouldn't work man! Think of your laws of nerdodynamics. Socially awkward males only talk smooth on the internet, they won't dare make a move in reality! You need to use a computer screen with the bewbs; the real thing will just cause them to look down on the floor and curse out the guy that's actually buying her a drink.

[/QUOTE]

Bad example. He actually got the girl.


#189

ElJuski

ElJuski

BananaHands;287862][quote=ElJuski;287848][quote=Chippy said:
I'm surprised he even talked to her without pissing his pants.

;)
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Come to think of it that girl looks photoshopped in ANYWAY.

Oh, and cuz you wanted--nay--demanded it:



Of course Droll's friend has her camera. So no zombie photos yet :([/QUOTE]

You know, if I realized how much of a legend Droll is on Halforum at the time, I would have gotten more pics with her to boost my popularity.

:eyeroll:[/QUOTE]

Being my roomate is doing you no justice, either. Just wait for when she puts up a picture. Then it's going to be half a page of these dorks slathering all over the place.

Also, Chaz: yes, it would have to be computer simulated. Give this forum a picture of Felicia Day and I'm pretty sure my college town could get enough juice to run for a week.


#190

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

Dave;287857][quote=David said:
"boys party" = I'm a boy, and I was throwing a party at my house. I really have no clue what their family dating policy is, really none of my business. Doesn't mean I'm not going to gossip about it :D
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Oh, I got what it is you were saying. I just think it's weird that the girls of that age weren't allowed to go to a "boy's party" which is just weird. If they are allowed to date then they would be in a much more precarious situation.

Just wondering at the illogical nature of the thing.[/QUOTE]

My ex was only allowed to see me twice a week and she is older than me, 21... and she couldn't hang out with her friend Adam anymore because her mom saw pictures of him drinking on Facebook. Her mother was fucking insane in the membrane. But yeah basically she had to put up with all her ridiculous rules because she is paying for her college...

ElJuski said:
Or at least send that my way.
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She is probably too young for your tastes buddy ol' pal. She's only 17...

and it is not shopped... it's just shitty quality because she put it on MySpace and it shrunk it down to shittiness.


#191

Cajungal

Cajungal

Gusto said:
Spoiler Alert:

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AWESOME! :D


#192



rabbitgod

I stayed home and gave out candy. Watched House of Wax and House on Haunted Hill. It's a tradition my wife and I do every year so I've seen both for the eleventy billionth time. I also brewed up 5 gallons of beer.

We never have consistent trick or treaters. One year we had 40 another year we had 6. I'm University adjacent so almost all of the people in my neighborhood are grad students/first year professors/starting families/otherwise poor. This year was alright, maybe 20 in all. About half were teen aged, but at least they dressed up.

My dog barked at the first kid to come, which is wierd because he's never barked at the door before. He only really barks when we run around the house or play tug. Then he spent the rest of the evening being a sourpuss because I wouldn't let the people at the door pet him.

Several of the kids were freaked out because he's tall and standing behind this gate staring at them like a guy in a van labeled 'free candy'


#193

HowDroll

HowDroll

Dave;287866][quote=BananaHands;287862][quote=ElJuski;287848][quote=Chippy said:
I'm surprised he even talked to her without pissing his pants.

;)
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Come to think of it that girl looks photoshopped in ANYWAY.

Oh, and cuz you wanted--nay--demanded it:



Of course Droll's friend has her camera. So no zombie photos yet :([/quote]

You know, if I realized how much of a legend Droll is on Halforum at the time, I would have gotten more pics with her to boost my popularity.

:eyeroll:[/QUOTE]

She's a hot chick with cleavage and a penchant for blatantly teasing those who are less than comfortable socially. Of COURSE she's popular here!

BEWBS!![/QUOTE]

What can I say? They're the only biological weapons I need.


#194

fade

fade

All I can think of is you smacking people with your boobs.

Great. Now I have an erection.


#195

HowDroll

HowDroll

fade said:
All I can think of is you smacking people with your boobs.

Great. Now I have an erection.
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You can almost say that they're...

*takes sunglasses off*

Weapons of mass erection.

YEAHHHHHHHHH


#196

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

HowDroll;287931][quote=fade said:
All I can think of is you smacking people with your boobs.

Great. Now I have an erection.
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You can almost say that they're...

*takes sunglasses off*

Weapons of mass erection.

YEAHHHHHHHHH[/QUOTE]



#197

ElJuski

ElJuski

HA!

Oh, and Hobo? 17 is the age of consent in this state. MRRRWOWWWRRRR. Where's Icarus when you need him?


#198

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

14 is the age of consent for girls in one or two states.

You may shudder.


#199

David

David

14 is still in Pedo-bait territory for anyone above the age of 14, following the "half your age plus 7" logic


#200

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

David said:
14 is still in Pedo-bait territory for anyone above the age of 14, following the "half your age plus 7" logic
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Sweet so since I'm 20 that rule means I am not even creepy for trying to do a 17 year old :p


#201

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

you met her on the bus with her mom?


#202

Chippy

Chippy

You met her while you stood outside the highschool, wearing a leather jacket while smoking? Trying to convince the highschoolers you're a cool college guy?


#203

fade

fade

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


#204

HowDroll

HowDroll

Chippy said:
You met her while you stood outside the highschool, wearing a leather jacket while smoking? Trying to convince the highschoolers you're a cool college guy?
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That's more or less how my boyfriend ensnared me.


#205

Chippy

Chippy

Smoking in a leather jacket is like a one way ticket to a girl's vagina.

Aviators are needed.


#206

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

really? boy have I been doing it wrong.

*throws away a tweed jacket*


#207

Chippy

Chippy

And when it down whip it out.


#208



Chazwozel

Allen said:
really? boy have I been doing it wrong.

*throws away a tweed jacket*
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You should put tweed patches on a leather jacket. OH BABY!

---------- Post added at 08:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:42 PM ----------
HowDroll;287993][quote=Chippy said:
You met her while you stood outside the highschool, wearing a leather jacket while smoking? Trying to convince the highschoolers you're a cool college guy?
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That's more or less how my boyfriend ensnared me.[/QUOTE]

I hope he at least had a Camaro or Harley.


#209

Chippy

Chippy

Chazwozel;288038][quote=Allen said:
really? boy have I been doing it wrong.

*throws away a tweed jacket*
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You should put tweed patches on a leather jacket. OH BABY![/QUOTE]

He gets it.


#210

HowDroll

HowDroll

Chazwozel;288038][quote=Allen said:
really? boy have I been doing it wrong.

*throws away a tweed jacket*
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You should put tweed patches on a leather jacket. OH BABY!

---------- Post added at 08:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:42 PM ----------
HowDroll;287993][quote=Chippy said:
You met her while you stood outside the highschool, wearing a leather jacket while smoking? Trying to convince the highschoolers you're a cool college guy?
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That's more or less how my boyfriend ensnared me.[/QUOTE]

I hope he at least had a Camaro or Harley.[/QUOTE]

A Ford Taurus, actually.

But I was 15! Any guy that had wheels was a hottie in my book.


#211

Gusto

Gusto

Me and my best buddy.



#212

Cajungal

Cajungal

:D

You have my saber.

AND MY WRENCH!


#213

Gusto

Gusto

Pretty EXCELLENT.


#214

fade

fade

They said WENCH, not wrench.


#215

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

Cajungal said:
:D

You have my saber.

AND MY WRENCH!
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And my CAPTAIN MORGAN!


#216

ElJuski

ElJuski

haha, drunk Canadians. *claps*

Also, it's ALL about the aviators. MY GOD I LOVE THOSE BABIES


#217

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Chippy said:
Smoking in a leather jacket is like a one way ticket to a girl's vagina.

Aviators are needed.
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*pops her jacket collar and takes another long drag, then casually adjusts her aviators*

Damn right. (really does own a leather jacket and aviators)


#218

Chippy

Chippy

ElJuski said:
Canadians
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Wait,what? What is that?


#219

Fun Size

Fun Size

Chippy;288519][quote=ElJuski said:
Canadians
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Wait,what? What is that?[/QUOTE]

They're like Americans, but they smell of maple syrup.


#220

ElJuski

ElJuski

Chippy;288519][quote=ElJuski said:
Canadians
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Wait,what? What is that?[/QUOTE]

Kind of like a shittier version of us, that live to the north, past those states that nobody gives a shit about like Wisconsin, Michigan, etc


#221

Rob King

Rob King

Two of my friends dressed up as the Hands of Blue for Halloween.



In a group of nearly sixty, I could count on one hand how many people knew who they were. Not unexpected, but certainly sad.

I went as a Food Banker, which I thought was reasonably clever, considering I wasn't going at all until a few hours before the party.



#222



jaythen



I know, I'm late to the game.

That is me in the center (I went as love handles) and two of my co-workers (one is the Halloween fairy and the other is the Orbit Gum girl).


#223

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

Rob King said:
In a group of nearly sixty, I could count on one hand how many people knew who they were. Not unexpected, but certainly sad.
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You think that's bad? Only four people knew what I was. Captain Hammer has a hammer emblem on his shirt. It's so obvious.


#224

Rob King

Rob King

IronBrig4;290647][quote=Rob King said:
In a group of nearly sixty, I could count on one hand how many people knew who they were. Not unexpected, but certainly sad.
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You think that's bad? Only four people knew what I was. Captain Hammer has a hammer emblem on his shirt. It's so obvious.[/QUOTE]

But see ... the hammer is his penis. So it's subtle.

On a more serious note, my friend on the right in the picture of hands of blue would make a pretty decent Dr. Horrible. The other guy would make a good moist. I might be a decent Captain Hammer if I shave this beard ...

That is the plan for next year.


#225

ElJuski

ElJuski

I do this knowing that you assclowns are going to spam half a page being drooling moronic fools...

[/URL]


#226

HowDroll

HowDroll

ElJuski said:
I do this knowing that you assclowns are going to spam half a page being drooling moronic fools...

[/URL]
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#227

ElJuski

ElJuski

inb4 "id fuck that fleshwound"


#228

BananaHands

BananaHands

Because of your avatar, I imagined Brisby saying that. And it made me lol.


#229

HowDroll

HowDroll

ElJuski said:
inb4 "id fuck that fleshwound"
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There aren't any pics of that amazing one on my neck, either! *pouts*


#230

ElJuski

ElJuski

Yeah, we got drunk way to early and I was way more interested in that bunny-girl. WHY WERENT WE MORE PREEMPTIVE WITH PHOTOGRAPHS


#231

HowDroll

HowDroll

ElJuski said:
Yeah, we got drunk way to early and I was way more interested in that bunny-girl. WHY WERENT WE MORE PREEMPTIVE WITH PHOTOGRAPHS
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I was too busy eating brains and you were too busy trying to pick up other chicks.

Lesson learned for next time.


#232

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

jaythen said:


I know, I'm late to the game.

That is me in the center (I went as love handles) and two of my co-workers (one is the Halloween fairy and the other is the Orbit Gum girl).
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Your co-worker is Anna Faris?



#233

Cajungal

Cajungal

G'AH! God her face always scares me...

That's a cute idea for a costume, jay. :D

Droll, you look great! How'd you learn to do makeup like that?


#234

Gusto

Gusto

BananaHands said:
Because of your avatar, I imagined Brisby saying that. And it made me lol.
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IT'S A NATURAL ELIXIR


#235

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

some of the kids from the early part of the halloween party





Me n Callistarya. She refused to let me wear my renaissance outfits, which is what I usually do every year. I've invested thousands on them, so i try to get as much use out of them as I can. So, instead, I went with 'gross alien head thing'


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