Canada, beer, and you...

[DarkAudit]

[STRIKE]Adam 'Pacman' Jones signs with Winnipeg of the CFL.[/STRIKE]

I'm sorry. On behalf of everyone at West Virginia University, I'm so sorry.

When he left school early, the local paper filed the story under the headline "Don't Let the Door Hit You". The next day, the then-sports editor apologized. Looking back, that same editor has since retracted that apology.

 

[sixpackshaker]

An open apology to Canada

What ever happened to the good old days? When you could be a complete bastard and all that mattered in staying in the NFL was if you could hit harder, run faster, or catch the ball better than the next guy.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

An open apology to Canada

Dude, y'all have got way more worse shit to apologize for than sending sad sack football players to our pathetic league. After Rastafarian Ricky Williams, we really don't care who plays on our teams.

Stop [random political bullshit] like we're your innocent niece, Uncle Sam.

 

[blotsfan]

An open apology to Canada

What ever happened to the good old days? When you could be a complete bastard and all that mattered in staying in the NFL was if you could hit harder, run faster, or catch the ball better than the next guy.

Because he wasn't that good of a player. A nice punt returner, but not good enough on D to justify keeping him with all his troubles.

 

[DarkAudit]

An open apology to Canada

Dude, y'all have got way more worse shit to apologize for than sending sad sack football players to our pathetic league. After Rastafarian Ricky Williams, we really don't care who plays on our teams.

Stop [random political bullshit] like we're your innocent niece, Uncle Sam.

I'm not apologizing on behalf of the country, just my little corner of it. WVU is the school that produced both Pacman and Chris Henry. The two poster boys for Goodell's conduct policy. The first two guys he suspended. These two couldn't go two weeks without being arrested or investigated by police.

Jones is the guy known for his antics at the NBA All-Star weekend in Las Vegas a few years back, where his desire to "make it rain" at a strip club caused a near riot, and a shooting involving one of his posse paralyzed a local security guard for life.

 

[Rob King]

An open apology to Canada

Jones is the guy known for his antics at the NBA All-Star weekend in Las Vegas a few years back, where his desire to "make it rain" at a strip club caused a near riot, and a shooting involving one of his posse paralyzed a local security guard for life.

Neutering him should help with the housebreaking.

 

[HoboNinja]

An open apology to Canada

Dude, y'all have got way more worse shit to apologize for than sending sad sack football players to our pathetic league. After Rastafarian Ricky Williams, we really don't care who plays on our teams.

Stop [random political bullshit] like we're your innocent niece, Uncle Sam.

Duh you aren't our niece, you are our hat.

 

[Jay]

An open apology to Canada

The CFL, The NFL reject's holy grail.

 

[Frank]

An open apology to Canada

Fuck the Blue Bombers.

Fuck them up their blue asses.

Eskies for life shitsocks!

Eskimos aren't too terribly for once in a long time.

 

[DarkAudit]

Looks like they're not signing him after all.

This thread is now about Canadian beer.

Watch out for Elsinore beer. They tend to have mice in the bottle.

 

[Jay]

Shenanigans!

 

[Roxxoredizorz]

An open apology to Canada

Fuck the Blue Bombers.

Fuck them up their blue asses.

Eskies for life shitsocks!

Eskimos aren't too terribly for once in a long time.

Fuck the Eskimos.

Fuck them up their gay MEN cheerleader asses.

Stampeders FOREVER!

 

[drawn_inward]

Canada has football? I didn't know y'all played sports that didn't involve ice.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

Fuck the Stampeders

The Renegades are where it's at, on the leading edge of vanishing off the face of the earth. You'll see. The CFL will follow them shortly. :\

 

[Frank]

An open apology to Canada

Fuck the Blue Bombers.

Fuck them up their blue asses.

Eskies for life shitsocks!

Eskimos aren't too terribly for once in a long time.

Fuck the Eskimos.

Fuck them up their gay MEN cheerleader asses.

Stampeders FOREVER![/QUOTE]

Nothing a Calgarian can say means anything. You live in Calgary.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

Canada has football? I didn't know y'all played sports that didn't involve ice.

We don't. Our poor synchronized swimmers never seem to survive past their first competition.

 

[checkeredhat]

Canada has football? I didn't know y'all played sports that didn't involve ice.

Yeah, but nobody east of Saskatchewan gives a shit about it.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

In light of him not actually signing in the CFL, I look forward to seeing him in the UFL.

 

[Covar]

you seem to have a great deal of faith that the UFL will actually exist.

 

[Dave]

Looks like they're not signing him after all.

This thread is now about Canadian beer.

Watch out for Elsinore beer. They tend to have mice in the bottle.

Take off, Hoser!

 

[Frank]

I've really started to enjoy Dos Equis. Maybe I should turn in my Canadian card. The ads for it are pure genius too.

I AM SUSCEPTABLE TO ADVERTISING!

 

[Jake]

The bulk of Canadian beer sucks moose nuts. Unibroue makes some kickass stuff, though.

 

[Rob King]

I've really started to enjoy Dos Equis. Maybe I should turn in my Canadian card. The ads for it are pure genius too.

I AM SUSCEPTABLE TO ADVERTISING!

I do not drink beer (yet). But if I did/when I do, I will definitely be checking out Dos Equis, simply because of that ad campaign.

 

[HCGLNS]

The bulk of Canadian beer sucks moose nuts. Unibroue makes some kickass stuff, though.

??? Moose nuts taste nothing like beer. Did you get some shady moose nuts or something?

oh, and

Oski-Wee-Wee!

You CFL West lovin' turf-heads!

 

[Frank]

The bulk of Canadian beer sucks moose nuts. Unibroue makes some kickass stuff, though.

I take it Nashville has a good selection of imported Canadian beer then?

 

[Jake]

The bulk of Canadian beer sucks moose nuts. Unibroue makes some kickass stuff, though.

I take it Nashville has a good selection of imported Canadian beer then?[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't say that. Most of what is available is either the ass-tastic megabrews or the very tasty but expensive stuff like Unibroue. I'd like to sample some of the microbrews that don't make it across the border, but that would entail going to Canada, and who really wants that? :slywink:

But just to back up my statement, here are the top five bestselling beers in Canada (which might surprise some):

1. Budweiser
2. Molson Canadian
3. Labatt Blue
4. Coors Light
5. Molson Dry

Note that I didn't say the bulk of American beer doesn't suck, as well.

 

[Frank]

Those are all terrible beer too. All purchased based on advertising.

I'm way more fond of microbrews such as Brewsters but I'll settle on some Keith's or a Moosehead any time.

Brewsters is really some fantastic stuff. They have a few full on microbrewerys in my home city of Edmonton and a couple elsewhere I think too. They really run the gamut of beer types from light and delicious raspberry ale down to this thick ass shit they call Monk's Barley Wine which makes Guiness seem like Bud.

 

[Rob King]

I just ate at a microbrewery here today, actually. It's called YellowBelly brewhouse. It's basically the only building to survive the Great St. John's fire.

Didn't have any beer, though.

 

[Jake]

I just ate at a microbrewery...

Didn't have any beer, though.

I shouldn't have to point out the fail here.

But I will.

 

[HCGLNS]

Sometimes I really miss the Beer Store. Three hundred brands to choose from everyday and they took empties too.

But on the plus side, free tankards with Keiths for his birthday this year!

 

[Roxxoredizorz]

An open apology to Canada

Fuck the Blue Bombers.

Fuck them up their blue asses.

Eskies for life shitsocks!

Eskimos aren't too terribly for once in a long time.

Fuck the Eskimos.

Fuck them up their gay MEN cheerleader asses.

Stampeders FOREVER![/QUOTE]

Nothing a Calgarian can say means anything. You live in Calgary.[/QUOTE]

I don't live in Calgary. And anyways, look who's talking MISTER CITY OF CHIMPS

 

[Bubble181]

Fact: I have over 300 types of beer in my garage/cellar right now.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

Jake, I can attest to the correctness of your original statement. Unibroue is one of the best we have. I'd move to Quebec just so I can drink La Fin du Monde every morning.

 

[Gurpel]

The bulk of Canadian beer sucks moose nuts. Unibroue makes some kickass stuff, though.

yeah the bulk of american brew is fucking budweiser, holmes. i could say that the majority of stores in america devalue the dollar and employ borderline slave labor in order to crush free enterprise and oppose capitalism, but sometimes you can't judge a category by it's walmarts.

btw for a kickass canadian beer st. ambroise is p. good.