What language should I learn?

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Kind of depends on where you go though, right? If you're planning to be around the Asia/SE Asia corner of the world, then hell yes, learn Chinese, it's everywhere (and so are the Chinese Diaspora). But If Europe/Latin America/S. America is more your style, then no, I guess Chinese won't work that well (although I bet you could get through Vietnam with some French)
 
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I'm sorry Droll, but I think you have your figures wrong. French is NOWHERE near the most widely-spoken foreign language, not even after English.
It used to be. There was a time that French was THE language of diplomacy.

--Patrick[/QUOTE]
Personally I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.
 
I'd suggest Hindi since the Indian economy is rising, and their population is friggin' huge, but they all learn English while growing up. I'd go for Mandarin or Spanish, as well. Though, Arabic wouldn't hurt either.
 
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JCM

I'd suggest Hindi since the Indian economy is rising, and their population is friggin' huge, but they all learn English while growing up. I'd go for Mandarin or Spanish, as well. Though, Arabic wouldn't hurt either.
Believe me, it hurts.

For an american speaker its already hard to grasp having masculine, and feminine forms of nouns (in addition to singular and plural) in Latin-derived languages, imagine having to learn a language where every word has three singular, double and plural forms (masculine-neutral-feminine).

The only thing harder would be Latin.
 
Kind of depends on where you go though, right? If you're planning to be around the Asia/SE Asia corner of the world, then hell yes, learn Chinese, it's everywhere (and so are the Chinese Diaspora). But If Europe/Latin America/S. America is more your style, then no, I guess Chinese won't work that well (although I bet you could get through Vietnam with some French)
Don't forget Africa. A great many African countries are francophonic--France was right down there imperializing with the best of them.

Because, honestly, outside of the Chinese in China and the Indians in India, and perhaps those who have emigrated and their children, you don't have a lot of people learning to speak those languages. It'll be useful to learn if you plan on doing business with these countries, but knowing Mandarin isn't very useful on a global scale when you aren't dealing with the Chinese. However, it's very easy to find people who aren't American who speak English and those who aren't French that speak French.
in the constraints of the OP's question, it's really hard to to suggest that Chinese isn't very useful on the global business scale, especially given the country's purchasing parity. From that standpoint, it's a strange notion to ignore the third largest economy in the world. Yes, French is widely used, but a language sector behind a 4.4 trillion (USD) GDP (nominal) is not inconsequential.[/QUOTE]However his point still stands.

If you want to be a businessman and deal with the Chinese, its a great language, but if you just want a language that will be useful while travelling, Spanish and French will help more, after English.[/QUOTE]

HIS point?! :)
 
Learn to speak French in Canada. Then during your trip to France, have them still be complete assholes because your accent is wrong.

I fucking hate the French.
 

North_Ranger

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I'd suggest Hindi since the Indian economy is rising, and their population is friggin' huge, but they all learn English while growing up. I'd go for Mandarin or Spanish, as well. Though, Arabic wouldn't hurt either.
Believe me, it hurts.

For an american speaker its already hard to grasp having masculine, and feminine forms of nouns (in addition to singular and plural) in Latin-derived languages, imagine having to learn a language where every word has three singular, double and plural forms (masculine-neutral-feminine).

The only thing harder would be Latin.[/QUOTE]

"Finnish, motherfucker. Do you speak it?"
 
Learn to speak French in Canada. Then during your trip to France, have them still be complete assholes because your accent is wrong.

I fucking hate the French.
That would be the Parisians. They somehow think that there rich arts culture justifies them being obnoxious twits to anyone who enters the country, mainly as a reaction to France's decreased influence in a world that is becoming less Euro-centric. Once you leave Paris, people stop being assholes.
 
Learn to speak French in Canada. Then during your trip to France, have them still be complete assholes because your accent is wrong.

I fucking hate the French.
Hear, hear!

I've also had Quebecois tell me how France speaks french wrong. With french, there is no winning. Which explains all the surrendering.
 
learn Kling...
...human language...
...on. nvm.

I suggest Spanish. Its easy and increasingly useful in this country.

Learn the Language of your enemy. It will be extremely useful.
 
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JCM

I'd suggest Hindi since the Indian economy is rising, and their population is friggin' huge, but they all learn English while growing up. I'd go for Mandarin or Spanish, as well. Though, Arabic wouldn't hurt either.
Believe me, it hurts.

For an american speaker its already hard to grasp having masculine, and feminine forms of nouns (in addition to singular and plural) in Latin-derived languages, imagine having to learn a language where every word has three singular, double and plural forms (masculine-neutral-feminine).

The only thing harder would be Latin.[/QUOTE]

"Finnish, motherfucker. Do you speak it?"[/QUOTE]Nope.

*looks at Finnish wiki page*
Finnish ( suomi (help·info), or suomen kieli) is the language spoken by the majority of the population in Finland... bla bla....The morphosyntactic alignment is nominative-accusative; but there are two object cases: accusative and partitive. The contrast between the two is telic, where the accusative case denotes actions completed as intended (Ammuin hirven "I shot (killed) the elk"), and the partitive case denotes incomplete actions (Ammuin hirveä "I shot (at) the elk"). Often this is confused with perfectivity, but the only element of perfectivity that exists in Finnish is that there are some perfective verbs. Transitivity is distinguished by different verbs for transitive and intransitive, e.g. ratkaista "to solve something" vs. ratketa "to solve by itself". There are several frequentative and momentane verb cat-
:eek:

Puts Finnish in his "never want to learn" list
 
Ookay, didn't read through the whole thread, so I guess this is bound to already been posted:

Learn chinese (mandarin preferably), english, spanish and french, and you can get through in the most places on earth.
 
What is Shego's preferred language? Find out and learn it, she may then let you live when she takes over. Either that or kill you last.
 
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Chazwozel

What is Shego's preferred language? Find out and learn it, she may then let you live when she takes over. Either that or kill you last.
Shego's too lazy to even end her loveless relationship in order to maintain financial stability enough to not have to work fulltime and play video games all day. What makes you think she's taking over anything anytime soon. ;)
 
What is Shego's preferred language? Find out and learn it, she may then let you live when she takes over. Either that or kill you last.
Shego's too lazy to even end her loveless relationship in order to maintain financial stability enough to not have to work fulltime and play video games all day. What makes you think she's taking over anything anytime soon. ;)[/QUOTE]

Wow, thank god you winked.
 
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JCM

What is Shego's preferred language? Find out and learn it, she may then let you live when she takes over. Either that or kill you last.
Shego's too lazy to even end her loveless relationship in order to maintain financial stability enough to not have to work fulltime and play video games all day. What makes you think she's taking over anything anytime soon. ;)[/QUOTE]

Wow, thank god you winked.[/QUOTE]:popcorn:
 
What is Shego's preferred language? Find out and learn it, she may then let you live when she takes over. Either that or kill you last.
Shego's too lazy to even end her loveless relationship in order to maintain financial stability enough to not have to work fulltime and play video games all day. What makes you think she's taking over anything anytime soon. ;)[/QUOTE]

Your wit, sir, is a finely honed rapier. Carry on. :)
 
I say you learn Sign Language, but that's just me
The thing is, even that's not universal. Your American Sign Language is different from what they use in, say, the UK or France. Or Finland, for that matter.[/quote]

I believe there are two types of SL American and then there's the universal sign language (I think) just don't learn American, the difference with it is the slang that the ASL uses[/QUOTE]

Well, that's in the States, of course. There's like a gazillion sign languages all over the world, I think. For instance, we have at least two here in Spain. As for the universal one, I don't know how widely it is used in other places, but I can tell you that here no one uses it (I think it is better known in northern Europe).

Although apparently when you're 'fluent' with one of them, you can easily communicate with other SL signers ('speakers'). Kinda like learning Spanish an talking to a portuguese, or dutch and going to germany, but with the whole world and the limited comunity of deaf people who sign.

Also, answering to the OP, learn German. It's kinda useful, shouldn't be too difficult for a native English speaker, and it's cool to learn a declinative language without getting into fucking Finnish :p

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Or Spanish. More useful... but German's cooler, just for the cases and whatnot.
 
Hey hey! Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's cool, but I mean, it's only for real men, right? Like, anyone would go crazy from trying to learn it with 15 cases? C'thulu crazy?

That's what I meant with fucking Finnish. C'thulu Finnish. Goddam, we normal people need to be careful or we'll lose our sanity if we think about this things too much, arright? I understand it is no problem for you, but we could all use some sympathy thank you.



EDIT: Ha! More like an unfrozen, stinky salmon here in the hot weather! :p
 

Shannow

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What is Shego's preferred language? Find out and learn it, she may then let you live when she takes over. Either that or kill you last.
Shego's too lazy to even end her loveless relationship in order to maintain financial stability enough to not have to work fulltime and play video games all day. What makes you think she's taking over anything anytime soon. ;)[/quote]

Wow, thank god you winked.[/QUOTE]


Why?
 
What is Shego's preferred language? Find out and learn it, she may then let you live when she takes over. Either that or kill you last.
Shego's too lazy to even end her loveless relationship in order to maintain financial stability enough to not have to work fulltime and play video games all day. What makes you think she's taking over anything anytime soon. ;)[/quote]

Wow, thank god you winked.[/QUOTE]


Why?[/QUOTE]

Go wander the earth a little longer.
 
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