How many Finns does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb, and the other to complain about how the EU meddles with bulbs, too.
Why did the libertarian cross the road?
To talk to the libertarian cow.
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You seem to have a real soft spot for kids. Do you want kids of your own? How many? Are there any family traditions/memorable pastimes that you'd like to share with them?
Yes, I would. But first I'd have to find someone to help me with that :slywink:
I come from a three-child family, so I would love to have at least two children. Three would be grand, too. If there were four, I'd go through a vasectomy after that (or earlier if the missus was crying uncle).
Family traditions:
- Before my siblings got married and had kids of their own, it was a tradition that we all came together at my parents' home in the country for Christmas. I'm still single, so I spend the holidays with the folks; my sister and her family come for either Christmas Eve or Christmas Day (the other grandparents want to see them, too). My brother and his wife... don't anymore.
- I was in the sea scouts when I was a kid, and my dad was an active parent in the local scout branch as well. Every summer the troop and a number of parents would take
Peikko III ('Troll III'), the branch's motor ship, out to the Åland archipelago for a few days. We would visit uninhabited islands and watch wildlife. And when one of the big cruise liner from Stockholm would come by, we'd beg the parents and troop leaders to take the ship closer so we could all run to the bow and yell like madmen when the
Peikko cut into the waves left by the cruise liner. The bigger the splash, the better ^_^
Say, have I told you about our unisex saunas...?
