Ask Me Anything: Live from Finland, North_Ranger

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North_Ranger

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Yeah. The guy's a real nutjob.

He started as an actual athlete.

Then he went to the States and began his career as a pro wrestler under the alias Ludvig Borga.

Then he came back to Finland.

Then he got elected to the Parliament as a right-wing party member. His first act was to make a speech calling the President a lesbian.

Then he got arrested. First for possession of an illegal firearm (if memory serves), and now he's getting the rap for possession of drugs.

In all honesty, singing doesn't even begin the list of what this guy should never do.
 

North_Ranger

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What's your favorite sport to watch?
Uhhhh... None. I don't have a favourite team, nor do I particularly car for hockey, Formula One or winter sports which are basically the only kinds of sports that get any kind of major coverage in here.

Does Formula One even count as a sport...?


What's your favorite sport to participate in?
Not much of a team player, so none... But I do enjoy swimming.
 
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Does Formula One even count as a sport...?

Dude... yes![/quote]

Dude. It's sitting. In a car. And driving.

The only vaguely sports-like element in it is the danger of serious bodily harm. By that definition, throwing eggs at skinheads counts as a sport, too.[/quote]

yes but it's driving the fastest cars in the world, the G-forces are enough that their necks has to be able take 24 kg strains in the most turns. They lose about 3kg bodyweight during the race and they have to be able to react in a fraction of a second during the whole race. I don't know alot of sports where there is such a strain on the body.

http://www.f1technical.net/articles/1125

and for a question;

who would you chose for president of the EU (provided off course that we had a choise)
 

North_Ranger

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I still don't think it counts as sports to drive around, whether with a steam-powered buggy or with a frickin' rocket-engine shoved up your keister :p

who would you chose for president of the EU (provided off course that we had a choise)
In all honesty, I don't know. The whole President of the EU and its related issues have started sounding so much like a clusterfuck to me that I simply don't see the whole issue resolving without Hypnotoad getting an MP seat.

Purely theoretically... most likely the Finnish candidate, if there was one. Martti Ahtisaari has a pretty decent track record, for instance.
 

North_Ranger

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How are you going to spend Christmas?
Unless something truly dramatic and world-shattering happens, I'll be spending the holidays as I've always done (well, save for that one time in the army): drive 50 miles to my parents' home in the countryside for a family Christmas. I'm the only single child in the family, so my presence is pretty much expected. With any luck, my sister and her family will join us either for Christmas Eve (when we get to open our prezzies, NYAH! :p), or for Christmas Day if they've spend the Eve with the other set of in-laws. My brother and his wife ain't showing. Again. Usually I stay until Boxing Day or a little later, though I try to make it back home by New Year's Eve.

Oh, and for the person who's given the arduous task of being my Secret Santa: no worries if you're thinking something NSFW. I'll open that package when I get back home ;)
 

North_Ranger

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How do you expect to spend new year's eve?
If I manage to escape spending it in another get-together at my aunt's "summer cabin"... most likely teasing the Americans here by sending messages FROM THE FUTURE, THE YEAR 2010! Or I might actually go out and see what's happening downtown.
 

North_Ranger

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Oh there's more than one...

Laihdutus, or 'losing weight'. Yes, I know I am fat and I'm doing my best about it, so kindly shut your yap hole about it.

Gradu, 'MA thesis'... for obvious reasons.

But in general, there are a couple of words that really make me hit the Crazy button. Being called a lande, or 'hayseed', for instance. Hearing someone talk out of their ass (eg. Holocaust deniers, people who want Karelia back, street preachers etc.) also tends to get me riled up.
 

North_Ranger

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What's your personal theme song?
That depends entirely on my mood, to be honest.

If I'm feeling full of energy, it's the Nightwish cover version of Over the Hills and Far Away.



If relaxed, Galway Girl by Steve Earle and Sharon Shannon. This song also makes me nostalgic about my exchange year in Limerick, Ireland, because this version was also the de facto theme song of our international student organization, one we'd all be singing at parties.



If a tad spiritual, Vaari-vainaan kannel ('the Kantele of Grandpa Gone') by a Finnish trad/gospel band Suomalainen messu ('the Finnish Mass'). They have no YouTube video, but it's a song about finding an old kantele, a Finnish harp, in Grandma's home, and learning its story. How it was made by Grandpa during the war, promising to bring it home to his young son... but dying before his two-week furlough. The sorrow of the young boy, and how he never learned to play the song... and the singer wondering if s/he'll ever learn to play the beautiful songs of their grandfather. It's one of the few songs that make me cry.

I'll post more when I think of 'em. It's pretty much what comes to mind at a time, my theme music changing according to mood and so on.
 
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Is it true that Finns have a great passion for Tango? I have heard Finland having the most amount of Tango dancers in the world recently, and was wondering if there was any truth to it...
 

North_Ranger

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Is it true that Finns have a great passion for Tango? I have heard Finland having the most amount of Tango dancers in the world recently, and was wondering if there was any truth to it...
It's true. I've never met a Finn who didn't know at least the basics of tango, or at least the name of one or two well-known pieces.

Also, every summer at Seinäjoki they organize the Tango Fair, a dance contest that is televised nationally. Some people find it strange that such a melancholy people as Finns enjoy something as... fierce as tango, but hey, it's a tradition here.

Heck, even I've danced some tango... but that was over a decade ago.

Here's some samples of Finnish tango:

Satumaa ('Land of Fairy Tales') by Unto Mononen


Liljankukka ('Lily Flower') by Toivo Kärki


Rannalla ('On the Shore') by Arja Koriseva
 

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Huh, I just found out that Finnish is not in the Indo-European language family. That's odd.
 

North_Ranger

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Huh, I just found out that Finnish is not in the Indo-European language family. That's odd.
The fact that Finnish doesn't even remotely look or sound like an IE language had escaped you this long, huh? :p

But yes, you are currect. Finnish, Estonian, a baker's dozen of ethnic languages in Russia, Hungarian... all belong to the Finno-Ugric language family.

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If I ever put a quote into my sig, that would be the one.
DO EET! :rofl:
 
I've never hand the chance to travel to Finland, but it's something I would LOVE to do... not to mention that the more I learn about them, historically, the more badass they get. Fat props, yo.

Hrmm... I'ma ask you something that tends to bug me when people ask it. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Also, stick to your guns, boyo. You strike me as the kind of person that women start flocking to a little later. Like a fine whiskey, age adds flavor, but sometimes the palate needs to mature to enjoy, first. (Or something like that... don't mind me... just working 14 hour days here... *headdesk*)
 

North_Ranger

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I've never hand the chance to travel to Finland, but it's something I would LOVE to do... not to mention that the more I learn about them, historically, the more badass they get. Fat props, yo.

Hrmm... I'ma ask you something that tends to bug me when people ask it. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Also, stick to your guns, boyo. You strike me as the kind of person that women start flocking to a little later. Like a fine whiskey, age adds flavor, but sometimes the palate needs to mature to enjoy, first. (Or something like that... don't mind me... just working 14 hour days here... *headdesk*)
Thanks for the props, Charon. I know it's bad form tooting one's (nation's) own horn, but have you also come across the Hakkapeliitat? In Finland, they pretty much have a reputation for being as bad-ass motherfuckers as humanly possible.

In 10 years... Hmmmm... Teaching English at a high school, hopefully in Turku or somewhere nearby. At summers I'll perform at the Medieval Market, and hopefully I will have a wife/fiancée/girlfriend who shares some of my geeky quirks. I also hope not to be going bald like men in my family unfortunately tend to do.

And thanks for the compliment. I wouldn't have thought of the influence of 14-hour days, not unless you had compared me to a fine cheese instead :p
 
I was familiar with the Hakkapeliitat, although not their name, through the novel 1632 and my subsequent research on Gustavus Adolphus. Any unit whose battle cry is "Hack them down!" is made of refined epic badassery.

As Finland is a (relatively) young nation, at least as an independent one, is there more of a cultural identity? Less? I mean, Americans (on the whole) are generally regarded as having a strong national identity (America! Fuck yeah! *rolls eyes*) at the expense of their international one. How do you feel Finland rates on that scale?

Also: Should I add Suomi to my (slowly growing) list of languages? This would be one of those "because it's there," things, rather than as a need for anything immediately useful to my daily life (like Spanish... *rolls eyes again*)
 

North_Ranger

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Hmmmh... Lost a long answer yesterday in the mini-wipe. I'll try to answer you again ;)

I was familiar with the Hakkapeliitat, although not their name, through the novel 1632 and my subsequent research on Gustavus Adolphus. Any unit whose battle cry is "Hack them down!" is made of refined epic badassery.
No argument there ;) Incidentally, that battle cry is still heavily in use today, albeit in ice hockey games rather than on battlefields. So it's the same amount of blood but with blunt tools ;)

As Finland is a (relatively) young nation, at least as an independent one, is there more of a cultural identity? Less? I mean, Americans (on the whole) are generally regarded as having a strong national identity (America! Fuck yeah! *rolls eyes*) at the expense of their international one. How do you feel Finland rates on that scale?
Hmmm... That's a doozy of a question to answer, Charon. First of all because such a thing as cultural identity is quite subjective, and not much quantifiable. Also, we are talking about two very different countries here, both in terms of size and political tradition.

On the whole, however, I would think Finland has maintained a healthy cultural identity. Such outsider phenomena as Halloween have landed here, of course, but on the whole I would say that traditions, the school system (state-run, EL GASPO!) and certain base cultural concepts - such as sisu and the 'miracle of the Winter War' - maintain a distinctive culture. There's some criticism to it, of course: Finns tend to look back at the wars, even mythologize them, and likely because of the country having been ruled by outsiders (Swedes and Russians) from the 12th century to 1917, there remains a certain level of intolerance towards foreigners. This kind of parochialism has lessened, of course, what with travel and such.

I don't know if Finns go "Finland fuck yeah!" in general. We take pride in certain things and may get pissed off if, for instance, mistaken for Vikings GRRR!! But on the whole, Finns tend to be a little self-deprecating about their country, or play the stereotypes people have for laughs. Living next-door to you-know-who, especially during the Cold War, does not really lend itself to international asshattery, pardon my French ;)

Also: Should I add Suomi to my (slowly growing) list of languages? This would be one of those "because it's there," things, rather than as a need for anything immediately useful to my daily life (like Spanish... *rolls eyes again*)
Is there a reason why you shouldn't? ;) But if you want reasons, I'll give you some:
- Tolkien used Finnish as one of his influences when inventing the Elvish languages.
- I've been told Finnish is beautiful when spoken.
- Plus, Finnish is just about the most creative language when it comes to cursing. Observe, if you please: Jumalauta, senkin vitun kullinlutkuttaja paskamaha! Paina kuule joulukuusi sivuttain perseeseesi ja vingu, senkin saatanan tikkukyrpä ruskean kielen ritari! I advise you not to translate, though ;)
 

Cajungal

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Favorite Christmas food?

Favorite Christmas song?

Favorite Christmas memory?

What do you want most for Christmas?

What goes on top of your christmas tree? Do you have a favorite ornament?

Do you have a favorite Christmas movie/story?

Do you have any dorky Christmas sweaters?
 

North_Ranger

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Favorite Christmas food?
Mom's meatballs. Yummy ;) But if you mean an actual Christmas dish... liver casserole with cranberry sauce. And, of course, ham (we have ham instead of turkey).

Favorite Christmas song?
Soihdut sammuu, a Finnish song about elves coming out for a Christmas feast. I'll be honest with you, most Christmas songs I hate. The religious ones make me feel guilty (being an agnostic), and most of the rest are just pure annoyance.

In English, I'd go with Do They Know It's Christmas - if for no other reason than it keeps playing in the radio and its message.


Favorite Christmas memory?
That's a hard question, since in our family we spend the holidays pretty much the same way every year. I come to my parents' place in the countryside for the holidays, my sister and her family come either on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day and visit the other set of in-laws on the other - and my bro and his wife do a no-show :( The only difference from childhood is that I have to drive there first.

But I do remember a few Christmases where I made both my sister and her kids happy (I think I've already told you this one): because I could not think of anything what to get the kids, I made them a "gift certificate" to take them to a movie of their choice. It was a perfect gift: I got to see movies like Shark's Tale and Narnia, my niece and nephew got to see a movie, and my sister and her hubby got some time alone.

Of course, then they hit puberty... and Unca Mikko ain't cool no more :(

What do you want most for Christmas?
To be honest? Getting this goddamn MA Thesis done. But it's a gift I can only give myself... and I've been having the worst writer's block. *sighs*

What goes on top of your christmas tree? Do you have a favorite ornament?
A silver star. And no, not really. I do have something I really like seeing: a nativity scene I made with my parents when I was still in kindergarten. Maria and Joseph made out of tiny baby dolls dressed in pieces of cloth, Joseph's beard done with a Magic Marker :p The angels, the animals and the Three Wise Men were all old Christmas decorations. Seeing it always brings me a warm, fuzzy feeling.

Do you have a favorite Christmas movie/story?
Scrooged. Hands down ;)

Do you have any dorky Christmas sweaters?
Not a tradition here. Finnish Christmas is about peace and quiet with the family, not about dorkiness. But I may have a picture of yours truly in reindeer horns and clown nose from our international students' Christmas par-teh in Limerick in 2007.
 
Are you familiar with the a cappella group Rajaton? Strangely enough, they're fairly popular here in Newfoundland, and I just learned that they'll be here again this spring.
 

North_Ranger

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Are you familiar with the a cappella group Rajaton? Strangely enough, they're fairly popular here in Newfoundland, and I just learned that they'll be here again this spring.
In all honesty, no. An a cappella group singing cover songs... it doesn't ring a bell. As you may have guessed, they're not really a group that goes mainstream ;)

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How many fins do you have?
Enough to beat up people who keep making that lame pun :twisted:
 

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Does this scene from Earth Girls are Easy offend you? It offends me, and I'm not even Finnish.

 

North_Ranger

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Nah. Mix-matching bikinis, Dutch music, Swiss yodeling, Norwegian/Swedish accents and Finland just proves me that somebody didn't do their research.
 

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I think they did it on purpose, given the tone of the movie. Plus, Geena Davis follows up by saying that Finland is the capital of Norway.
 

North_Ranger

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I think they did it on purpose, given the tone of the movie. Plus, Geena Davis follows up by saying that Finland is the capital of Norway.
Which was probably an in-joke, considering she used to be married to Renny Harlin.

Would you rather fly or move things with your mind?
Move things with my mind. Then I would purchase a comfortable armchair, sit in it and move that with my mind :D
 
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