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Ask Me Anything: Live from Finland, North_Ranger
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Shadazz
Why the fuck do cats meow? Seriously, couldn't they make any OTHER sound? Fuck.
North_Ranger
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Biological answer: because the feline voicebox is shaped in such a way that cats meow.
Proximity-to-cat answer: because it's so KEEEWWWWT!! KITTYYYYY!!
Snarky answer: Just be glad they don't make reindeer noises.
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darkangel6988
Are you as goodlooking as your Avatar?
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darkangel6988
I can field that one!
No, he looks even better!
[/QUOTE]LOL !
North_Ranger
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Well, I've been told I look cuddly. And when I was a lot skinnier, back in my army days... well, I'd better not tell. It's kinda dirty.
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Well, the baseline picture that Ame shopped - the one where I look like a fat, red-bearded deer going 'WTF?!' at incoming headlights - was taken in Ireland.
But sorry, no O's in my surname.
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Actually, that's completely correct grammatically
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Well, if you insist... This was when I was dating Melina, the Psycho Bitch Queen but didn't yet know she was a Psycho Bitch Queen. The combination of me losing weight + gaining muscle tone + uniform = non-stop sex whenever I got a weekend furlough. Of course, considering the source... *shrugs*
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In retrospect, the Tic-Tac-Toe grid cut into her thigh should have alerted me that something was amiss...HIGH FIVE! Too bad she turned out to be the Psycho Bitch Queen. Didn't her tiara with "SB" written out in rhinestones tip you off?
And AmE's right, you're very cute. ^_^
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darkangel6988
Well, I've been told I look cuddly. And when I was a lot skinnier, back in my army days... well, I'd better not tell. It's kinda dirty.[/QUOTE]
I <3 you North Ranger hehe :wub: Oh and RAWWWWR hehe :blush:
That's all I'm allowed to say u know married ladies have to keep it quiet lol !
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Let's see now...
Black robes. Check.
Leaky candles. Check.
Ugly-ass old book. Check.
Thunderstorm at night... meh.
Badabing, badabang, open thread, yada yada yada.
Ask me stuff if you've got any.
Black robes. Check.
Leaky candles. Check.
Ugly-ass old book. Check.
Thunderstorm at night... meh.
Badabing, badabang, open thread, yada yada yada.
Ask me stuff if you've got any.
Have you seen any snails lately?
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Nope. The last time I saw any snails was at a company dinner last summer. And I ate them.
Are snails a usual food in Finland? They are around here, in catalonia (Im not sure about the rest of Spain, I guess they are too), but I woudn't eat them even if they payed me.
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Are snails a usual food in Finland? They are around here, in catalonia (Im not sure about the rest of Spain, I guess they are too), but I woudn't eat them even if they payed me.[/QUOTE]
Absolutely not. But it was a company dinner for the office's top sellers, and the bosses suggested we all try something new at this nice, a bit high-end place we were dining in. So we all took snails.
Won't be eating those again. The snails were like eating lumps of cartilage.
Are snails a usual food in Finland? They are around here, in catalonia (Im not sure about the rest of Spain, I guess they are too), but I woudn't eat them even if they payed me.[/QUOTE]
Absolutely not. But it was a company dinner for the office's top sellers, and the bosses suggested we all try something new at this nice, a bit high-end place we were dining in. So we all took snails.
Won't be eating those again. The snails were like eating lumps of cartilage.[/QUOTE]
yuck...At least you were brave enough to try them...
This makes me thinki of an anecdote. My grandmother had a bus business and the drivers and workers in general prepared a very special birthday surprise for my grandfather. A "Snail banquet". SNails and snails and just snails to eat. He ate and tried to look happy, but he was sick for a week after that...
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Pretty much, yeah. But I managed to wash their taste off.
WITH A STEAK!
WITH A STEAK!
Real men wash everything with steak.
Meh, I just like to watch living snails slowly crawling on walls and leafs and stuff.
I call snails "escargot", because it describes a specific dish, which is basically snails cooked in butter and then served back in the shell. If I ate something different, say snails cooked and served with pasta and tomato sauce, I'd probably call it "spaghetti with snails", but I'm pretty sure I woudln't be able to get any of my family to eat it. I had a hard enogh time getting everyone to try the beef heart stew.
I've had escargot a few times. The snails I had were tender, and tasted like garlic butter. The snail flesh itself, if it had a flavor, was completely drowned out by the butter.
I've had escargot a few times. The snails I had were tender, and tasted like garlic butter. The snail flesh itself, if it had a flavor, was completely drowned out by the butter.
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Chazwozel
Eating snails is no different than eating oysters or clams. Just saying...
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I like to call it 'revitalization'.
Only if people want to ask the original posters things. Do you?
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*breaks the rusty old lock*
Eh, for the hell of it.
Eh, for the hell of it.
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Because I've been too tired to make one. And also I haven't been able to celebrate it... couldn't find any Smithwicks 
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CajunGal or Gusto, I think.
Or maybe some manner of fusion of those. A CajunGusto, if you will.
I'd run this place to the ground faster than a blind muskrat piloting a 747.
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