Ask me anything and I will answer with a lie.

[Hylian]

That's right you can ask me anything and I will answer it! Sure it ll be with a lie but hey a good lie is better than the boring truth right? They say the truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.

 

[Cajungal]

Do you like me?

 

[Hylian]

Do you like me?

No I do not

 

[Cajungal]

What do you REALLY do for a living?

 

[Hylian]

What do you REALLY do for a living?

I trap orphaned children and train them to be hunted for sport.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

How many women have you smurfed? Who was your favorite?

 

[Hylian]

How many women have you smurfed? Who was your favorite?

5,001,089,098.09 women and my favorite was Mother Teresa

 

[fade]

Who was the 0.09?

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

Was 0.07 of 0.09 one of them?

 

[phil]

Why you gotta do a thing?

 

[Adam]

Are you lying right now?

 

[Hylian]

Who was the 0.09?

A microorganism from the tenth dimension

Was 0.07 of 0.09 one of them?

maybe

Why you gotta do a thing?

Because my life has been predestined by my future children

Are you lying right now?

Is my mouth open?

 

[Adam]

Who was the 0.09?

A microorganism from the tenth dimension

Was 0.07 of 0.09 one of them?

maybe

Why you gotta do a thing?

Because my life has been predestined by my future children

Are you lying right now?

Is my mouth open?[/QUOTE]

is that a lie or a dodge?

 

[Hylian]

is that a lie or a dodge?

I never would lie unless my life was on th eline or if it had been predestined by another