Are you a spy?
Are your national secrets are belong to me.
Hrm..this is a hard one. I liked most of his Michael Jackson parodies...I really liked the American Pie parody...White and Nerdy is awesome...I just like Weird Al 0_o
What's your best/nicest experience in China? What's your worst?
This is also a hard one. Id say some of my most fondest memories were from Huangshan---aka Yellow Mountain in the Anhui province of China. I think just the sheer beauty of it imprinted itself on my memory. I spent several days there---saw from truly amazing sights--rather than tell you about them, I'll simply show you some of my favorite pictures that I took where there:
As far as bad experiences...hmm. I don't really often have experiences in China that I could label as terrible, but I do have plenty of minor annoyances. Oddly enough, 95% of them happen when I'm visiting Beijing. I find Beijing to give me a heap load of more trouble than Tianjin or Wuhan ever did. For example, It's a common occurrence for my friends and I to watch as empty taxis roll right by you or outright ignore you . From what I've heard, Beijing taxi drivers are avoiding foreigners for fear of swine flu--although in Tianjin this has never happened to me. I've had hotels in Beijing refuse me because they apparently don't take foreigners. I had another hotel have issue that I was staying with my girlfriend because we weren't related. I've had taxi drivers, leaning against their taxis, smoking a cigarette, tell me to take a bus when I ask them to drive me somewhere.
There are other annoyances that are common throughout China--such as the constant need for bargaining. You can be pretty much assured that the first price you're given is much higher than the real price. Hell, I went to a Gome (国美电器) electronics store a couple months ago to buy a new TV. I was looking at a nice Samsung HD TV for 6,400RMB---after my girlfriend, who apparently breathes dragon fire, argued with the guy, I got the price down to 5,200RMB and free delivery on the same day (for reference, current exchange rate of 6.8RMB to 1 USD). While it's great I got the price down, It's somewhat annoying to have to bargain while even going to larger stores. Plus you can't forget the laowai (foreigner) tax--essentially your white face automatically jacks up the price even higher than what they'd do to other Chinese--so it helps to either know the value of what you're trying to buy, or have some Chinese with you.
Which brings me to another annoyance...there's a lot of Chinese who feel that if they're Chinese, and you're Chinese, you must automatically support each other over a foreigner. Period. Doesn't matter if you're being a jackass or you're ripping someone off--you must support. On more than one occasion a Chinese person asked my girlfriend in Chinese (thinking I didn't understand) to help them cheat me and get me to pay a higher price. Of course, my girlfriend refused but it irked me the same.
Another example: We were taking a taxi from my apartment to E-mart to go to a restaurant for dinner. A trip to E-mart typically costs around 11.40-13.00RMB. This particular taxi that we took decided he'd take us the looong way around. Halfway through the trip we questioned his particular route. He quickly became defensive, claiming he didnt know another way. My girlfriend claimed that it should only cost 13RMB going the other way--to which he countered that it wouldn't--it would cost 15RMB, thus proving he's a lying scumbag and did actually know another way. By the time we got to E-mart the bill was at 22RMB..we refused to pay, he got angry, and we called the police and waited for them to come. Another taxi driver, seeing the commotion came up and started shouting at my girlfriend saying that she was making Chinese people lose face, supporting a foreigner instead of another Chinese--to which she said that it doesnt matter if she's chinese and he's chinese--that I was her boyfriend and that was it. Thankfully the police sided with us and we paid 13RMB, but that kind of attitude annoys me to no end.
But these honestly, are relatively minor annoyances. For the most part life is pretty easy here. You also have a high degree of personal freedom (probably has something to do with not having to fear being sued for looking at someone the wrong way).