Ask Me Stuff, I'm-a Answer Sho' Nuff

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Philosopher B.

I've got mad knowledge
About P-funk
I've been to college
But I never been drunk
So ask me shit
Don't be shy
I'll a-a-answer it
an' I'll do it in rhyme
 
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Philosopher B.

Ask Me Stuff, I'll Answer Sho' Nuff

Andi said:
Why do you rhyme?
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Yo, you might as well ask
A soldier why he fight
Or ask a dingo
Why he bite
I gotta let it out
Everyone got to see
The rhymes from my mouth
The rhymes in me
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Ask Me Stuff, I'll Answer Sho' Nuff

Locke or Hume?

JS Mill or Rousseau?

Liberty or equality?

Freedom or security?

Gentleness or truthfulness?

A good life or happiness?

Stoic or hedonistic?
 
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Philosopher B.

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Andi said:
Was there a time when you didn't rhyme?
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When I was a young boy
Tousled blonde hair
I played with mad toys
On the stairs
I didn't rhyme until
I was olda
Now I'm a rhyme mill
A real rhyme soldja

See rhyme changed my life
Cured my ills
Got rid of my strife
Got rid of my chills
It's just so calming
To rhyme all day
It's like a mad balm
To rhyme what I say
 
Andi

Andi

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What would you do if they came for you? Would you flee or stay to see what you could change with rhymes so strange?
 
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Bubble181 said:
Locke or Hume?

JS Mill or Rousseau?

Liberty or equality?

Freedom or security?

Gentleness or truthfulness?

A good life or happiness?

Stoic or hedonistic?
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Locke got that sass
He got that funk
Hume can kiss my ass
And sniff a skunk

Yo, J S Mill
Looked real cool
Rousseau is a pill
He look like a foo'

Liberty or equality
What the hell
I just need mad quantity
of money, Mel

I need to be free
I need to roam
I need to be me
I got no home

I like being truthful,
I like to tell girls
Hey there, beautiful
Y'all are my world

I want to be happy
I want mad fun
I want to be scrappy
and soak up some sun

I look real stoic
But I'm crazy, too
I'm real heroic
'Cept when I get blue

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Allen said:
Can I call you Philosopher Scrunched-Together-13?
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Call me what you will
Call me what you like
Just call me ill
Or take a hike

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Andi said:
What would you do if they came for you? Would you flee or stay to see what you could change with rhymes so strange?
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Yo, who we talkin' bout?
These people that come
I'd help 'em out
Long as they ain't bums
 
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Philosopher B.

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Allen said:
if you could be the pope of anything, what would you be the pope of and would you be the real deal?
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I'd love to be called
The Pope of Cool
Hang out at malls
Too cool for school

I'd be the real deal
I'd be legit
I never squeal
I never quit

And if you want, Allen
Ah be cool fo' you
Get you anything, man
The stars, the moon

We could be cool together
Cool like ice
We'd be cool foreva
Eternity, to be precise
 
North_Ranger

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You're just another white-boy poser who's trying to "get jiggy with it", aren't you? :p
 
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Ask Me Stuff, I'll Answer Sho' Nuff

Andi said:
Is there anything you refuse to apply in your daily use?
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Yo, I don't like math
I don't do EQUATIONS
Don't need bubbles in my bath
But I'd take an Asian

Bubble181 said:
Can you give me a word that rhymes with orange?
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I don't like that word
It treats me bad
Stabs me like a sword
And leaves me sad

I'd rhyme it for you
If I could
But I'm-a hafta be excused
... 'cause it's fucking impossible

North_Ranger said:
You're just another white-boy poser who's trying to "get jiggy with it", aren't you? :p
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Hey there, Pants fiend
How you been
Taking off them jeans
And givin' 'em a spin

I ain't no stinkin' poser
I swear to God on high
When I say I'm an atheist jokester
You know I'd tell no lie
 
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Andromache

Have you ever seen the curpel on the hill Blorenge?
Have you ever had rhymers angst?
 
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Philosopher B.

North_Ranger said:
Can ye give answers in limericks?
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I will have to say, 'hell yeah, yes'
Limericks are what, I do best
I write 'em all day
In just the same way
As I spit ill rhymes, off my chest

Crone said:
Have you ever seen the curpel on the hill Blorenge?
Have you ever had rhymers angst?
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Yo, yo, yo ...

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Bubble181;259372][quote=Philosopher B. said:
Don't need bubbles in my bath
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Well, pfuh. I don't need you, either :hmpf:[/QUOTE]

Don't take it personal
I ain't that kinda mug
Insults ain't in my arsenal
I ain't no mindless thug

I didn't mean owls
I'm sorry to offend you
So please take my towel
It reads '40' - '42'

Keep it as a gift
Direct from me
I wanna heal this rift
Caused by me

So ask me some stuff,
I'll try to reply
I'm-a answer sho' nuff
'Cause I'm that kinda guy

Word up
 
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