Hello. My name is Avakrvipanfor Von Aofunnipfina from the country of Whatthefuckistan and I would like to offer you a once in a life time opportunity. My father was a foul-mouthed communist who had a lot of enemies. One day he was gunned down by a sour contender of my father's cock fighting circuit. How the chicken managed to get, let alone operate, the gun is beside the point. Before his untimely death my father managed to secure a good sum of money from illegitimate sources (one of which was cock fighting ironically enough) and it is currently within a bank account. However, I am unable to withdraw this money legally as it is currently being tracked by the WPD .Whatthefuckistan Police Depo. (Because we can't afford a whole department we have to have a Depo, much like your walmart. Very good prices).
To make this money available to me, I will need to utilize the legal account of another person. Once I have deposited this illegal money into your account the money will be magically UN-illegal and will be available to me, after you have taken out a 50% compinsation for yourself of course.
All I need to make this transaction work is your bank account number, your social security number, your full name and address, the times you go to the gym, your favorite type of drink at Starbucks, and tell me if you like me in a romantic sort of way.
Your friend and bussiness associate
-Afosnmdfiofna von Bofnoshifmof
To make this money available to me, I will need to utilize the legal account of another person. Once I have deposited this illegal money into your account the money will be magically UN-illegal and will be available to me, after you have taken out a 50% compinsation for yourself of course.
All I need to make this transaction work is your bank account number, your social security number, your full name and address, the times you go to the gym, your favorite type of drink at Starbucks, and tell me if you like me in a romantic sort of way.
Your friend and bussiness associate
-Afosnmdfiofna von Bofnoshifmof
