HF Confessions (Anonymous or Otherwise)

[Gusto]

Okay so I've heard that on other forums' they have these threads. The idea is that I set up an email address:

halforums.secrets(at)gmail.com

...And people can use a verified anonymous email program:

http://www.anonymousfeedback.net/
http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html

...To send me their confessions or requests for advice, which I will post in this thread.

RULES:

1) I will not post anything blatantly illegal.
2) I will not post any outright attacks on other forum members.
3) I will not post anything that is obviously fake or moronic.

Should my personal life/work/school get in the way of updating this thread I may ask a trusted ally to post secrets/confessions in my stead for a while.

I'd love to try to keep this a positive experience for all of us so let's try to keep it civil. I'd also like to avoid letting it degrade too far into creepiness or assholishness, and keep it pretty fun for everyone.

 

[Tinwhistler]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I don't think I've kept any real secrets. My life's mostly an open book.

There's a chinese philosophy that goes something like this:
If there is a thing that you do not wish others to know that you have done, do not do it.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

HF Anonymous Confessions

Well, I've got plenty of secrets. And do you know why they're secret? Because I don't tell anyone about them!

So yeah, count me out. Sorry man.

 

[Fun Size]

HF Anonymous Confessions

Sometimes, I lust after cantaloupe.

...

That wasn't anonymous, was it?

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I don't think I've kept any real secrets. My life's mostly an open book.

This.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

HF Anonymous Confessions

Well, I've got plenty of secrets. And do you know why they're secret? Because I don't tell anyone about them!

So yeah, count me out. Sorry man.

You don't know how this works. You use an anonymous e-mailer so no one knows it's you. Then Gusto posts them, and no one knows it's you. Confession is good for the soul.

 

[Tinwhistler]

HF Anonymous Confessions

Well, I've got plenty of secrets. And do you know why they're secret? Because I don't tell anyone about them!

So yeah, count me out. Sorry man.

If two people know a secret, it is no longer a secret.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

HF Anonymous Confessions

Okay, I admit it! I confess!

It was me.

I did it. It was me all along.

Whew! I feel so much better, now!

 

[Fun Size]

HF Anonymous Confessions

Okay, I admit it! I confess!

It was me.

I did it. It was me all along.

Whew! I feel so much better, now!

So you're gonna clean it up then, right? 'Cause I ain't doing it.

 

[ElJuski]

HF Anonymous Confessions

as expected, Halforum takes a cute little bunny of an idea and smashes its pretty face in. I'll have to think of some good secrets for you Goost

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I sent in a secret.

 

[Hylian]

HF Anonymous Confessions

How can you share a secret? Once it's told it is no longer a secret so if I tell you all my secrets i won't have any secrets left. So I am taking my secrets with me to my grave bwa ha ha ha ha ha :6:

 

[Gusto]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I once stole 200 dollars from my best friend while she was away. I did it because I needed some extra spending money.

.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

HF Anonymous Confessions

gusto post my secret >:[

 

[Gusto]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I have received the obligatory Johnny Cash reference.

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I think one of my cousins is hot.

 

[Jake]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I have received the obligatory Johnny Cash reference.

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I think one of my cousins is hot.

Actually, I think that's a Jerry Lee Lewis reference.

 

[Gusto]

HF Anonymous Confessions

No I mean someone sent me:

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

The cousin one I assume is legit and not a reference.

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

HF Anonymous Confessions

ugh fine i'll send in a real secret if you're not going to post mine, shit

 

[HoboNinja]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I am trying to think of a good one to send in, I really don't have many secrets.

 

[General Specific]

HF Anonymous Confessions

Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess!

 

[Gusto]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I'm severely terrified about coming out to my family. My brother's already know about my sexuality, but no one in my family knows other than them. It's sort of fucking with me. And I really want to come out to them so they can meet my boyfriend. I feel ashamed because I feel like I'm hiding him, and he doesn't deserve that. But still, it's really frightening.

 

[Deschain]

HF Anonymous Confessions

You could always pretend like they knew all along. Fuck with them a little.
'I'm pretty sure you already know my boyfriend etc. etc., I've told you all about him. Anyway, let's have dinner."

and act like everything is normal. Get your brother in on it. Your parents will either be too shocked to protest or too polite to.

 

[Jake]

HF Anonymous Confessions

No I mean someone sent me:

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

The cousin one I assume is legit and not a reference.

Confession: people often don't get my jokes.

 

[Gusto]

HF Anonymous Confessions

This may sound weird, but the secret is olive oil and mayonnaise.
The things you can do with your lover with this, is SICK.

 

[drawn_inward]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I don't think I've kept any real secrets. My life's mostly an open book.

There's a chinese philosophy that goes something like this:
If there is a thing that you do not wish others to know that you have done, do not do it.

I was raised with a similar philosophy: Don't do anything you wouldn't want your mom to know about or put on the front page of the newspaper.

But, I like the idea of anonymous advice. Nice idea gutso, I mean, gustov, gus.
But, seriously, nice idea.

 

[Morgoth]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I once put peanut butter on my nuts and called the dog over... wait? Anonymous?

 

[Gusto]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I think the majority of people on the forum are pathetic. But I still keep reading because it makes me feel great about my life.

.

 

[Krisken]

HF Anonymous Confessions

 

[Gusto]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I wet the bed every once in awhile up until my freshmen year in high school. I tried numerous different medications. Everything from bladder control medication to nasal spray to make me sleep lighter, nothing worked. The only method that works for me is to stop drinking anything 4 to 5 hours before bed.

.

 

[Shegokigo]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I'm reminded of that XKCD strip with the police and the "Yeah, nice try" thing.

I may send a secret, but not really some that I would like to just blurt out.

On the other hand, I do have a few that would be nice to just say out loud to someone. I do like the effort you're putting up here Gusto!

 

[Gusto]

HF Anonymous Confessions

Thanks Sheegs. I'm trying but I dunno if this idea will take off at all.

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I sometimes want to kill myself...just to see what is feels like. The only thing that stops me is I don't want hurt my family.

This is a bad idea.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I'm worried that I might not be as smart as Leela, but I feel relieved knowing that I'm cuter than her

 

[Denbrought]

HF Anonymous Confessions

While you wait for new secrets, you guys may enjoy CaveCanum

 

[Gusto]

HF Anonymous Confessions

Sometimes I have dreams in which I cheat on my girlfriend. A fictional girl will always blackmail me into it. I wake up extremely turned on but feeling guilty.

.

 

[Gusto]

HF Anonymous Confessions

I was arrested when I was thirteen for breaking into the Canadian National Rail yard in Peterborough, Ontario and taking a locomotive engine for a joyride.

Sounds kinda fun!