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Dusty668

Found this article in Google news.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/october-14-2009,34089/

I came up with an amazing word years ago, and I have been trying like hell to get it into the dictionary: procrasturbation. It means “to waste time by pleasuring yourself.” I wrote Merriam-Webster back in 2004—here is the response I got: “Your coinage is clever, but I’m afraid that cleverness is not the criterion on which a word is entered into our dictionaries… For ‘procrasturbate’ to be entered, it will need to appear in a number of well-read print sources for a good number of years. When we’ve collected enough citations for the word, we will enter it into our dictionary.”

I was just wondering if you could help me out with this one, Dan, by using “procrasturbate” in your column.
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“Procrasturbate” is genius, OED, but appearing in my column isn’t going to get it into the dictionary. “Santorum” has appeared in this space and other well-read print sources for years now, and it hasn’t seeped into Merriam-Webster’s yet. I call shenanigans.
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AshburnerX

AshburnerX

It seems like Mr. Savage gets his articles around. I've been reading his stuff over at The Stranger for a few months now.
 
Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

If I ever get a collection of short stories published, I might consider "Schtoinking pantsless" and "procasturbation" as titles.
 
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