Alright fuckers.

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Wasabi Poptart

Maybe we could have Charlie do his JCM imitation again. That was a lot funnier.
 

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Guitar Heroisnotaguitarsimulatorit'safamesimulatorifyoucan'tunderstandthatyou'readouchewhoneedstolearntoplayvideogamesinsteadofjudgethemwhydon'tyougomasturbatetoyourrealguitarwhiletherestofushavefunpushingcoloredbuttonsintimewithpicturesonthescreenwhichisweirdbecauseIthinkItookthesamethingassomekindofmentalfunctiontestinelementaryschool,butwhentheyshapethebuttonslikeaguitarandputsomepictureofadudeplayingguitarinthebackgroundthatyoudon'thavetimetolookatanyway,it'scalledavideogameinsteadNextthingyouknowthey'llmakeSaluteHero,whichwillbeexactlythesameasthathearingtestweallhadtotakewittheancientheadphoneswhereyouraiseyourhandfortheearwherethebeephappened,onlyyou'llhaveamilitaryheaddressshapedcontroller,andyou'llhavetosaluteintimetovariouscommandingofficerswalkingpastyourscreen,andthey'llhaveawhammybartosimulatefancydrillsalutesbutreallyweallknowit'sjusthatoldhearingtestwetookinelementaryschoolAndIknowyou'lltellmejusttojointherealmilitarybutfuckyouIdon'thavethetimeorskillsforbasictrainingandthisisabsolutelythesameasaflightsimulatoreventhoughitsnotbesidesIliketoplaythenaziandhowcouldIpossiblygobackintimeandsaluteHitlerIaskyou?
 

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I know. Not long enough, not enough segmented quotes with boldfacing, and waaaay too few wikipedia references.
 
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crono1224

Bah lets just be happy he is back and not think about the fact he is a Pens fan.
 
In your defense, Guitar Hero IS a shitty game.

Rock Band, on the other hand, is awesome.
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I never felt much difference until I played World Tour and then RB2. RB has a much better difficulty curve. I can play bass/drums on medium or hard and it feels like medium or hard, as opposed to GH's medium-is-expert approach on drums.
 
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chakz

huh didn't know you left. Then again I've been avoiding this place. It eats time.
 
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lafftaff

I lurk more than I comment but I did miss you chaz. Welcome back!
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It's starting to grow on me too. However, I'm waiting for "Humiliate-your-pet-by-forcing-them-to-don-a-Halloween-outfit" avatar week. I think it'd be more of a reflection on me & the pathetic things that make me laugh though.
 
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