Things I heard tonight while Ross played CS:S

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TotalFusionOne

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"GOD DAMMIT"

"SING MOTHER FUCKER, SING!"

"HA HA YOU DIED YOU DIED NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A NEGATIVE SCORE" (in a singsong voice)

"(insert impression of Tim the Toolman Taylor here)"

"YOU CAN'T HIT A LOW C. HIT A LOW C. DO IT! DO IT NOW!"

"CHAAAARRRRGGGEEEEE"

"(Insert Wookie Growl)"

I'll keep you guys posted. This is riveting stuff. Riveting.
 
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TotalFusionOne

Like most men your age you have COMPLETELY ignored the colon.
 
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TotalFusionOne

Did you not read my heartfelt rendition of "So long and thanks for all the sex?"
 
Cajungal

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I did. I laughed HARD and then sent it to the fella. Then he laughed and squirmed bigtime at the "prostate milking" part. :rofl:
 
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TotalFusionOne

Tell him it feels amazing and I have a couple of how-to guides for you both.
 
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TotalFusionOne

I like the fact that a thread about Ross made it to prostate milking in less than fifteen replies.
 
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Speaking of which, I need to find a good adult bookstore in the area.

And CoD is nice, but it's better played on a console. Which neither one of us have. Although I might be getting mine back very soon. CS:S Just has this classic feeling to it. Kinda the same reason I still hop on the Team Fortress servers sometime. That, and I can't afford TF2
 
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TotalFusionOne

I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
 
HoboNinja

HoboNinja

Shegokigo said:
People still play Counter Strike.... :bush:
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Yeah, I play CS:S and CS 1.6 way more than TF2, shit I probably play TFC more than TF2. TF2 is incredibly fun but it just doesn't keep me as enthralled.


Chazwozel;290569][quote=Shegokigo said:
People still play Counter Strike.... :bush:
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I was about to say the same thing. Call of Duty Fo' is where it's at bitches.[/quote]

CoD4 is an incredible game, I didn't really like CoD:WaW and I am not sure what to think about CoD:MW2, they are fucking with a lot of shit in that game and I am going to have to try it before I buy it. Also VCoD and CoD2 need love as well, both amazing game.


TotalFusionOne said:
And CoD is nice, but it's better played on a console.
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I want to slap you, you blaspheming son of a bitch.

FPS games BELONG on PC and that is that, it isn't even a matter of opinion. It is a fact.
 
Denbrought

Denbrought

Lawl, me and my brother tend to get sweary when playing CSS. Strangely it doesn't happen in any other FPS I've played over the years... Must be the ambience.
 
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TotalFusionOne

I want to slap you, you blaspheming son of a bitch.

FPS games BELONG on PC and that is that, it isn't even a matter of opinion. It is a fact.
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One time I got this girl pregnant.

True story, and no this is not about my daughter. I got this girl preggers because she lied about Birth Control. This girl was a total bitch though, like a complete bitch. She was just the "For shits and grins" fuck and I always suggested we wore headphones and fucked to our ipods to "Make it more interesting" when, in fact, I just wanted to never hear her voice again. Ever. Anyway, she got knocked up. Now this girl is a partier. HEAVY partier. And she'd get drunk a lot. So one day she comes up to me all happy and such and said "Heyyyyy! Guess what! We're going to have a kid!"

My fucking stomach drops out.

"GUH WHA" is about as far as I got, but she's all smiling and holding on to my arm and continues on "So I think that we should try again, you and I... Why didn't we work out anyway?" So I think fast, and I come up with the best thing I could. "I'm moving to Tokyo. Already took the job. I leave on Wednesday." What follow was a lot of crying and sobbing and telling me I had to stay and take care of the baby and me saying "No, I can't stay I have a contract but I'll be sure to send you the state mandated $150 a paycheck!" and such. Then her telling me I had to get her a house, and me laughing and showing her the website for child support and exactly what I had to give her and when.

A week later is was taken care of. Should have seen the look on her face when I rolled up a couple of days after.

Think that was wrong? That was just an abortion. The shit you just said about FPS' is just blasphemy.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Jesus holy father of Freddy. TotalFusion, don't leave. I want your children. I promise I won't keep them

You're completely wrong about FPS's though, they only work well on PC. :-P
 
Math242

Math242

TotalFusionOne said:
I want to slap you, you blaspheming son of a bitch.

FPS games BELONG on PC and that is that, it isn't even a matter of opinion. It is a fact.
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One time I got this girl pregnant.

True story, and no this is not about my daughter. I got this girl preggers because she lied about Birth Control. This girl was a total bitch though, like a complete bitch. She was just the "For shits and grins" fuck and I always suggested we wore headphones and fucked to our ipods to "Make it more interesting" when, in fact, I just wanted to never hear her voice again. Ever. Anyway, she got knocked up. Now this girl is a partier. HEAVY partier. And she'd get drunk a lot. So one day she comes up to me all happy and such and said "Heyyyyy! Guess what! We're going to have a kid!"

My fucking stomach drops out.

"GUH WHA" is about as far as I got, but she's all smiling and holding on to my arm and continues on "So I think that we should try again, you and I... Why didn't we work out anyway?" So I think fast, and I come up with the best thing I could. "I'm moving to Tokyo. Already took the job. I leave on Wednesday." What follow was a lot of crying and sobbing and telling me I had to stay and take care of the baby and me saying "No, I can't stay I have a contract but I'll be sure to send you the state mandated $150 a paycheck!" and such. Then her telling me I had to get her a house, and me laughing and showing her the website for child support and exactly what I had to give her and when.

A week later is was taken care of. Should have seen the look on her face when I rolled up a couple of days after.

Think that was wrong? That was just an abortion. The shit you just said about FPS' is just blasphemy.
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BEST POST EVER
 
Baerdog

Baerdog

Math242;290773][quote=TotalFusionOne said:
I want to slap you, you blaspheming son of a bitch.

FPS games BELONG on PC and that is that, it isn't even a matter of opinion. It is a fact.
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One time I got this girl pregnant.

True story, and no this is not about my daughter. I got this girl preggers because she lied about Birth Control. This girl was a total bitch though, like a complete bitch. She was just the "For shits and grins" fuck and I always suggested we wore headphones and fucked to our ipods to "Make it more interesting" when, in fact, I just wanted to never hear her voice again. Ever. Anyway, she got knocked up. Now this girl is a partier. HEAVY partier. And she'd get drunk a lot. So one day she comes up to me all happy and such and said "Heyyyyy! Guess what! We're going to have a kid!"

My fucking stomach drops out.

"GUH WHA" is about as far as I got, but she's all smiling and holding on to my arm and continues on "So I think that we should try again, you and I... Why didn't we work out anyway?" So I think fast, and I come up with the best thing I could. "I'm moving to Tokyo. Already took the job. I leave on Wednesday." What follow was a lot of crying and sobbing and telling me I had to stay and take care of the baby and me saying "No, I can't stay I have a contract but I'll be sure to send you the state mandated $150 a paycheck!" and such. Then her telling me I had to get her a house, and me laughing and showing her the website for child support and exactly what I had to give her and when.

A week later is was taken care of. Should have seen the look on her face when I rolled up a couple of days after.

Think that was wrong? That was just an abortion. The shit you just said about FPS' is just blasphemy.
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BEST POST EVER[/QUOTE]
I guffawed. :spit:
 
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