FUCK YEAH EGGNOG
What do you think I'm drinking while writing this post?
FUCKING EGGNOG
When I make myself cereal in the morning?
I USE FUCKING EGGNOG
When I'm going out and partying?
FUCKING ANY TYPE OF ALCOHOL PLUS FUCKING EGGNOG, BITCHES.
When I'm having sex with my girlfriend?
YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M POURING FUCKING EGGNOG ALL OVER HER AND LICKING THAT SWEET, THICK AND CREAMY NECTAR ALL UP BITCHES. IT'S FUCKING EGGNOG, MOTHERFUCKERS... IT'S A NATURAL AFRODISIAC.
Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring... I don't give a fuck. People who limit themselves to FUCKING EGGNOG during one season a year are probably those candy-ass fucks who save themselves for marriage.
It's FUCKING EGGNOG, motherfuckers. And that shit is as real as it gets.