Things You're Better at Than Your Roomate

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ElJuski

ElJuski

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- Sonic the Hedgehog (the first Sega game, dick. You can take Sonic 2)
- Reading Books
- Pokemon Stadium
- Underwater Basket Weaving (probably)
- Not pulling out the plug to the meat freezer
-Bear Staffs
- Hugging (don't even try to compete!)

EDIT: Beer Staffs, too.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

Being dirty (in terms of environmental cleanliness)
Being dirty (in terms of bodily cleanliness)
Being dirty (in terms of mental cleanliness)
 
BananaHands

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ElJuski said:
- Sonic the Hedgehog (the first Sega game, dick. You can take Sonic 2)
- Reading Books
- Pokemon Stadium
- Underwater Basket Weaving (probably)
- Not pulling out the plug to the meat freezer
-Bear Staffs
- Hugging (don't even try to compete!)

EDIT: Beer Staffs, too.
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I'm only better at Sonic 2 because I was constantly forced to be Tails as a young one.

But here we go:

-Bubble Bobble
-Whiskey Drinkin'
-Louisville Chuggers
-Sleeping with Roommates' girlfriends. (1v0!)
-Pulling out the plug to the meat freezer
-Looking like Colin Farrell
 
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GeneralOrder24

Not being drunk every day
Not drinking all of my roommate's beer
Not being a total dick when I'm drunk
Not asking people for cigarettes when I have cigarettes
Not claiming I'm a neat freak and getting upset for a fork being left in the sink while I leave dirty dishes FULL OF FUCKING FOOD on the stove every night
Having civil discussions with my parents
Tetris
 
Denbrought

Denbrought

Speaking spanish and catalan
Being european
Choosing a good major (he chose... poorly. The holy grail is definitively not English Lit)
 
ElJuski

ElJuski

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PFT you just look like one of those goombas

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These are all recent pictures of me.
 
phil

phil

Bannana hands reminds me of Michael Showalter



and Juksi reminds me of Patton Oswalt


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Also, I am better at my roommate at the following:

Not getting a god damn cat
not having to leave my door open at night because of the god damn cat
not having to worry about the landlord coming over because of the god damn cat
being home more and having to deal with the god damn cat more
getting scratched and bitten more by the god damn cat
using the spray bottle on the god damn cat
cleaning broken glasses that were pushed off my desk by the god damn cat

and making this shit look good.

my roommate is better at repairing headphone cords because the god damn cat chewed through it.
 
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TotalFusionOne

I can tell you what Ross is better at:

Playing CS:S
Playing L4D
Framerates.
Having a degree.
Forcasting.

I don't want to play the other way :\
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Oh, my roommate is my little brother... lemme see....

-cooking
-cleaning hair out of the drain :eek:rly:
-taking a shower that is a reasonable length of time
-Morrowind
-finishing the leftovers so they don't go to waste
-COVERING a container in the fridge instead of just PLACING saran wrap over the top lightly.... (argh)

-Strangely, not ukulele. He picked up my instrument the other day and just started strumming perfectly... but then, he can do that with almost any instrument.
 
J

jasonisgreat

Spending money
Hating pet rabbits
Initiating day sex
Third person shooters
First person shooters
Risk
Life (the board game)
Operation
Getting shit done around the condo

Things she is better at:
LittleBigPlanet
Not hating pet rabbits
Initiating morning sex
Scrambled eggs
Scrabble
Dominos
Life (not the board game)
Finishing college
Making money
 
BananaHands

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phil said:
Bannana hands reminds me of Michael Showalter



and Juksi reminds me of Patton Oswalt


---------- Post added at 10:08 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:58 AM ----------

Also, I am better at my roommate at the following:

Not getting a god damn cat
not having to leave my door open at night because of the god damn cat
not having to worry about the landlord coming over because of the god damn cat
being home more and having to deal with the god damn cat more
getting scratched and bitten more by the god damn cat
using the spray bottle on the god damn cat
cleaning broken glasses that were pushed off my desk by the god damn cat

and making this shit look good.

my roommate is better at repairing headphone cords because the god damn cat chewed through it.
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This guy. ^

I like this guy.
 
R

rabbitgod

Well my room mate is my wife, so:

-Reaching things on the top shelf
-Lifting heavy stuff
-Not being a scrawny girl
 
ElJuski

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@ the Showalter / Oswalt thing.

I wish I had the Surprised / Angry Allen face shots for those...
 
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