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- Sonic the Hedgehog (the first Sega game, dick. You can take Sonic 2)
- Reading Books
- Pokemon Stadium
- Underwater Basket Weaving (probably)
- Not pulling out the plug to the meat freezer
-Bear Staffs
- Hugging (don't even try to compete!)

EDIT: Beer Staffs, too.

English
Not walking around in underwear
Not slamming every bloody door in the house

Being funny

Having a vagina.

Cleaning up dog shit in the house (I have become a pro at this)

Being dirty (in terms of environmental cleanliness)
Being dirty (in terms of bodily cleanliness)
Being dirty (in terms of mental cleanliness)

Spelling out funny words with people's intestines.

multitasking
English vocabulary
cooking

Everything

<--- lives alone

ElJuski said:

- Sonic the Hedgehog (the first Sega game, dick. You can take Sonic 2)
- Reading Books
- Pokemon Stadium
- Underwater Basket Weaving (probably)
- Not pulling out the plug to the meat freezer
-Bear Staffs
- Hugging (don't even try to compete!)

EDIT: Beer Staffs, too.

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I'm only better at Sonic 2 because I was constantly forced to be Tails as a young one.

But here we go:

-Bubble Bobble
-Whiskey Drinkin'
-Louisville Chuggers
-Sleeping with Roommates' girlfriends. (1v0!)
-Pulling out the plug to the meat freezer
-Looking like Colin Farrell

Not being drunk every day
Not drinking all of my roommate's beer
Not being a total dick when I'm drunk
Not asking people for cigarettes when I have cigarettes
Not claiming I'm a neat freak and getting upset for a fork being left in the sink while I leave dirty dishes FULL OF FUCKING FOOD on the stove every night
Having civil discussions with my parents
Tetris

drawn_inward said:

Not walking around in underwear

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Ooh, that too.

Speaking spanish and catalan
Being european
Choosing a good major (he chose... poorly. The holy grail is definitively not English Lit)

GeneralOrder24 said:

Not being a total dick when I'm drunk

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I hate it when im a dick to myself when drunk.

BananaHands;290687][quote=drawn_inward said:

Not walking around in underwear

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Ooh, that too.[/QUOTE]

You people love it. And fuck you, I look like Collin Ferrel SO hardcore!



especially when I'm just in my skivvies.

ElJuski;290692][quote=BananaHands;290687][quote=drawn_inward said:

Not walking around in underwear

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Ooh, that too.[/QUOTE]

You people love it. And fuck you, I look like Collin Ferrel SO hardcore!



especially when I'm just in my skivvies.[/QUOTE]

Bullshit. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

PFT you just look like one of those goombas

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These are all recent pictures of me.

Bannana hands reminds me of Michael Showalter



and Juksi reminds me of Patton Oswalt


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Also, I am better at my roommate at the following:

Not getting a god damn cat
not having to leave my door open at night because of the god damn cat
not having to worry about the landlord coming over because of the god damn cat
being home more and having to deal with the god damn cat more
getting scratched and bitten more by the god damn cat
using the spray bottle on the god damn cat
cleaning broken glasses that were pushed off my desk by the god damn cat

and making this shit look good.

my roommate is better at repairing headphone cords because the god damn cat chewed through it.

Not having a roommate!

I can tell you what Ross is better at:

Playing CS:S
Playing L4D
Framerates.
Having a degree.
Forcasting.

I don't want to play the other way :\

Existing...

Living.

Oh, my roommate is my little brother... lemme see....

-cooking
-cleaning hair out of the drain rly:
-taking a shower that is a reasonable length of time
-Morrowind
-finishing the leftovers so they don't go to waste
-COVERING a container in the fridge instead of just PLACING saran wrap over the top lightly.... (argh)

-Strangely, not ukulele. He picked up my instrument the other day and just started strumming perfectly... but then, he can do that with almost any instrument.

Spending money
Hating pet rabbits
Initiating day sex
Third person shooters
First person shooters
Risk
Life (the board game)
Operation
Getting shit done around the condo

Things she is better at:
LittleBigPlanet
Not hating pet rabbits
Initiating morning sex
Scrambled eggs
Scrabble
Dominos
Life (not the board game)
Finishing college
Making money

Existing.

POSTING

Charlie Dont Surf said:

POSTING

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Unfortunately.

I wish you guys were TIED.

phil said:

Bannana hands reminds me of Michael Showalter

and Juksi reminds me of Patton Oswalt

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Also, I am better at my roommate at the following:

Not getting a god damn cat
not having to leave my door open at night because of the god damn cat
not having to worry about the landlord coming over because of the god damn cat
being home more and having to deal with the god damn cat more
getting scratched and bitten more by the god damn cat
using the spray bottle on the god damn cat
cleaning broken glasses that were pushed off my desk by the god damn cat

and making this shit look good.

my roommate is better at repairing headphone cords because the god damn cat chewed through it.

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This guy. ^

I like this guy.

Gusto;290886][quote=Charlie Dont Surf said:

POSTING

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Unfortunately.

I wish you guys were TIED. [/QUOTE]

Yeah, I like Kissinger, too.

Well my room mate is my wife, so:

-Reaching things on the top shelf
-Lifting heavy stuff
-Not being a scrawny girl

I'm talking quality, not quantity.

Charlie Dont Surf said:

I'm talking quality, not quantity.

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I'm out.

Charlie Dont Surf said:

I'm talking quality, not quantity.

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Style does not make up for lack of substance.

@ the Showalter / Oswalt thing.

I wish I had the Surprised / Angry Allen face shots for those...

Kissinger;290981][quote=Charlie Dont Surf said:

I'm talking quality, not quantity.

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Style does not make up for lack of substance.[/QUOTE]

Form over function.

Drinking
Wiring
Electronics (hard wiring apartment, cable, etc)stereos, car media, etc), computers (hardware, netowrking, etc)
...pretty much anything involving tools
PC gaming
being a total badass

BananaHands said:

Spelling the word, roommate

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Kissinger and CDS are real life roommates? Really?

Walking upright
having opposable thumbs

He is better at:
Sleeping all day
Licking his own scrotum. Until I had them removed.

drawn_inward said:

BananaHands said:

Spelling the word, roommate

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Kissinger and CDS are real life roommates? Really?

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Where you been? This is old news, dude!

You and your brother have a weird relationship sixpackshaker...... :bush:

Dave;291089][quote=drawn_inward said:

BananaHands said:

Spelling the word, roommate

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Kissinger and CDS are real life roommates? Really?

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Where you been? This is old news, dude! [/QUOTE]

And if anyone knows old news, it's Dave!

Dave;291089][quote=drawn_inward said:

BananaHands said:

Spelling the word, roommate

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Kissinger and CDS are real life roommates? Really?

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Where you been? This is old news, dude! [/QUOTE]

I don't know how I missed that. That explains quite a bit.

HEEEEEEEY OOOH!

Cooking rice.

Driving.
Managing money.
Skiing.

That's pretty much it though, my wife beats me handily in everything else, including WoW

playing games
reading
researching info
surfing the internet
Finding cheap deals

Posting on this forum.

Or is that really better?

Well you DO it better than she does. This never was "things that ARE better to do".

Yes, it's true, we're roommates. I didn't want to make a deal of it early since ya'll thought we were the same person ENOUGH anyways.

Gusto said:

Existing.

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INFRINGEMENT.... i request reparations...

Wearing awesome t-shirts all the time
Not blowing all my money on McQugh's
Not having a meal branded for me at the mexican place

Ironically, I'm better at setting up computer networks and hardware than my roommate, but he's the one with an IT degree.

(course, I'm now persuing the same degree)

ElJuski said:

@ the Showalter / Oswalt thing.

I wish I had the Surprised / Angry Allen face shots for those...

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I'm trying to think of things that I'm better at than CDS but I can't think of anything to say without sounding like a jerk!

Allen said:

@ the Showalter / Oswalt thing.

I wish I had the Surprised / Angry Allen face shots for those...

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http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7991/hello.png[/QUOTE]

Fuck YES.

Kissinger said:

I'm trying to think of things that I'm better at than CDS but I can't think of anything to say without sounding like a jerk!

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You're better at reading and first person shooters and cooking

GeneralOrder24 said:

Not being drunk every day
Not drinking all of my roommate's beer
Not being a total dick when I'm drunk
Not asking people for cigarettes when I have cigarettes
Not claiming I'm a neat freak and getting upset for a fork being left in the sink while I leave dirty dishes FULL OF FUCKING FOOD on the stove every night
Having civil discussions with my parents
Tetris

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Your roommate sounds like a real peach....

Things I am better at than my roommate:

Writing
Reading
Drawing
Knowing the lyrics to way too many random songs
Memorizing completely useless trivia

Things my roommate is better at than me:

Math
Cooking
Video games
Holding his liquor
Peeing standing up
Spending his money carefully
Basically everything I didn't say on my list. (I'm not good at much)

Things our third roommate is better at than both of us:

Jumping
Meowing & purring
Being adorable

I dunno about that Lally, I find you quite adorable. :slywink:

hehehehehehe.

Another thing I am better at than either of my roommates:

:redface:

Charlie Dont Surf said:

You're better at reading and first person shooters and cooking

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Being humble.

I'd say Morgoth has one to add:

Not getting banned.

Shegokigo said:

I'd say Morgoth has one to add:

Not getting banned.

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They're "both" banned

Obviously, it was a joke.

If Mo is a different person, he will be surprised to find himself blocked.

Nah, I'm sure Chaz told him already.

Existing.

I have two roommates, so to make this less difficult, I will state what I am better at than BOTH of them:

-Chugging beers
-Sonic the Hedgehog games (But only because I'm the only one who plays them)
-cooking from scratch and making up my own recipes
-accidentally starting fires in the toaster (This happens probably once every two months. Although last month it happened twice in one week, so I might be good for a while)
-cleaning the kitchen when its my week to do so
-writing essays

Things roommate #1 is better at than me:
-ANY VIDEOGAME HE'S EVER PLAYED (He's a "that guy". Y'know, no items, no smash ball, Final destination type guy)
-animating


Things roommate #2 is better at than me:
-not getting addicted to caffeine
-not wasting time watching television on the internet
-layout and design
-playing just about any musical instrument ever

I can tell a story better than my wife. She's technically my roommate.

updating our comic blog.

Things I'm better at
-Cleaning
-Baking
-Not leaving food out for days
-Super Mario World

This my roomate is better at that I'm jealous of
-Cooking
-Being Smart
-Being Sociable

Being a dude. My wife sucks at that.
Also see: video games.

However, I don't think I have EVER beat her in cards.

After coming home, I realized I'm good at something else too:

Not keeping water in the dirty pots ALL WEEKEND so they smell up the house with moldy grossness.

Cajungal said:

After coming home, I realized I'm good at something else too:

Not keeping water in the dirty pots ALL WEEKEND so they smell up the house with moldy grossness.

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If I'm gonna cook, is it so hard for her to toss the dishes in the machine? I mean SERIOUSLY!?

So yes, I agree with you on this one Cajun.