Okay, you got me, manbaww time for Juice.

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ElJuski

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Okay, I confess. I give up with all this pretending bullshit. I have to break down and confess to you, dear readers of the internet, my own personal manbaww shame only highlighted by the hypocrisy of my relenting to the manbawwwww medium.














Just kidding. HAD YOU GOING THERE, HUH. I'm gonna go get smashed. WHOSE WITH ME
 

ElJuski

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Indubitably!

---------- Post added at 09:58 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:57 PM ----------

On a side note, Blondie is on, I have a High Life to drink with my gargantuan roomate of a man (IM TALKING ABOUT TED, BANANAHANDS) and then to celebrate a friend's birthday.

*cue Peaches song*
 
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JONJONAUG

you should call your ex-girlfriend and have sex immediately. That would be super.
Do not tempt me, man, the ex is a crazy bitch but she's hot and I'm weak.[/QUOTE]

If even one tenth of anything you've ever posted is true you could just go have sex with the first chick you lay eyes on.
 

ElJuski

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What stories? I haven't "shared" stories in very nearly a year, precisely because of shit like that.
*shrug* I was just pointing out what JonJon was gabbin about.

ANWAYS THIS THREAD ISNT ABOUT YOU ITS ABOUT MY ACHY BREAKY HEART YOU GUYS
 
I can't think of any examples of that happening so I could explain my ornery-ness, to be honest, but I'm sure that in most cases there was a similar implication there. If not that I'm a liar then that I'm a depraved sex-hound, which I do take offense at.
 

ElJuski

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That sentence reads perfectly in tune to your avatar, the switch being the obvious break in the comma.
 
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