Make someone's signature funnier

[strawman]

As the first dump stretches into months, however - as years become long, sewage filled decades, Diarrhea reveals its TRUE POWER: forcing your enemies to accept a terrifying new existence, where people do awful things to toilets ALL THE TIME for NO REASON and where DIGNITY DOES NOT EXIST.

Pick someone's sig. Make it funnier.

 

[Qonas]

From Shannow's:

Shannow looks like he's going to flip somebody, and then drive away in a convertible.

 

[Dusty668]

From: @Li3n
* Playing card games is just like making love. You usually play solitaire, so wash your hands afterward, and get used to the idea of wearing glasses - Grandpa, YGO TAS

* There are two kinds of fool. One says, 'It's not the heat, it's the humidity.' And one says, 'Hot enough for ya?' - Dean Inge

* PROTIP: Keep your head down and left arm as straight as possible, and follow through.

 

[bhamv3]

WHARRGARBL

...said the smoking baby under his breath. Casually, with hands shaking a little, he lit another cigarette.

I'm sure someone can do better than me on this one though.

 

[HowDroll]

It's definitely not possible to make my signature funnier.

 

[Shawn]

I always just use random quotes, but never tend to stick to one.

 

[Shegokigo]

It's definitely not possible to make my signature funnier.

 

[TDK1987]

Do the rules state that we can't just add an "in bed" to the end of every sig?

 

[bhamv3]

Do the rules state that we can't just add an "in bed" to the end of every sig?

No one's slick as Howdroll... in bed
No one's quick as Howdroll... in bed
No one's ass's as incredibly fine as Howdroll... in bed
For there's no girl in the forum half as girly... in bed
Perfect, a pure paragon... in bed
You can ask any Chaz, Dave or Chippy... in bed
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on... in bed

Droll, Shegs, I'm sorry but TDK has managed to prove you both wrong.

 

[Shegokigo]

I dunno, it kills the rhyme and pitch of the song! :humph:

 

[bhamv3]

I dunno, it kills the rhyme and pitch of the song! :humph:

That's the comedy of it! You add the "in bed" to the end of the line, sort of like that song "The Internet is for Porn" from Avenue Q.

 

[Shegokigo]

Yeah but "Internet is for Porn" really isn't a rhyming song. :humph:

 

[Qonas]

Awww, look at widdle Shego all a-scared someone might steal Droll's attention. How cute!

 

[Bubble181]

No one's slick as Shego
No one's quick as Shego
No one's ass's as incredibly fine as Shego
For there's no girl in the forum half as scary
Truely, a real-life demon
You can ask any SeraRelm or Ame
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on