Sex Party Prank - Craigslist is EVIL

[Dave]

So this single mom is sitting at home the other night and her doorbell rings. It's a guy asking about the sex party. She informs him that he is mistaken and he leaves. A little while later another guy does the same thing.

All-in-all 8 guys showed up looking for the train leaving the station. Apparently someone posted a Craigslist ad that she was hosting a sex party.

\"(It said) sex party, starting at 10:30 today,\" she said, reading from the ad. \"Everyone is welcome, the more the merrier. Straight, bi, gay, you are all welcome.\"

Yikes! How scary would that be? She made someone mad!

http://www.ketv.com/news/21622699/detail.html

 

[Shannow]

Sex Party Prank

I'm here for the gangbang.

 

[bhamv3]

Every one who showed up was a guy, huh?

Wow, what are the odds...

 

[Dave]

And how creepy do you think those guys were?

 

[Chazwozel]

Craigslist needs to have a registration system similar to ebay where you have a user posting under a nickname of some sort, rather than the anonymous shit they have now.

I like Craigslist, but you've gotta be really fucking careful on it.

 

[Shannow]

Uhhh..I'm here for the gangbang.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Hi, yer purtier than I thought you'd be. When does the party start?

 

[Espy]

Craigslist needs to have a registration system similar to ebay where you have a user posting under a nickname of some sort, rather than the anonymous shit they have now.

I like Craigslist, but you've gotta be really fucking careful on it.

You know, if you just assume that all the "I WANT SEX" ads are crap and ignore them the place is pretty much fine the way it is.

 

[Iaculus]

Craigslist needs to have a registration system similar to ebay where you have a user posting under a nickname of some sort, rather than the anonymous shit they have now.

I like Craigslist, but you've gotta be really fucking careful on it.

You know, if you just assume that all the "I WANT SEX" ads are crap and ignore them the place is pretty much fine the way it is.[/QUOTE]

So how's your sarin order going, chief?

 

[Jay]

Sex Party Prank

I'm here for the gangbang.

Best movie ever.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Uhhh..I'm here for the gangbang.

okay, please lay down on that table and open your legs, I will get the guys.

 

[Shannow]

Uhhh..I'm here for the gangbang.

okay, please lay down on that table and open your legs, I will get the guys.[/QUOTE]

 

[Green_Lantern]

Uhhh..I'm here for the gangbang.

okay, please lay down on that table and open your legs, I will get the guys.[/QUOTE]

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[Iaculus]

Uhhh..I'm here for the gangbang.

okay, please lay down on that table and open your legs, I will get the guys.[/quote]

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[Shannow]

Well, at least SeriousJay got the reference. GL, well...he is just an idiot.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Well, at least SeriousJay got the reference. GL, well...he is just an idiot.

What makes you think that me understanding the difference would change anything.

and you are not here to talk, you are for the gangbang.

 

[Shannow]

Well, at least SeriousJay got the reference. GL, well...he is just an idiot.

What makes you think that me understanding the difference would change anything.

and you are not here to talk, you are for the gangbang.

[/quote]

Yup, definitely an idiot.

 

[Philosopher B.]

I apologize, guys, it's all my fault. I listed the wrong address by mistake. Party's at my place.

 

[Chazwozel]

Well, at least SeriousJay got the reference. GL, well...he is just an idiot.

"At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?"

 

[Shannow]

YOUR MY BOY, BLUE!!!

 

[Chazwozel]

"Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do? "

" I recommend you stop being such a ******. You're in the backseat."

 

[Dave]

I don't get the reference.

How much do I fail at life?

 

[LordRendar]

- "I wasn't looking for a girl like that. "

- "Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone. "

 

[Green_Lantern]

I don't get the reference.

How much do I fail at life?

Is from the movie "Old School".

 

[Chazwozel]

I don't get the reference.

How much do I fail at life?

Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

 

[General Specific]

Stupid disabled embedding...

 

[Shannow]

You got a fucking dart in your neck man.

 

[bigcountry23]

Your're Craz...Yooooooouuuuuu'rrrrreeeeee cccrrrraaaazzzzyyyy..... IIIII llllllliiiiiiiikkkkkkeeee yyyyyyyoooooouuuuuu, bbbbbuuuuuutttttttt yyyyyyyoooooouuuuuu'rrrrrrreeeeee cccccrrrrraaaaazzzzzzyyyyy. I feeel tired.

 

[nufan]

Craigslist is fine. People are douchebags. You can do the same thing with a phone book and a newspaper ad but people are cheap and lazy.

1)call local paper/email local paper
2)create phony ad
3)use random #
4)??
5)profit.

whenever someone can do something anonymously they will take advantage of it. Like.. posting in a... forum.
Shit.

 

[Dave]

The difference is that Craigslist is free and the newspaper cost money. Also, more people read CL than newspapers.

So not really the same.

 

[nufan]

That's why I said cheap and lazy.

also why is she reducing the amount of time her kids spend online? How does that correlate to someone posting a fake ad to her house.

 

[Chazwozel]

That's why I said cheap and lazy.

also why is she reducing the amount of time her kids spend online? How does that correlate to someone posting a fake ad to her house.

Because she just got the bejesus freaked out of her and it's because of the internet. How's bout you give me your address and I invite sexual deviants over for you?

 

[bigcountry23]

True story, before my Senior year of college I went out to do a month of "observation" with a helo squads (shadowing a Junior officer, seeing what they do and what I would be doing in a few years). I ended up spending one night drinking with the XO and a crew from one of the other squadrons out there. They were heading to Vegas for a squadron party and none of their mids could (would) go. I ended up getting invited and on the bus trip out there we watched Old School. We all end up at a strip club and I call the CO (a full bird captain) "Blue" the whole night. Ahhhh good times.

 

[Dave]

That's why I said cheap and lazy.

also why is she reducing the amount of time her kids spend online? How does that correlate to someone posting a fake ad to her house.

I agree that her stopping her kids from going online is kinda weird. THEY didn't do anything!

And she was freaked out. I mean, every time I drove by she'd close the shades.

 

[nufan]

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Increasing home security would be first (which she is doing), then educating kids about what the fuck just happened to mommy AND how they were all potentially in danger. But restricting the kids seems uneccesary to me. Just my opinion, and just like my asshole, it's mine.