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I guess I'll jump on the bandwagon.

I promise to provide juicy, extremely opinionated replies/advice.. however, I do not promise punctuality.

Go ahead.

*crosses arms*
 
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Interesting enough, my nickname has nothing to do with The Dark Knight and it pre-exists it by several years. It stems from :






I used to play on Impossible setting with 400% enemy health and 30 lives with a few of my RL friends. We named ourselves as per our RL names. SeriousJay (short for Jason and technically my preferred nickname), SeriousPat and SeriousJoe.


We had good times.
 
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Hypothetical Question:

You, and only you, have the chance to save one of two children from impending death. One is a child that will eventually bring about the resolution to many of the world's problems (poverty, hunger, war...think Star Trek future, but less cheesy). The other is essentially the antichrist incarnate, without the religious connotations, and will bring about the destruction of the world, but is your own child. Who do you save?
 
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Hypothetical Question:

You, and only you, have the chance to save one of two children from impending death. One is a child that will eventually bring about the resolution to many of the world's problems (poverty, hunger, war...think Star Trek future, but less cheesy). The other is essentially the antichrist incarnate, without the religious connotations, and will bring about the destruction of the world, but is your own child. Who do you save?
I’ll assume that I know of their destinies at the point of decision. I’ll save the Obama child so that the world can be a better place. While he’s doing that, I’ll go ahead and collect the womanly rewards for my actions and start working on my 2nd child.


When is it okay for grown men to cry?



What is the one word that always gets you riled up when used? Doesn't need to be a swearword, could be anything.
Construction.

You know, the sign that says "Construction up ahead". Should be more like "Unprofessionalism ahead"

I loathe blue collar workers. I loathe how unprofessional they are, their workload and inability to complete things at the specified time. My city’s blue collar workers are by FAR the worst. They take a decade to nearly complete a 2 highway junction. They have caused me countless hours of delay and they always do their job half assed. They’d start working on the asphalt repairs, dig the whole and then take off… for 2 weeks to come back to complete it. In the meanwhile, we endure traffic jams since lanes are closed, people slowed for miles. I loathe construction workers so much. Anyone who’s in a union is basically a man without balls in my eyes.
 
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I can't watch youtubes at work. Could you describe the video to me? I'm going to take a guess: is it the end of Brian's Song?

ninja edit: I didn't realize I could look at the titles, just not watch them. That's a great speech from an otherwise absurd movie.
 
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That's a great speech from an otherwise absurd movie.
Not an Oscar winning movie but goddamn was it a great sports movie. To be frank, I was never into American football till I saw this movie and since then, LET'S GO COWBOYS.

Ha! I recognize that contruction crap. Around here it is pretty much the same way. They sometimes take literally years longer than they should. Afew apartment complexes took 3 years longer to set up than intended.

Almost all our major cities are in a state of flux as I call it, because they are torn apart, ripped open, and demolished.. All because they are doing 'construction'. I don't understand why they have to do half the city at the same time, you can't even walk in some places.
In a way, I feel they are doing this to make the city dependant on them. With so many projects open and the city content in "yapping" to make them finish their work, they secure their work amist a shit-ton of useless paperwork that makes them look "good" and the city "unable to plan".

But I've been stuck in traffic and I see what I see. Nothing makes me angrier than seeing 1 guy doing his work and 8 other guys standing there, arms crossed, shooting the proverbial shit.

I hate blue collar workers.
 

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If you could create the perfect weapon, what would it be? Imagination is preferred, as opposed to cliches like "a weapon you only need to fire once". Unless it is really, really cool.
 
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If you could create the perfect weapon, what would it be? Imagination is preferred, as opposed to cliches like "a weapon you only need to fire once". Unless it is really, really cool.
You didn't mention for what use it would be. Would the weapon be for my benefit or for destruction? I'll answer both and they are both... of the same gendre....kenetic

For my own use : Kenetic Mind Reading. What better way of ruling the world than knowing the thoughts of others, especially when switched on by will? The ability to know what my enemies are thinking, what they have been plotting, how I can take advantage of the needs of my female lover and know how to go about to bed her and to conquer her needs so that she knows that her connection to me cannot be compared to any other man? The ability to steal ideas, innovation and to be dirty rich?

As a weapon : Kenetic Mind Blasts. That's that's right. Do you remeber Iron Man, when that techno shit Mind Blasted people? Well mine would be instantly if I wanted it to be. There would be no more war in the middle east.
 
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Off the top of your head, what are 5 underrated movies by the world at large?

5 underrated bands?
Most underrated movies? Jeez... let me think.

Cinderella Man
Primer
Leon
American Psycho
Kingdom of Heaven

And I can't really answer your band question. I could easily answer I think some local bands you never heard of are above and beyond better than most bands out there but there's no basis for you to base on. I could start naming bands you may or may not know and then I'd just be lying to myself. :)

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Question:

Why are your L4D2 RL friends French?
French-Canadian.

Remember, I'm from Montreal and we have English speaking Canadians and French speaking Canadians. Quebec is my province.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec

You should try our poutine Missy.
 
Your family is suffering. Food and money are scarce.

What do you do and how far will you go to survive?
 
To be completely frank and no offense good Sir, I don't give two shits about the Oscars.

Every year I watch the "nominations" and every year tears of boredom come into my eyes (mind you, I loved Slumdog and the Wrestler... the rest? Benjamin Button? Sweet Jesus, make me die) If the Globes are any indication of what'll happen to the nominations of the Oscars it'll be once again filled with nominations to any movie that had George Clooney involved in it thanks to the collective Oscar council fapping vigorously to anything Dear George does. I don't hate the guy but goddamn that got old in 2007.

I think it'll be a strong year for Public Enemies. It was a decent movie but what do I know? My movies don't tend to be catered to the suit fest very often.


 
Best Picture: Public Enemies (Brothers was awesome too.. maybe a longshot)

Best Actor: Johnny Depp

Best Supporting Actor: Paul Giamatti


I don't care about Directors or female Actresses. What will probably win :



Best Picture: Biutiful (or whatever it is called)

Best Director: Michael Mann (critics wack off to this guy)

Best Actor: GEORGE (fap fap fap)

Best Actress: Audrey Tatou (i'd hit it)

Best Supporting Actor: Paul Giamatti (he deserves it, GODDAMN IT)

Best Supporting Actress: Michelle Williams (was in that leo movie with Scorsese... gotta keep the heath love going)
 
Best Picture: Public Enemies (Brothers was awesome too.. maybe a longshot)

Best Actor: Johnny Depp

Best Supporting Actor: Paul Giamatti


I don't care about Directors or female Actresses. What will probably win :



Best Picture: Biutiful (or whatever it is called)

Best Director: Michael Mann (critics wack off to this guy)

Best Actor: GEORGE (fap fap fap)

Best Actress: Audrey Tatou (i'd hit it)

Best Supporting Actor: Paul Giamatti (he deserves it, GODDAMN IT)

Best Supporting Actress: Michelle Williams (was in that leo movie with Scorsese... gotta keep the heath love going)
I have no clue what movie you're talking about with "Biutiful"? Do you mean Precious? And what movie for Depp and Giamatti? Also, I don't remember Audrey Tatou being in anything last year? Shutter Island comes out in 2010, the Scorcese movie.

I'm not sure what you mean about Michael Mann! He directed Public Enemies (which I liked too), but he hasn't really gotten many Oscar noms except for The Insider, where he lost them all.
 
Biutiful didn't come out yet? I figured it's low budget would have passed under my radar anyways. I guess that's my pick for next year's winner! I said it first! I guess it's "Up in the Air" now. /pun

Depp for Public Enemies. Giamatti for Cold Sores... but I guess it'll go to Waltz anyways now that I think of it. Tautou for Coco avant Chanel. Or was that last year? I don't pay much attention to these type of movies.

Michael Mann should win the critics fap award. And the fact he lost those The Insiders noms is BULLSHIT. The Insider was brilliant. QQ.

The Invention of Lying should win awards damnit!
 
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Who would be the first person here you ate if you were a cannibal?
 
That's an interesting question. I guess my answers will depend on the situation. Exactly how hungry would I be? Should I pace myself or am I competing for the best morsels against other cannibals?

If I had all the time of the world, I'd prolly eat Chaz first... simply because he'd taste funny. If I was in a rush... I'd prolly eat Cajungal... she's high in demand and looks delicious. If I haven't eaten in awhile, I'd prolly eat Shegs (after an epic battle to the death I'm sure). I'd eat her heart and gain her strength and become UberJay.

If I was drunk? I'd prolly eat Alien.. cause... dude. it tastes like an alien!
 

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Why would you have to be in a hurry to cannibalize me?

Do you have a favorite book?

What's your favorite alcoholic/nonalcoholic beverage?
 
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