Sooooo...

[SeraRelm]

*skins slowly begins to slough off, twin, burning crimson orbs shining through the decaying flesh as it slips free of a translucent under-layer.*

Hello Cajungal, shall we have a little talk?

 

[Cajungal]

:aaahhh:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Help me! Somebody! Anybody!

 

[Fun Size]

Don't look at me. I can barely walk in these heels.

 

[North_Ranger]

What's this? A cry of help that echoes through the night?

This looks like a job for...

THE INCREDIBLE UNCOMBED MAN!

 

[Iaculus]

What's this? A cry of help that echoes through the night?

This looks like a job for...

THE INCREDIBLE UNCOMBED MAN!

(breaks out comb).

(breaks out shampoo and conditioner).

(breaks out industrial detergent).

(breaks out lawnmower).

(starts picking lice from Ranger's back and eating them).

 

[North_Ranger]

What's this? A cry of help that echoes through the night?

This looks like a job for...

THE INCREDIBLE UNCOMBED MAN!

(breaks out comb).

(breaks out shampoo and conditioner).

(breaks out industrial detergent).

(breaks out lawnmower).

(starts picking lice from Ranger's back and eating them).[/QUOTE]

Foolish son of Albion! No comb or hair product can tame THE INCREDIBLE UNCOMBED MAN!

Suffer the wrath of my college room-mate, the DENTAL CLEANING PERSON!

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

What's your theme song?

 

[North_Ranger]

Something nice and orchestral, I think.

No banjos.

 

[Shakey]

You got a problem with banjos?

 

[North_Ranger]

Show me one superhero who makes an entrance to the tune of banjos

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Will a God do?

 

[Shegokigo]

:aaahhh:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Help me! Somebody! Anybody!

I'll...... "help" you....

 

[Shakey]

You could be the first!

 

[Bubble181]

See, we all have dreams likethat, except normally the peeling off is supposed to stop at the skin, not continue for another layer....