Fuck Australia

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Shadazz

So I walked into my room, all tired and prepared to read a book and get some sleep and saw something similiar to this..

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And honestly, fuck Australia. Simply because of the spiders. You can't step on them, hit them with a newspaper, or fucking burn them. That just makes them mad. Seriously, we could strap some guns on these fuckers and send them off to fight in Iraq. Fuck it, these things could invade North Korea. They're fucking indestructible. Get the soldiers out, send our monster fucking spider killbots.

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Evolutionary

You're fucking kidding me, right? There are actually things that look like this? I was so blissfully ignorant.... I am TERRIFIED of spiders. Now I will never go to Australia.
 
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Shadazz

Oh, guys. We can get them the size of dinner plates here. Just google "Huntsman".
 
Snuffleupagus

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Seriously though, it seems like everything in Australia can kill you.
They warned us when I visited that sometimes the crocodiles go into the ocean to get to a nearby river. Like I wasn't terrified enough of the great white sharks.
 
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Evolutionary

Yea so I definitely just decided I am never going there. I see a little tiny spider and I freak out. =( Girly, I know. What do you actually do about them? Do you just let them chill out until they go away, or do you get a giant ass can of raid and spray them until they die..?
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Oh, guys. We can get them the size of dinner plates here. Just google "Huntsman".
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sixpackshaker

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I am not too fearful around spiders and bugs in general, but OH MY E'FFING GOD!!!1!1!!

Now that I've read about them on Wikipedia, I am even more frightened.
 
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Evolutionary

I'd say... I think I would grab a bat and a can of raid, cause I'm not sharing my room with Aragog. Also I like small animals and children.... no deal spider. =\
 
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Snuffleupagus said:


Seriously though, it seems like everything in Australia can kill you.
They warned us when I visited that sometimes the crocodiles go into the ocean to get to a nearby river. Like I wasn't terrified enough of the great white sharks.
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You know they can get up to 7 metres? This guy's only 4.8.



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Evolutionary said:
Yea so I definitely just decided I am never going there. I see a little tiny spider and I freak out. =( Girly, I know. What do you actually do about them? Do you just let them chill out until they go away, or do you get a giant ass can of raid and spray them until they die..?
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If they're outside, deodorant and a lighter for a nice fireshow. To make sure the fuckers are dead. Inside, a big fucking shoe. It doesn't always work. I've hit them 5 or 6 times and they're still moving..
 
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Evolutionary

Steel toed boots. Hit em till they dead. I like the fire idea though.
 
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rabbitgod

We have pretty big tarantulas here, but luckily they don't climb walls. That would freak me the hell out.

It does remind me of this one time I was walking into my bedroom with the lights out, but I hear this clicking. I get the light turned on and there was a Giant Desert Centipede which grow up to 8" long. So I grab a work boot that I left next to the door, the kind that weighs 5 pounds, and throw it. Naturally that just enraged the centipede and he charged at me, plus he had my boot.
 
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Shadazz

It's a funnel web, they make webs in cups, jars, beer bottles that are basically a giant funnel (a small hole surrounded by webs), if you manage to get them the FUCK out of whatever they're inhabiting, this is what they do. They do that, bang their legs on the ground and charge around the room at anything that moves. The shittest part is you cant fucking Raid them for shit because the web protects them.

Oh yeah, fucking take it. It's only me and that other guy anyway.
 
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Shadazz

After all that's been said about spiders, these things are the fucking worst. They're pure born killers, guys. Don't you fuck around with Koalas.

 
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Evolutionary

I have one of these from Build-A-Bear because I'm lame... but I never did fully trust it. I once saw a koala with an AK47.
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After all that's been said about spiders, these things are the fucking worst. They're pure born killers, guys. Don't you fuck around with Koalas.

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