Osama Bin Laden speaks out on... Global Warming? And Bailouts?

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Say, it's really been a few months since anyone's mentioned that, hasn't it? Wow, I think we've actually finally gotten past it, over a year down the line.


....Dammit. ;-)
 
Let's get back on topic here people. Osama Bin Ladin is a hippie. A damn dirty hippie. And he's starting a drum circle. And if we don't stop that drum circle? Pretty soon it will be a music festival and then god help us all.
 
But they all look the same, with their beards and hats... The only solution is to nuke everywhere.
We have to get near the center of the festival to hurt them. We're going to need some kind of drilling machine so we can drill our way through the smelly crowds. Any other way would be suicide.
 
But they all look the same, with their beards and hats... The only solution is to nuke everywhere.
We have to get near the center of the festival to hurt them. We're going to need some kind of drilling machine so we can drill our way through the smelly crowds. Any other way would be suicide.[/QUOTE]
Your Drill Will Pierce Through the Muslims! TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN!

Or something.
 
But they all look the same, with their beards and hats... The only solution is to nuke everywhere.
We have to get near the center of the festival to hurt them. We're going to need some kind of drilling machine so we can drill our way through the smelly crowds. Any other way would be suicide.[/QUOTE]
We should modify this:

 
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Soliloquy

We are gonna need a black guy who can go outside in case we have any problems. Volunteers?
do we HAVE any black guys on this forum? I haven't seen any in the picture thread, last time I checked.
 
Vagoo is half black half mexican. That means he's a brother who's half my brother.

And he has a gun that shoots knives.

He's being sarcastic about being intimidated, obviously.
 
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Philosopher B.

I remember a black dude from Halfpixel. I can't remember the username, though I can see his avatar in my head. I can't recall if he made it over.
 

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The guy who plays me in my imagination movies is a 7ft tall bald black dude. Does that count?
 
I remember a black dude from Halfpixel. I can't remember the username, though I can see his avatar in my head. I can't recall if he made it over.
We had a black dude on the PVP/image forum. HYPNOTRON. He was batpoop crazy. Like, imagine Invader, but liberal beyond belief, extremely paranoid and crazy as a loon.
 
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Kitty Sinatra

I figured I'd get reported by Chuck for that last line, but without it the whole post was worthless
 
That does sound much better doesn't it? I think I'll be hiring you to write all my posts from now on.
 
I'm on it, chief!
Quick! I need a post that sums up my thoughts on the post-racial discussion on humor and race relations in the divided political times we live in. It needs to have a dark sense of humor and reference South Park and "The Color Purple".
 

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Sorry chief. Juski just changed into blue tights as though none of us could see and jumped out the window, also as though no one could see.


I think Juski is Superman.
 
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Philosopher B.

I remember a black dude from Halfpixel. I can't remember the username, though I can see his avatar in my head. I can't recall if he made it over.
We had a black dude on the PVP/image forum. HYPNOTRON. He was batpoop crazy. Like, imagine Invader, but liberal beyond belief, extremely paranoid and crazy as a loon.[/QUOTE]

Nah, I remember Hyno, this guy was someone else. 'Cause he was, nice and stuff.
 
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