Omaha Flasher

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Dave

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The other night my wife and I were joking over a news item about a guy who was exposing himself to young girls. The jokes were along the lines of, "Why would you do that when it's 10 degrees outside? If he really wanted to show off he should probably wait until it's warmer." Things like that.

So last night I go to pick up my son from work and there's a news crew outside filming. When my son comes out I ask him about it he says that a girl had run in because this guy had done it again. And what young girl wouldn't want a guy fitting this description?

The victims said the man was in his 40s, white, weighs about 240 pounds, has a beer belly and wore a dirty white T-shirt, tan cap and boots. The victims also described the man's vehicle as a burgundy or champagne Explorer or Suburban with Nebraska plates.
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Before the jokes start...I don't weigh that much and don't drive a Suburban or Explorer.

http://www.ketv.com/news/22616939/detail.html
 
Espy

Espy

Gross. I remember being a kid and my family walking out of the grocery store and my mom rushing us into our car then calling the cops... some creepy dude wacking off in his truck or something. Thankfully they caught the guy. Hope they catch this sicko.
 
sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

yeah, I hope they catch the bastard. Hope he gets some help. There is a lot of darkness down the road that that perpetrator is headed.

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DAMN my Dyslexia! I keep reading it as Obama Flasher.
 
R

rabbitgod

Like any good institute of higher learning, the main library of my university frequently has flashers. Many times they're just drunk kids putting their butt up against a window. But every month or so you get a guy who walks up to a lady and pulls out the wedding tackle. Clearly this helps them get dates because, as I understand it, there's nothing coeds love more then a middle aged overweight balding dude taking off his pants while they try to finish up their Western Civ paper.
 
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