How would you like to die?

[Dave]

A friend of mine was making a statement about Dale Ernhardt. (Timely, I know!) And his comment was, "He died doing what he loved!"

Of course, I responded, "Screaming and hitting a wall at 200 MPH? Seems like a strange thing to love doing."

But besides that smart-assed response it got me to thinking: If I could choose my own way of dying, what would it be?

Mine is right from the Meaning of Life. What's yours?

Warning: NSFW VIDEO!!!

 

[Hylian]

Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever.

 

[bhamv3]

Saving someone else's life.

 

[Math242]

while having sex (if at all possible with a girl i don't like that much since i don't expect it'll be as fun for her as it's for me)

 

[Frank]

NSFW fer sure

Spoiler

I wanna go out in a prison fight with Ricky-Oh

 

[drawn_inward]

Saving someone else's life.

That sounds like a pretty good way to go. I agree.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Saving the universe. =D

 

[Jay]

During a threesome with 2 women dressed up in sexy outfits. As long as I'm already done.

:sneaky:

 

[Shannow]

Taking as many of you smarmy bastards out with me.

 

[Gusto]

In a cool way. None of this lame-ass old age bullshit.
:toocool:

 

[phil]

 

[@Li3n]

Consumed by the heat death of the universe... only to come out the other side as Galactus... :biggrin:

 

[rabbitgod]

Snu Snu. Unless someone already put that in one of the NSFW tags. In which case replace what I said with something equally 'witty.'

 

[drawn_inward]

Old, cancer-ridden, and with not a friend in the world.

 

[Jay]

Old, cancer-ridden, and with not a friend in the world.

Shall we book you for Monday?

 

[Norris]

The same way I like to kill the last mooks in Red Alert 2 skirmishes - a nuclear ICBM landing directly to my left in the middle of an open & empty field, atomized before I know what the hell just happened.

 

[darkangel6988]

I have a fascination with tornadoe's ........I'd like to be swept up in one if it were my time to go .....I wonder if you have a chance to see anything before you land somewhere. Or helping someone else as someone else said it above.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I don't care how it happens, just so long as I'm load bearing

 

[sixpackshaker]

Old and withered.

 

[Chazwozel]

<insert unique way to die here>

 

[Shannow]

<insert unique way to die here>

That your warcraft guild name?

 

[Philosopher B.]

Saving the universe while having sex with twin Angelina Jolie lookalikes on the back of a robotic shark flying through space. I'd be wearing a 50s-style space helmet, a top hat on top of that, and a giant mustache.

 

[Dave]

Old and withered.

I'm screwed.

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And what Philosopher B said.

 

[Alucard]

I'm gonna outlive all you mutherfuckers. mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Chad Sexington]

80 years old and ludicrously wealthy, I'll become bored with life and die by diving into an actively erupting volcano while in free-fall aerial combat with velociraptor, as several helicopters televise the event and a live orchestra scores the whole thing.

Then I will be buried in a tomb built on a manufactured island, guarded by a dragon and booby trapped. Naturally various treasures and the majority of my wealth will be concealed within the tomb, awaiting daring archeologists named after dogs.

 

[Fun Size]

Of incredibly old age, having just transferred the last of my consciousness to the machine that will make me eternal.

Barring that, anything from my list of horrible ways to die that would look awesome in an obituary.

 

[General Specific]

I'd like to die like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.[/old joke]

 

[drawn_inward]

I have a fascination with tornadoe's ........I'd like to be swept up in one if it were my time to go .....I wonder if you have a chance to see anything before you land somewhere. Or helping someone else as someone else said it above.

You're more likely to be bludgeoned to death or skewered by all the debris in the 250 mph wind.

 

[LordRendar]

With a gun in my hand,blood in my mouth and a curse on my lips.

 

[TommiR]

Peacefully in my bed, having lived a long and fulfilling life, with those who I love sitting around me.

 

[darkangel6988]

I have a fascination with tornadoe's ........I'd like to be swept up in one if it were my time to go .....I wonder if you have a chance to see anything before you land somewhere. Or helping someone else as someone else said it above.

You're more likely to be bludgeoned to death or skewered by all the debris in the 250 mph wind.[/QUOTE]

Yeah maybe but that's how i wanna go

 

[Wahad]

Without grief to anyone.

 

[Chazwozel]

I already told my wife that, when I'm an old geezer, if I get Alzheimers, or end up so incapacitated, physically, that all I do is watch TV and shit my pants all day then to fucking bury a gun into my mouth and pull the trigger.

 

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I can't find a video clip, surprisingly, but The Man Show had a fake commercial for a service that let you die like a man, including the whorehouse heart attack, chute failing to open, etc.

 

[phil]

I can't find a video clip, surprisingly, but The Man Show had a fake commercial for a service that let you die like a man, including the whorehouse heart attack, chute failing to open, etc.

I liked their sketch about how you sign up for this service that monitors you and if you die in some accident they come in and clean out your apartment of all the gross and embarrassing stuff you had.