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A friend of mine was making a statement about Dale Ernhardt. (Timely, I know!) And his comment was, "He died doing what he loved!"

Of course, I responded, "Screaming and hitting a wall at 200 MPH? Seems like a strange thing to love doing."

But besides that smart-assed response it got me to thinking: If I could choose my own way of dying, what would it be?

Mine is right from the Meaning of Life. What's yours?

Warning: NSFW VIDEO!!!

Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever.

Saving someone else's life.

while having sex (if at all possible with a girl i don't like that much since i don't expect it'll be as fun for her as it's for me)

NSFW fer sure

bhamv3 said:

Saving someone else's life.

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That sounds like a pretty good way to go. I agree.

Saving the universe. =D

During a threesome with 2 women dressed up in sexy outfits. As long as I'm already done.

:sneaky:

Taking as many of you smarmy bastards out with me.

In a cool way. None of this lame-ass old age bullshit.
:toocool:

Consumed by the heat death of the universe... only to come out the other side as Galactus... :biggrin:

Snu Snu. Unless someone already put that in one of the NSFW tags. In which case replace what I said with something equally 'witty.'

Old, cancer-ridden, and with not a friend in the world.

drawn_inward said:

Old, cancer-ridden, and with not a friend in the world.

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Shall we book you for Monday?

The same way I like to kill the last mooks in Red Alert 2 skirmishes - a nuclear ICBM landing directly to my left in the middle of an open & empty field, atomized before I know what the hell just happened.

I have a fascination with tornadoe's ........I'd like to be swept up in one if it were my time to go .....I wonder if you have a chance to see anything before you land somewhere. Or helping someone else as someone else said it above.

I don't care how it happens, just so long as I'm load bearing

Old and withered.

<insert unique way to die here>

Chazwozel said:

<insert unique way to die here>

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That your warcraft guild name?

Saving the universe while having sex with twin Angelina Jolie lookalikes on the back of a robotic shark flying through space. I'd be wearing a 50s-style space helmet, a top hat on top of that, and a giant mustache.

sixpackshaker said:

Old and withered.

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I'm screwed.

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And what Philosopher B said.

I'm gonna outlive all you mutherfuckers. mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

80 years old and ludicrously wealthy, I'll become bored with life and die by diving into an actively erupting volcano while in free-fall aerial combat with velociraptor, as several helicopters televise the event and a live orchestra scores the whole thing.

Then I will be buried in a tomb built on a manufactured island, guarded by a dragon and booby trapped. Naturally various treasures and the majority of my wealth will be concealed within the tomb, awaiting daring archeologists named after dogs.

Of incredibly old age, having just transferred the last of my consciousness to the machine that will make me eternal.

Barring that, anything from my list of horrible ways to die that would look awesome in an obituary.

I'd like to die like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.[/old joke]

darkangel6988 said:

I have a fascination with tornadoe's ........I'd like to be swept up in one if it were my time to go .....I wonder if you have a chance to see anything before you land somewhere. Or helping someone else as someone else said it above.

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You're more likely to be bludgeoned to death or skewered by all the debris in the 250 mph wind.

With a gun in my hand,blood in my mouth and a curse on my lips.

Peacefully in my bed, having lived a long and fulfilling life, with those who I love sitting around me.

drawn_inward;346286][QUOTE=darkangel6988 said:

I have a fascination with tornadoe's ........I'd like to be swept up in one if it were my time to go .....I wonder if you have a chance to see anything before you land somewhere. Or helping someone else as someone else said it above.

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You're more likely to be bludgeoned to death or skewered by all the debris in the 250 mph wind.[/QUOTE]

Yeah maybe but that's how i wanna go

Without grief to anyone.

I already told my wife that, when I'm an old geezer, if I get Alzheimers, or end up so incapacitated, physically, that all I do is watch TV and shit my pants all day then to fucking bury a gun into my mouth and pull the trigger.

I can't find a video clip, surprisingly, but The Man Show had a fake commercial for a service that let you die like a man, including the whorehouse heart attack, chute failing to open, etc.

fade said:

I can't find a video clip, surprisingly, but The Man Show had a fake commercial for a service that let you die like a man, including the whorehouse heart attack, chute failing to open, etc.

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I liked their sketch about how you sign up for this service that monitors you and if you die in some accident they come in and clean out your apartment of all the gross and embarrassing stuff you had.

Chazwozel said:

I already told my wife that, when I'm an old geezer, if I get Alzheimers, or end up so incapacitated, physically, that all I do is watch TV and shit my pants all day then to fucking bury a gun into my mouth and pull the trigger.

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Fuck that. Just put looney tunes cartoons on that tv and let me live baby! If I have a borked memory, at least ill have bugs and daffy!

Nice to hear a young dude think that way.

Damn right.

Falling off a pirate ship mocking my adversary with my last breath.

Frozen to death, huddled under a bridge, wearing a dozen layers of tattered, stain clothing.

Wait, want to die, or going to die?

2nd on the way Major Kong went, I been to one worlds fair, one Presbyterian picnic, and a rodeo and that's still the most awesome way to go!

bhamv3 said:

Saving someone else's life.

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Not this, but close.

Saving my own life.

I really don't care, as long as I'm not that person that gets found after being dead a week because the neighbors can't handle the stench anymore.

Gruebeard;346407][QUOTE=bhamv3 said:

Saving someone else's life.

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Not this, but close.

Saving my own life.[/QUOTE]

You go back in time and save yourself from the terminator who was sent to kill a younger you?

Some possibilities:
- Like the French President Félix Faure: sexed to death. Only with multiple women.
- Peacefully in my sleep. Although I won't insist on anyone staying at my bedside. I'd rather let them go out if they wanted to, after I had told them what they needed to know.
- If I'm diagnosed with Alzheimer (a possibility since my grandfather has it), I'd stay along as long as possible and write a message detailing my admission to let a selected person decide upon my life and death beyond a certain point, have that witnessed and notarized. When I can no longer function properly, my life little more than whimpering and shitting my pants, I would like to be taken to the archipelago on summer, and watch the sunrise on one of the more remote islands after I had been administered a lethal dose of something fittingly painless. But I'd much prefer the two other options.

phil;346425][QUOTE=Gruebeard;346407][QUOTE=bhamv3 said:

Saving someone else's life.

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Not this, but close.

Saving my own life.[/QUOTE]

You go back in time and save yourself from the terminator who was sent to kill a younger you?[/QUOTE]

No, but close.

I go forward in time and save myself from the terminal disease that would kill my older self.

I refuse to die unless if its in a riot celebrating a Bills Super Bowl victory.
See? Immortality isn't so hard.

In a fight with a clan of ninjas.

Id rather go down in flaming glory. Fighting the galaxy's greatest threat.

BlackCat said:

Id rather go down in flaming glory. Fighting the galaxy's greatest threat.

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American Idol?

Hmm, well, phil took mine (come on, it's my avatar!)

I guess I'll go to Rainier Wolfcastle's response to how he sleeps at night - "On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women."

Anaphylactic shock from eating delicious delicious shrimp. Or any other shellfish, but the smart money's on shrimp.

To all the people going on about Alzheimer's, go play some chess... i remember this story on the BBC site about some chess guy who found himself only able to see 6 moves ahead when before he could do like 8-10... goes to the doctor and he's got Alzheimer's... and it's not a light form...

@Li3n said:

Consumed by the heat death of the universe... only to come out the other side as Galactus... :biggrin:

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You stole my answer!

Holding the world ransom?

in your arms tonight?

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to...... wait. No, I did that wrong. Can I have another go?

ThatNickGuy said:

Saving the universe. =D

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That would be my preferred way to go out. Or at the very least while saving the earth.

Video games have influenced me somewhat

darkangel6988 said:

I have a fascination with tornadoe's ........I'd like to be swept up in one if it were my time to go .....I wonder if you have a chance to see anything before you land somewhere. Or helping someone else as someone else said it above.

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YOU STOLE MY DEATH!

Tornado death aside, I'd go with the most awesome car crash one could ever do, that got video-taped and was the most bad-ass crash clip of all time.

fade said:

in your arms tonight?

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Best answer so far. Thank you, Cutting Crew!

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Not sure what the video is but the song is great.