The same way I like to kill the last mooks in Red Alert 2 skirmishes - a nuclear ICBM landing directly to my left in the middle of an open & empty field, atomized before I know what the hell just happened.
#17
darkangel6988
I have a fascination with tornadoe's ........I'd like to be swept up in one if it were my time to go .....I wonder if you have a chance to see anything before you land somewhere. Or helping someone else as someone else said it above.
#18
Allen, who is Quiet
I don't care how it happens, just so long as I'm load bearing
Saving the universe while having sex with twin Angelina Jolie lookalikes on the back of a robotic shark flying through space. I'd be wearing a 50s-style space helmet, a top hat on top of that, and a giant mustache.
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And what Philosopher B said.
#24
Alucard
I'm gonna outlive all you mutherfuckers. mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
#25
Garbledina
80 years old and ludicrously wealthy, I'll become bored with life and die by diving into an actively erupting volcano while in free-fall aerial combat with velociraptor, as several helicopters televise the event and a live orchestra scores the whole thing.
Then I will be buried in a tomb built on a manufactured island, guarded by a dragon and booby trapped. Naturally various treasures and the majority of my wealth will be concealed within the tomb, awaiting daring archeologists named after dogs.
#26
Fun Size
Of incredibly old age, having just transferred the last of my consciousness to the machine that will make me eternal.
I have a fascination with tornadoe's ........I'd like to be swept up in one if it were my time to go .....I wonder if you have a chance to see anything before you land somewhere. Or helping someone else as someone else said it above.
I have a fascination with tornadoe's ........I'd like to be swept up in one if it were my time to go .....I wonder if you have a chance to see anything before you land somewhere. Or helping someone else as someone else said it above.
You're more likely to be bludgeoned to death or skewered by all the debris in the 250 mph wind.[/QUOTE]
Yeah maybe but that's how i wanna go
#32
Wahad
Without grief to anyone.
#33
Chazwozel
I already told my wife that, when I'm an old geezer, if I get Alzheimers, or end up so incapacitated, physically, that all I do is watch TV and shit my pants all day then to fucking bury a gun into my mouth and pull the trigger.
#34
fade
I can't find a video clip, surprisingly, but The Man Show had a fake commercial for a service that let you die like a man, including the whorehouse heart attack, chute failing to open, etc.
I can't find a video clip, surprisingly, but The Man Show had a fake commercial for a service that let you die like a man, including the whorehouse heart attack, chute failing to open, etc.
I liked their sketch about how you sign up for this service that monitors you and if you die in some accident they come in and clean out your apartment of all the gross and embarrassing stuff you had.
I already told my wife that, when I'm an old geezer, if I get Alzheimers, or end up so incapacitated, physically, that all I do is watch TV and shit my pants all day then to fucking bury a gun into my mouth and pull the trigger.
You go back in time and save yourself from the terminator who was sent to kill a younger you?
#45
North_Ranger
Some possibilities:
- Like the French President Félix Faure: sexed to death. Only with multiple women.
- Peacefully in my sleep. Although I won't insist on anyone staying at my bedside. I'd rather let them go out if they wanted to, after I had told them what they needed to know.
- If I'm diagnosed with Alzheimer (a possibility since my grandfather has it), I'd stay along as long as possible and write a message detailing my admission to let a selected person decide upon my life and death beyond a certain point, have that witnessed and notarized. When I can no longer function properly, my life little more than whimpering and shitting my pants, I would like to be taken to the archipelago on summer, and watch the sunrise on one of the more remote islands after I had been administered a lethal dose of something fittingly painless. But I'd much prefer the two other options.
Hmm, well, phil took mine (come on, it's my avatar!)
I guess I'll go to Rainier Wolfcastle's response to how he sleeps at night - "On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women."
#52
checkeredhat
Anaphylactic shock from eating delicious delicious shrimp. Or any other shellfish, but the smart money's on shrimp.
#53
@Li3n
To all the people going on about Alzheimer's, go play some chess... i remember this story on the BBC site about some chess guy who found himself only able to see 6 moves ahead when before he could do like 8-10... goes to the doctor and he's got Alzheimer's... and it's not a light form...
I have a fascination with tornadoe's ........I'd like to be swept up in one if it were my time to go .....I wonder if you have a chance to see anything before you land somewhere. Or helping someone else as someone else said it above.