How would you like to die?

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Shannow

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I already told my wife that, when I'm an old geezer, if I get Alzheimers, or end up so incapacitated, physically, that all I do is watch TV and shit my pants all day then to fucking bury a gun into my mouth and pull the trigger.
Fuck that. Just put looney tunes cartoons on that tv and let me live baby! If I have a borked memory, at least ill have bugs and daffy!
 
Frozen to death, huddled under a bridge, wearing a dozen layers of tattered, stain clothing.

Wait, want to die, or going to die?
 
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Dusty668

2nd on the way Major Kong went, I been to one worlds fair, one Presbyterian picnic, and a rodeo and that's still the most awesome way to go!
 
I really don't care, as long as I'm not that person that gets found after being dead a week because the neighbors can't handle the stench anymore.
 

North_Ranger

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Some possibilities:
- Like the French President Félix Faure: sexed to death. Only with multiple women.
- Peacefully in my sleep. Although I won't insist on anyone staying at my bedside. I'd rather let them go out if they wanted to, after I had told them what they needed to know.
- If I'm diagnosed with Alzheimer (a possibility since my grandfather has it), I'd stay along as long as possible and write a message detailing my admission to let a selected person decide upon my life and death beyond a certain point, have that witnessed and notarized. When I can no longer function properly, my life little more than whimpering and shitting my pants, I would like to be taken to the archipelago on summer, and watch the sunrise on one of the more remote islands after I had been administered a lethal dose of something fittingly painless. But I'd much prefer the two other options.
 
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Alucard

Id rather go down in flaming glory. Fighting the galaxy's greatest threat.
 
Hmm, well, phil took mine (come on, it's my avatar!)

I guess I'll go to Rainier Wolfcastle's response to how he sleeps at night - "On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women."
 
To all the people going on about Alzheimer's, go play some chess... i remember this story on the BBC site about some chess guy who found himself only able to see 6 moves ahead when before he could do like 8-10... goes to the doctor and he's got Alzheimer's... and it's not a light form...
 

Ross

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I have a fascination with tornadoe's ........I'd like to be swept up in one if it were my time to go .....I wonder if you have a chance to see anything before you land somewhere. Or helping someone else as someone else said it above.
YOU STOLE MY DEATH! :(

Tornado death aside, I'd go with the most awesome car crash one could ever do, that got video-taped and was the most bad-ass crash clip of all time.
 

Dave

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in your arms tonight?
Best answer so far. Thank you, Cutting Crew!

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Not sure what the video is but the song is great.
 
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