The not-so-serious but I want to rant thread.

[Calleja]

I thought the official first day of spring was March 21st?

 

[Tinwhistler]

That may be the first day of spring by tradition, but the vernal equinox happened today. We've been in spring technically for like 9 hours.

 

[Rob King]

[you might need to enlarge that]

Yes, that is a screenshot of the Discovery Channel's Youtube channel, where one of their shows has mislabeled Sudan as Ethiopia. Does NOBODY know geography? You're the fucking Discovery Channel! It's your job to know this shit, and to teach it to people. This is worse than when the Outdoor Life Network told me that Germany was landlocked.

 

[Calleja]

Rob's a mac user?

All my concept of reality is shattered!

 

[Rob King]

I love my mac, but I'm no zealot, don't worry

 

[fade]

Mac zealotry is just as stupid as mac hate. Both tend to be based on 10 year old information and distorted reality.

Also, it's freakin' cold in louisiana, too. It was close to freezing when I left this morning. This after being near 75F yesterday!

 

[LordRendar]

It is a balmy 12 degrees in Hamburg, Germany.I was able to leave the house wearing just a light sweater.It's glorious after a hard winter.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Savannah is toasty but wet today. I hate that - if it's raining, it needs to be cold. If it's warm, it should be clear. Otherwise, I feel like I need gills to breath the air. *Vaderbreathing*

 

[Null]

Savannah is toasty but wet today. I hate that - if it's raining, it needs to be cold. If it's warm, it should be clear. Otherwise, I feel like I need gills to breath the air. *Vaderbreathing*

And that is another reason I have no plans to move to Georgia. (Some friends keep recommending it to me)

 

[fade]

Savannah is toasty but wet today. I hate that - if it's raining, it needs to be cold. If it's warm, it should be clear. Otherwise, I feel like I need gills to breath the air. *Vaderbreathing*

Pbbt. CG and I will see your humidity and raise it with living in the middle of a sunbaked swamp.

 

[Null]

Yeah, but Louisiana isn't a state so much as it is a punishment, so...

 

[Officer_Charon]

Fade: You realize that most of Savannah is "reclaimed" marsh/swampland, right? *chuckles*

Perhaps not as PREVALENT as the bayou, but still swamp.

I'm sorry... "saltwater marsh"... whatever the rich folks want to tell themselves so they can believe they're not living on crappy real estate.

 

[fade]

I know. I lived in Charleston and nearby for most of my life. But this place beats both in humidity hands down.

 

[Vytamindi]

I need the humidity to survive... I would not do well in another climate.

 

[Andromache]

I hate Vytamindi's name. not the person, but the name reminds me of those science damn vitamin water commercials, and I can never remember which accent is the proper one for where I'm at.

 

[Vytamindi]

Haha! You can just call me Casey, then.



Or lover. Whatever you are comfortable with ;D

 

[Andromache]

I cant remember anyone's real name, to be honest. These days I struggle to find my keys.

 

[Calleja]

My real name's Calleja. I'm bad ass like that.

 

[Andromache]

I cant remember anyone's (who's important to me haha, ) real name, to be honest. These days I struggle to find my keys.

adjusted

 

[Calleja]

Wait, so you just remember the real names of those who are NOT important to you?

Huh.

 

[Andromache]

yes, because if the answer isn't one thing, it's always the extreme opposite.

 

[Gusto]

My real name's in my sig. PM me for a phone number if you realllllly want.

 

[Calleja]

The phrasing "I can't remember anyone's (who's important to me) real name" literally implies, nay, MEANS, that you don't remember the name of those who are important to you... ergo implying you do remember the names of those who AREN'T important.

Double negatives are a bitch like that.

 

[Andromache]

The phrasing "I can't remember anyone's (who's important to me) real name" literally implies, nay, MEANS, that you don't remember the name of those who are important to you... ergo implying you do remember the names of those who AREN'T important.

It must hurt being that smart.

 

[Calleja]

You'd think, but right now the only sort of ache I get is from the healing tattoo. Bitch is itchy, too.

 

[Andromache]

I can only hope the bitter, dripping contempt I feel for you is metaphysically acidic enough that your eyes burn from reading this, Cũntachella.

 

[Calleja]

No luck, I got a slight tingle, though. Wait, no, that's the Rohto Arctic.

 

[Andromache]

sure it wasnt Anal Aura?

 

[Calleja]

No, that bitch stood me up. Kinda. Had to go to Mexico City. Said she was gonna call me sometime in the week. But now she keeps texting me attempts at beginning a sexting session and it sort of gives me the creeps.

 

[drifter]

OH SHIT!!

OH SHIT!!OH SHIT!!OH SHIT!!OH SHIT!!OH SHIT!!OH SHIT!!OH SHIT!!OH SHIT!!OH SHIT!!


I still have my copies of Y in a box to be mailed from the NOVEMBER contest!!! FUCK!

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Fuck, Drifter! I'm sorry, man. Why didn't you say something?

No biggie. I forgot about it too

 

[Calleja]

Well, if he doesn't want it I'd be more than happy to take it off your hands, Turbo. :biggrin:

 

[Andromache]

Caluubajooa, always ready to take men's turbo's in hand.

 

[Calleja]

....anything can be a euphemism for "penis", can't it?


"always ready to take men's bolshevik's in hand"


Yup, everything.

 

[Andromache]

Well, I was going to say yes, but that might be rubbing it in a bit much, and it's a pretty limp point.

 

[Calleja]

Hey, if you rub it enough it'll stop being limp, believe me.