The not-so-serious but I want to rant thread.

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I may have a date tomorrow and a giant zit the size of a small ASTEROID is brewing just on the tip of my fucking NOSE!


No, fuck YOU, Murphy!
That happens to me all the time. Except I don't get dates all the time, so it actually happens to me very rarely. But in every instance of dating, there's a zit on my nose. It's mathemagical.
 
You're both way off. Nutella is the way to go. Don't just put it on your nose, though. Spread it all over. Be liberal with it.
 
He should take the blood from a virgin chicken and sprinkle it over the zit when the moon is full while saying the following incantation ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA
 
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Biardo

thanks, I have had worse I'm not really feeling sick this time but my ear hurts which makes it difficult to sleep
 
Been working 2 weeks of overnights, but will be switching to the afternoon shift after a couple days of. Or so you'd think. Trying to get my sleep schedule swapped means sleeping in much more than usual to wake up in the actual morning instead of when everyone else was heading home for the night, or trying to stay up to the point that instead of falling asleep, I merely pass out.

The upshot of which is that first "day off" is lost to sleep. Sigh.
 
I walk into the restroom and there is a dude washing his hands and only one open stall. I head for it but the guy washing his hands goes for it too and gets there before me.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
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Wasabi Poptart

The chicken I was going to cook for dinner is spoiled. A few days ago I accidentally dumped dinner right on the floor about 10 minutes before time to eat. My husband burned his hand on the oven yesterday.

I think we need a chef or to learn to live on packaged food and take-out.
 

Cajungal

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Ug, I told her I think she's beautiful, and she replied with what I perceived as a very cold "...thank you" then decided to end the conversation and log out pretty quickly. I feel like a creep now.
Aw, man. Sorry. :\ What was the context, anyway? I mean, if you want to talk about it.
 
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Wasabi Poptart

Yes, there was another medium-sized aftershock here. PLEASE, local news stations, stop acting like this is the only thing going on in the world. It wasn't even that big and didn't last all that long. We're getting one of these things about every 2 weeks. It is not a reason to forgo real news and spend the entire broadcast talking about the earthquake.
 
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Iaculus

Until yesterday, my nineteen-year-old sister had never heard of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings. Furthermore, she had no idea that nuclear weapons had ever been used in war.

I... just... what.
 
Until yesterday, my nineteen-year-old sister had never heard of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings. Furthermore, she had no idea that nuclear weapons had ever been used in war.

I... just... what.
It's okay. When my friend told me how bad she was at geography, I suspected she was exaggerating. I started off obscure and worked my way up to more common knowledge stuff. When she failed every question I had (including 'Point at Russia on this map') I wept bitter tears.
 
Until yesterday, my nineteen-year-old sister had never heard of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings. Furthermore, she had no idea that nuclear weapons had ever been used in war.

I... just... what.
It's okay. When my friend told me how bad she was at geography, I suspected she was exaggerating. I started off obscure and worked my way up to more common knowledge stuff. When she failed every question I had (including 'Point at Russia on this map') I wept bitter tears.[/QUOTE]

I can't decide if it's nice that this is not a phenomenon unique to the South, or shed tears of my own about the state of education in modern society...
 
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Element 117

the plebeians need only learn how to till the fields, serve the whim of the powerful, and die when ordered. That is the way of things, democracy or no. Education? Who wants that when the illusion of comfort and luxury can be so freely proffered?
 
Yes. Every time I try to agree with your post in more than one word, it doesn't quite come out right. I re-read, and then visions of the fallout from the potential misunderstanding burn in my eyes. So I'll simply say 'Yes.'
 

ElJuski

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I really hate these wonderful convolutions of people and romantic feelings. All summer I deal with this...and tonight, it just gets more jumbled.

BaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaWwWwWwWWWWWWW

Also McDonalds isnt open right now WTF
 

North_Ranger

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The pier at the girlfriend's family's summer cottage was really old and creaky. And guess who managed to step onto a rotten piece, leg going through the pier? Got a nice-size sore bruise on the inside of my left knee and thigh, and as that leg went down, I twisted the right leg so that the back of the calf has been hard and aching as heck, making me limp around...

But it was worth it. Check the Minor Victory thread :)
 
I am tired of dealing with people that drive 10 miles per hour under the speed limit on the freeway, in the fast lane. Then drive ten mph OVER the speed limit on a residential street!!!!

With the safety of a free way they drive like grannies, then a bat out of hell so they can tail gate you as you are driving around kids, dogs, cats, squirrels and folks that are getting their exercise.
 

Cajungal

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I came in here to complain about my little cousin's stupid, whiny posts about her love for some guy who cheated on her and dumped her. I get it, I get it. These song lyrics are the perfect refection of your tortured soul... go read a book that wasn't meant to give girls a body glitter fetish.

....But instead I'll just sigh and thank God I'm no longer 14. *sigh* :)
 
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makare

Ok so was in the shower washing my hair. I grabbed my 25 dollar bottle of conditioner and went to put some in my hand and the damn thing spooged half the contents all over me. I was like fuck this shit is expensive so i tried to get the lid off the bottle using my hip and my nonspoogy hand. No luck so I tried to get it to go back in the bottle from the top. No luck there either. Ultimately I was forced to simply use that much conditioner on my hair. My hair looks awesome but damn it what a waste. :(
 
Maybe it is just me but I can't imagine spending that much on conditioner (heck I don't even use conditioner) I think the most I have ever spent on a bottle of shampoo was $3 but still that sucks to here it got wasted.
 
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makare

Yeah, that's the other thing it's not like i run out and then go out and buy another bottle. This set of shampoo and conditioner was a christmas gift from my mom (that's how long this shit lasts). I probably wont get anymore until next christmas or maybe my birthday.

When I don't have it I use Tresemme which is in my opinion the closest to salon quality that any cheap shampoo has gotten.
 

Cajungal

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Awww man. I get nice toiletries as gifts too. They're such a treat. I'd hate to lose a lot of it like that. :\ I've only done that with my cheap stuff, so it's really no skin off my ass.
 
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Chazwozel

I can justify buying many stupid things in this world for 25 dollars. Conditioner will never be one of them.
 
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